By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 04 November 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces, you are! Swim in fortune's tide, you shall! Trip over love's lightsaber, maybe you will! Beware the retrograde Death Star!"

The next Pisces will start in 107 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 17 days, at Tuesday, 21 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 111 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 129 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 140 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.2 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Hey there, Pisces! Listen up, because I've got some intergalactic intel for you. Saturn has parked its cosmic camper van in your sign and is currently doing the moonwalk in your living room. No, it's not stealing your snacks, but it's definitely stirring up some serious vibes! Bear with me, it's science! Now, Neptune, our solar system's own version of the Loch Ness Monster, has gone retrograde in Pisces. Retrograde, for the uninitiated, is just a fancy space-speak for 'going backwards'. It's like doing the Cha-Cha slide in reverse, but much, much slower. It's not as scary as it sounds, promise! So what does this mean for you? Well, imagine you're an alien, like good ol' Klaatu from "The Day the Earth Stood Still". You've landed on Earth (aka this moment), and your mission is to decipher these complex astrological signals, which is pretty much like trying to decode a teenager's texts. Saturn in your sign is all about growth and embracing reality, even if that reality includes taxes and dishes. Neptune going reverse in your sign, on the other hand, is your ticket to dreamland. It's like a cosmic permission slip to daydream, get lost in your favourite sci-fi novel, or plan that trip to Mars you've been dreaming about. Remember, though, keep one antenna grounded in reality! And let's not forget our moony companion! The Third Quarter moon, currently 21.2 days old (hey, it can legally drink in lunar years now!), is encouraging you to let go of what's not serving you. Even if that's your beloved collection of Star Trek VHS tapes. So in summary, dear Pisces, this time is about balancing reality (Saturn) with dreams (Neptune), while making room for new beginnings (Moon). And remember, in the vastness of space, there's always room for a little laughter! #SaturnInPisces #NeptuneGoesRetro #OldMoonNewTricks #KlaatuBaradaNikto

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SignToday Is Posting: 04.11.2023 08:52:01 (pis-04-11-2023)

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