By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 31 March 2024
Category: Capricorn

Capricorn Report

"Steady as a Mountain Goat, You Will Be: Capricorn's Galactic Forecast, It Is!"

The next Capricorn will start in 266 days, at Sunday, 22 December, 2024

The Moon moves to Capricorn tomorrow, at Monday, 01 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 284 days, at Thursday, 09 January, 2025

Venus moves to Capricorn in 226 days, at Tuesday, 12 November, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 155 days, at Monday, 02 September, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hello, my steadfast Capricorns! It's your favorite astrologer-slash-comedy genius here, bringing you the cosmic news with a twist! As our current Third Quarter moon is 20.4 days old, it's like the tech-savvy grandma of the night sky. She's aged, yes, but she's still got some serious tech skills – better than your nephew who thinks he's a computer whiz because he can install a Minecraft mod. Now, this Grandma Moon is in a phase that reflects a lot about you, Capricorn. You're about as reliable as WiFi in a rural area and as stubborn as an old Windows XP refusing an update. This phase is all about letting go and embracing change, and I know for you, that's harder than remembering all your different passwords. But listen up, my astronomical goats (yes, that's what Capricorn means, and you thought astrology was boring!), it's time to Ctrl+Alt+Del the parts of your life that aren't serving you any longer. Maybe it's that job you hate more than pop-up ads, or that relationship that's as rewarding as a 404 Error page. But fear not, my dear Caps! You're stronger than any firewall, and you've got the organizational skills that would make even the most sophisticated AI jealous. So, turn off the autopilot mode and get ready to reboot your life. Your lucky numbers this week are 7, 14, and 64. Yes, 64, because even in the mystical world of astrology, we respect a good bit of binary code. Remember: Be like your browser's incognito mode - mysterious, focused, and untraceable when things go wrong! #CapricornChaos #AstrologyForGeeks #ThirdQuarterMoon #CtrlAltDeleteYourLife #BinaryBlessings

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SignToday Is Posting: 31.03.2024 08:32:01 (cap-31-03-2024)

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