By The Chip Witch on Monday, 08 January 2024
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Warp into a Nebula of Nostalgia: Retrograde Motion Ahead!"

The next Pisces will start in 42 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 6 days, at Sunday, 14 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Pisces in 46 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 64 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 75 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.2 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Hey there, Pisces! Or should I say Pis-ceanauts, as you’re about to blast off into a cosmic journey of epic proportions! I hope you've been practicing your breaststroke because with both Saturn and Neptune party crashing in your sign, you've got more water energy than a super-soaker at a summer BBQ! Saturn, the grand ol' taskmaster of the cosmos, is clocking in some overtime in your sign. But don’t worry, it won't turn your life into a never-ending episode of "The Office." It's all about structure, discipline, and learning to play 'Simon Says' with the universe. Under this influence, you might feel like you're taking a crash course in ‘Adulting 101’. Picture yourself wearing a shirt that says: "I can't adult today" while juggling taxes, chores, and maybe a couple of existential crises! But remember, Saturn isn’t a cosmic bully, just a tough love coach pushing you towards growth, even if it feels like you're running a marathon with a spoon and egg. Meanwhile, Neptune’s hanging out, stirring up dreams and intuition like a barista frothing up a cappuccino. Don't be surprised if your intuition is on point, like Sherlock Holmes on a double espresso. You might also find your dreams getting weirder than a sci-fi convention. It's not the cheese, it's Neptune, so embrace the weirdness, folks! As for our lovely moon, well, she is in her waning crescent phase, which is basically the lunar equivalent of a spa day. It's a fantastic time for you to recharge, reflect, and let go of things that no longer serve you - yes, that includes the half-eaten tub of ice cream in the freezer. And guess what? The next full moon is scheduled for 17:54:43, 25th Jan 2024. Mark your calendars, Pisces! This celestial party is just getting started! So, keep riding the cosmic waves, Pisceanauts! Life might feel like it’s on shuffle right now, but trust me, the universe is playing your favorite song. #SaturnInPisces #NeptuneDreams #WaningCrescentChill #NextStopFullMoon #CosmicComedy

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SignToday Is Posting: 08.01.2024 08:52:01 (pis-08-01-2024)

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