By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 15 October 2023
Category: Libra

Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Juggle Planets Like a Cosmic Clown - It's Balancing Time!"

We are currently in the sign of Libra

The moon is currently in Libra

Mercury is currently in Libra

Venus moves to Libra in 25 days, at Thursday, 09 November, 2023

The New moon is currently 0.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Hello there, my balanced Libran buds! ๐Ÿงก With the moon currently doing its best impression of a couch potato in your sign, expect to feel emotions that seem about as harmonious as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ’ซ But don't panic! This isn't your sitcom season finale. It's just the universe's way of saying: "Surprise! You're human too!" ๐Ÿ˜… Feeling moody? Blame that lazy lunar orb. Feeling chatty? That's Mercury, the cosmic chatterbox, also in your sign. You might find yourself talking faster than the speed of light - and no, I don't mean Star Trek warp speed, I mean actual physics, baby! ๐Ÿš€โœจ Oh, and about that New Moon, which is currently younger than a newborn kitten (0.5 days old if you want to get nerdy), it's here to remind you that beginnings can be beautiful, even if they are as messy as a toddler with a chocolate ice cream. ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ‘ถ So, dear Libra, with all these celestial shenanigans going on in your sky, remember to take a moment to breathe, balance (your forte!) and maybe binge-watch another season of Farscape. ๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿ’™ And hey, if anyone asks why you're acting a little loopy, just tell them your astrologer said it's all in the stars. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒŸ #LibraLove #LunarLoony #MercuryMania #NerdyAstrologer #MoonMadness #FarscapeFiasco

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SignToday Is Posting: 15.10.2023 08:02:02 (lib-15-10-2023)

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