"Pisces, Prepare for Cosmic Giggle as Neptune Stages a Flashmob in Your House of Dreams!"
The next Pisces will start in 223 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 23 days, at Thursday, 03 August, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 227 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 245 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 256 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Third Quarter moon is currently 23.5 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.
Oh, my dear Pisces, let's chat. You've got Saturn retrograde in Pisces, and Neptune retrograde in Pisces, which is sort of like having your in-laws move into your studio apartment without warning... while you're already babysitting your friend's triplets. Just a bit crowded, wouldn't you say?
But fear not! You're a Pisces, a veritable fish, remember? You love swimming around in emotional seas, even when the currents are whirling faster than a Cylon Raider on Red Bull. Neptune is your home planet, so think of this as a family reunion where Uncle Saturn is just a bit too eager to tell you about his latest conspiracy theories.
Don't be surprised if you start feeling a bit... introspective. Retrogrades are all about reflection, you see. So sit back with a cup of cosmic tea and dig into your internal universe. What's that? You've found buried treasure? Oh, it's just your old high school diary, filled with embarrassing poetry and dreams of being a rockstar. Well, perhaps there's wisdom to glean from your past self.
Now, let's chat about this Third Quarter moon - 23.5 days old. It's like the rebellious teenager of lunar phases. This moon is here to make you question - everything. But hey, who doesn't love a good existential crisis? And remember, dear Pisces, the moon is just reflecting the light of the sun. So grab your science goggles and dive into the enchanting waters of self-discovery.
If you feel like crying, don't hold back. Let it flow, let it go. You're a water sign after all, and tears are just salty stories waiting to be shared. And who knows, you might just find laughter on the other side of those tears. I mean, who else can say they've hosted a cosmic house party for two giant gas planets? Only you, my dear Pisces, only you.
So swim on, you brilliant fish, and remember: The universe doesn't do anything TO you, it does everything FOR you. #RetrogradeRumble #PiscesParty #CosmicComedy #NerdyAstrologerGaiusBaltar
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SignToday Is Posting: 11.07.2023 08:52:02 (pis-11-07-2023)