By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 09 November 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare for Galactic Giggles: Your Neptune is About to Laugh Its Axis Off!"

The next Pisces will start in 102 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 12 days, at Tuesday, 21 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 106 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 124 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 135 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.7 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Hey there, Pisces! So, let's get this straight, Saturn, that big old taskmaster, has decided to bunk up in your sign, huh? Well, don't worry. It's not like you've got a stern headmaster living in your celestial house, though it might feel like it sometimes. Saturn is just here to teach you some life lessons – and no, I'm not talking about the kind where you accidentally mix up baking soda with baking powder. Now, onto Neptune. You know Neptune, right? Your ruling planet? Well, it's taken a bit of a nap and gone retrograde on you. But don't fret, it's not ghosting you, promise. This is actually a great time for introspection, think of it as nature's way of enforcing a spiritual Netflix and chill session. So go ahead, take a break from reality, indulge in some self-care, perhaps a bubble bath with a side of quantum physics? Oh, and let's not forget about our lovely Waning Crescent moon, currently 25.7 days old. That's like the moon's version of approaching its quarter-life crisis. It's a time to shed off the old and embrace the new. You might also feel an urge to Marie Kondo your life. If it doesn't spark joy, toss it into a black hole (or maybe just the recycling bin). The next full moon, you ask? Well, it's set to make its grand entrance at 9:16:41 on November 27, 2023. Mark your intergalactic calendars because it's going to be a showstopper. Full moons are like the drama queens of the lunar cycle, they're all about high energy and emotions. So, if you suddenly feel like singing "Bohemian Rhapsody" at the top of your lungs, just blame it on the moon. So, Pisces, in the words of the great Doctor, "We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?" #PiscesPower #SaturnStaycation #NeptuneNapTime #MoodyMoon #DoctorWhoVibes

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SignToday Is Posting: 09.11.2023 08:52:02 (pis-09-11-2023)

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