"Pisces Alert: Prepare to Swim Through A Cosmic Jello Pool of Emotions, Just Remember - No Doing the Backstroke in Infinity!"
The next Pisces will start in 75 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 12 days, at Monday, 18 December, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 79 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 97 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 108 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Third Quarter moon is currently 23.1 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.
Ah, Pisces, the fish that swims in two directions at the same time - what an irony of fate! In the cosmic game of pin the tail on the donkey, Saturn has found its way to your sign. You might be feeling like a science experiment gone awry, with more gravity in your life than an astrophysics textbook. Saturn's serious vibes might make you feel like you're swimming upstream, but remember, it's just trying to teach you the art of perseverance.
Meanwhile, Neptune, your ruling planet, is taking a cosmic nap in retrograde also in your sign. You may be feeling a tad disoriented, like you've walked into the wrong Star Trek convention. It's as if you’ve been beamed up by Scotty and dropped into a parallel universe where Spock has a sense of humor and Kirk sticks to the Prime Directive. Want to return to your universe? Trust your intuition – it’s your built-in GPS.
And let's not forget the moon, currently in its third quarter and aging like a fine Romulan ale. An old moon like this one is a reminder to wind things down a bit. So, turn off your hyperdrive and take a breather. You'll have plenty of time to warp back into action later.
In conclusion, embrace the celestial chaos this month, Pisces. After all, as they say in the intergalactic circles, "Resistance is futile.” Remember to balance the heavy vibes with some light-hearted fun. Perhaps a Star Wars marathon or a spirited game of Dungeons & Dragons?
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SignToday Is Posting: 06.12.2023 08:52:01 (pis-06-12-2023)