"Pisces, prepare for a cosmic splish-splash: Your ruling planet goes retrograde! Don't forget your metaphysical raincoat!"
The next Pisces will start in 133 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 15 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 137 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 155 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 166 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.7 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Greetings, Pisces! Oh, you lucky, fish-like celestial entities, brace yourselves for a cosmic rollercoaster ride! Saturn, the big daddy of discipline, is retrograde in your sign. So, expect to feel like you've been caught in the middle of a quantum physics lecture delivered by...well, me!
Saturn's retrograde might make you feel like you're moving backwards, but remember, even Starbug managed to get out of reverse gear eventually... right after crashing into a few asteroids.
Now, our dear old friend Neptune, your ruling planet, is also in retrograde. It's like being stuck in one of Lister's laundry cycles - it's a confusing time, but believe me, you'll come out cleaner on the other side.
And let’s not forget the Waning Crescent moon, currently 24.7 days old. Older than Kryten’s underwear, younger than the space weevil in Lister's vindaloo. It's a time to wrap things up and tie loose ends. Like that one time we (finally) got rid of that Polymorph...only to have it return in the sequel.
So, keep your eyes on the stars, Pisces! Because we all know there's no better way to avoid stepping on space weevil goo. Trust in your intuition, let your imagination take the wheel, and remember: no one can hear you scream in space.
Tagging this cosmic forecast with #PiscesInTheRetrograde, #NeptuneBlues, #SaturnsBackwardSpin and my personal favourite #WaningCrescentMoonMadness.
Stay smegging awesome, you celestial fishes!
#Pisces
SignToday Is Posting: 09.10.2023 08:52:02 (pis-09-10-2023)