By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 11 February 2024
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in a Sea of Cosmic Hilarity and Unexpected Quantum Quirks!"

The next Pisces will start in 8 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The moon is currently in Pisces

Mercury moves to Pisces in 12 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 30 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 41 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The New moon is currently 1.6 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Alright all you Pisces fishies, brace yourselves. You're about to experience an astrological hat trick with the moon, Saturn, and Neptune all swimming in your sign. In other words, it's like a cosmic disco at your place and everyone's invited. The moon, our old cheese in the sky, is in Pisces. Now, I'm not saying this means you'll suddenly develop an urge to wear moon boots or start howling at night - though if you do, please film it for social media, it'll be hilarious. This lunar alignment is all about emotions. You might feel as if you're riding a rollercoaster of feelings. One minute you're up, the next you're down, and then you're upside down with your pocket change flying out. My advice? Buckle up and enjoy the ride. Saturn, the taskmaster of the zodiac (and a proper party pooper if you ask me), is also in Pisces. This means it's time to get serious about your dreams. No more daydreaming about opening a cat cafe or inventing a new type of cheese. It's time to make a plan, stick to it, and stop getting distracted by shiny things. Neptune, your ruling planet, is back home in Pisces too. Now, Neptune is a bit of a hippie at heart. It's all about imagination, dreams, and spiritual stuff. So, expect a few 'far out dude' moments in the coming days. You might even have some profound insights between episodes of Red Dwarf. Oh, and let's not forget - the New moon is currently 1.6 days old. That's like a cosmic toddler, full of energy, potential, and the occasional tantrum. This is a great time to start new projects - perhaps write that sci-fi novel you've been talking about? Just remember to change the space diapers every now and again. So, wrap it all up, Pisces. It's time to feel all the feels, get serious about your dreams, and embrace your inner hippie. And remember, no matter what happens, always keep your sense of humor. Tag it, tweet it, or carve it into your favorite tree: #PiscesParty, #CosmicDisco, #FeelingAllTheFeels, #SeriousDreaming, #HippieMoments, #SpaceDiapers.

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SignToday Is Posting: 11.02.2024 08:52:01 (pis-11-02-2024)

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