"Pisces Ponders Paradoxes: The Universe Demands a Slapstick Dance with Quantum Quirks!"
The next Pisces will start in 140 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 22 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 144 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 162 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 173 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Greetings, Pisces! I'm sorry, Dave. I mean Pisces... No, wait, are you sure you're not called Dave? Never mind. Anyway, let's talk about the cosmos, shall we?
Currently, Saturn and Neptune are both retrograde in your sign. Retrograde? More like "retro-GRAVY," am I right? Because things are about to get thick and saucy! Saturn's influence might have you feeling a bit like you've been sucked into a black hole of responsibility. But remember, even black holes have an event horizon - a point of no return. This is your chance to turn things around before they get too heavy.
Neptune, on the other hand, is all about dreams and intuition. But since it's retrograde, you might feel like you've woken up in a sci-fi movie where everything is just slightly...off. My advice? Roll with it. You might be surprised what you can learn from these unexpected plot twists.
With the moon currently at a Waning Gibbous phase, 18 days old and clearly past its rebellious teenage years, you might feel a pull toward introspection. It's a great time to look inward, maybe have a chat with your inner HAL-9000, and work through any cosmic bugs that need fixing.
So buckle up, Pisces! This month is set to be a space odyssey of epic proportions. And remember, as we say in the cosmos: "Open the pod bay doors to your heart, HAL."
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