By The Chip Witch on Tuesday, 09 January 2024
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Piscean Perplexities: Time to Swim with the Cosmic Fish or Just a Good Week to Invest in Waterproof Mascara?"

The next Pisces will start in 41 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 5 days, at Sunday, 14 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Pisces in 45 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 63 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 74 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 27.2 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Hey there, Pisces! I hope you're ready for a cosmic cocktail because Saturn and Neptune are both chilling in your sign. It's like having a science convention at a Woodstock festival in the middle of your living room! Talk about a far-out house party! Saturn, the big old taskmaster of the zodiac, is like your strict science teacher who insists on checking your homework—over and over again. So if there are lessons you haven't learned yet, guess what? You're in for some extracurricular activities. And not the fun ones involving Bunsen burners and colorful chemicals. I'm talking about the "let's sit down and review this again" kind. Meanwhile, Neptune, your ruling planet, is like that flower-child aunt who always brings the most mind-blowing presents to family gatherings. She’s here to remind you to keep dreaming, no matter how many times Saturn tries to drag you back into reality. With the Waning Crescent moon, it's time to release, detox, and let go. Imagine it as pressing the 'delete' button on all those unnecessary files you've been hoarding in your brain's hard drive. Time to make space for the new updates! The next full moon is at 17:54:43 on 25th January 2024. That's your cue to step into the lunar spotlight and show us your best moonwalk. No pressure, but we're all watching. This month is about balancing your inner scientist with your inner hippie. Sure, be logical, but don't forget to add a dash of whimsy. The universe is your lava lamp—enjoy its groovy patterns. Remember, Pisces: Not all who wander are lost. Some are just trying to find their glasses. #GroovyGalaxy #PiscesParty #SaturnHomework #NeptuneDreams #MoonwalkMagic

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SignToday Is Posting: 09.01.2024 08:52:01 (pis-09-01-2024)

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