By The Chip Witch on Monday, 05 February 2024
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces, prepare to swim through the cosmic sea as Neptune plays Marco Polo - Blindfold Not Included!"

The next Pisces will start in 14 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 6 days, at Sunday, 11 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Pisces in 18 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 36 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 47 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.5 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Hey there, Pisces! Saturn and Neptune are double-teaming in your sign like some interstellar tag-team wrestlers. It's like you've accidentally stumbled into a cosmic WWE match and you're in the ring! You know, Saturn is that old taskmaster, always pushing you to learn those life lessons. But I like to think of him as the universe's strict (but fair) algebra teacher, making sure you understand the complicated equations of existence. Meanwhile, Neptune, your ruling planet, is hanging out too, adding a dash of dreamy confusion to the mix. It's like if Einstein decided to join a psychedelic rock band - things are bound to get a bit weird. Expect some reality-bending experiences, and don't be surprised if your dreams start looking like Salvador Dali paintings. The moon, in her waning crescent phase, 24.5 days old (yes, I counted), is reminding you to let go of what no longer serves you. Like that pesky habit of accidentally turning into a potted plant at inconvenient times... or was that just Arthur Dent? Anyway, you might feel like you're juggling a Vogon’s love for bureaucracy and a dolphin's love for fun. So, hold onto your towel, Pisces, because it's going to be a wild ride through the cosmos! #PiscesPower #SaturnInPisces #NeptuneDreams #WaningCrescent #HitchhikersGuideToAstrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 05.02.2024 08:52:01 (pis-05-02-2024)

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