By The Chip Witch on Friday, 05 January 2024
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare for Galactic Goof-ups: Neptune's in Retrograde and Forgot Its Space-GPS!"

The next Pisces will start in 45 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 9 days, at Sunday, 14 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Pisces in 49 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 67 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 78 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The Third Quarter moon is currently 23.3 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Hey there, Pisces! Buckle up your cosmic seatbelt because you're about to take a wild ride into the universe! Saturn, the big boss of responsibility, has decided to park its celestial caboose right in your sign. So, if you've been feeling like a fish out of water, it's probably because Papa Saturn is telling you to "grow up, already!" Don't worry though, it's not all tough love. Good ol' Neptune, your ruling planet, and the dreamy master of illusions, is also hanging out in your sign. This is like having your favorite hippie uncle crash at your place. He might make a mess of things, but he'll also inspire you with his trippy stories and wise insights. Remember, sometimes, the mess is where the magic happens! Our moon, currently in its third quarter phase and older than the latest Star Trek episode, is giving you the power to reflect and release. It's time to let go of whatever you've been carrying around like a bad sci-fi plotline. So, Pisces, this week, embrace the chaos, channel your inner Starfleet commander, and remember that even the biggest galaxies were once just a speck in the cosmos. #AstroNerd #SpaceHippie #PiscesPower #SaturnSerious #NeptuneNirvana #MoonMagic #CosmicChaos #StarTrekWisdom

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SignToday Is Posting: 05.01.2024 08:52:01 (pis-05-01-2024)

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