"Pisces, May the Stars be with you: Your Galactic Guide to Navigating the Nebula of Nonsense that is Next Week!"
The next Pisces will start in 101 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 11 days, at Tuesday, 21 November, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 105 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 123 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 134 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.6 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.
Ah, sweet Pisces! You're no stranger to the cosmic dance of the universe, are you? Well, buckle up your spaceship seatbelts, because things are about to get...interesting.
Saturn has decided to drop in for a visit. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Great, the planetary equivalent of my strict high school math teacher is coming over. Maybe we'll bond over quadratic equations." But don't fret! Saturn's stern discipline can help you create a solid foundation for your dreams—or at least finally clean out that closet you've been ignoring since the Bush administration.
Now, let's talk about Neptune. He's doing his best Michael Jackson impression and moonwalking retrograde in your sign. This may stir up some deep-seated confusion, like why people put pineapple on pizza or why socks always disappear in the laundry. But don't worry, it's also a fantastic time to explore your subconscious. Dive deep into those swirling waters of the mind! You might find buried treasure...or at least remember where you left your car keys.
With the waning crescent moon, it's a good time to release old patterns. Do you cling to expired coupons like life rafts in a sea of capitalism? Time to let them go. Have you been keeping toxic people in your life because they make great lasagna? Trust me, the lasagna isn't worth it.
The next full moon will be lighting up the night sky at precisely 9:16:41 on November 27, 2023. Mark your calendars! This is the perfect time to manifest your dreams. Want to become a bread sculptor? Go for it. Aspire to learn Klingon? Qapla'!
Remember, Pisces, you're a celestial being in a human suit. Embrace the weird, love the chaos, and always keep an eye out for black holes. They're sneakier than you think.
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SignToday Is Posting: 10.11.2023 08:52:01 (pis-10-11-2023)