By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 02 December 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"EXTERMINATE Your Doubts, Pisces! Planetary Alignments Predict a STUNNING Victory in the Game of Life!"

The next Pisces will start in 79 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 16 days, at Monday, 18 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 83 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 101 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 112 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.6 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Oh, Pisces, my dear fishy friends, it seems the Universe is playing a game of cosmic ping-pong with you! Let's dive in, shall we? Saturn, that old taskmaster, is currently doing laps in your sign. You know how when you're tidying up your spaceship and you keep finding those pesky dust bunnies under the furniture? That's Saturn, reminding you to deal with the deep stuff lurking in the corners of your life. Don't worry, you've got this! Just remember your broom (and maybe a laser blaster for good measure). #SaturnSweepUp Now Neptune, your ruling planet, is pulling a classic retrograde maneuver right in your own backyard. I know, I know, it feels like you're trying to do the Farscape wormhole dance in reverse. Your dreams might get a little weirder (more weird?), and your intuition may feel like it's speaking in alien tongues. But fear not! Embrace the oddness. After all, who better to navigate the strange and surreal than a Pisces? #NeptuneNerdOut As for our moon, she's in her Waning Gibbous phase, which is like the Universe's way of saying, "Chill out, dude." It's a time to let go, release, and yeah, maybe indulge in some cosmic self-care. Think galaxy bath bombs and astral meditation. You've earned it! And hey, Pisces, remember: The stars may guide us, but it's you who pilots the ship. Stay groovy! #WaningGibbousGlow #PiscesPowerParty

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SignToday Is Posting: 02.12.2023 08:52:01 (pis-02-12-2023)

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