"Capricorn, Brace Yourself: Saturn is About to Retrograde and It's Going to Be as Unpredictable as a Goa'uld at a Star Trek Convention!"
The next Capricorn will start in 145 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023
The moon is currently in Capricorn
Mercury moves to Capricorn in 125 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023
Venus moves to Capricorn in 178 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024
Mars moves to Capricorn in 159 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024
Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.
Hey there, Capri-sun (that's you, Capricorn), let's pull out our cosmic binoculars and take a gander at what's going down in your celestial neighborhood.
First off, the moon is hanging out in your sign. This makes you the star of the show, but it also makes you feel like you're hosting a party you didn't plan for. You know, the kind where guests show up unannounced, drink all your kombucha, and start messing with your Star Trek collectibles. #MoonInMyHouse #UnexpectedParty
Now, let's talk about your old buddy Pluto. He's playing hide and seek with us, going retrograde in your sign. To put that into perspective, imagine if Spock suddenly started behaving like Captain Kirk. Kind of weird, right? This might make you feel a little off-kilter, but remember - it's temporary. Like a Klingon with a hangover, it will pass. #PlutoInRetrograde #StarTrekReality
Our moon is a Waxing Gibbous, 12 days old and just about ready to spill all its secrets. It's like that one friend who always overshares after a couple of glasses of wine. Except, in this case, the moon's oversharing can reveal some deep insights about yourself. So, grab a glass of cosmic vino and listen up. #FullMoonParty #MoonConfessions
So, Caps, you've got quite a celestial soap opera brewing. Embrace the chaos, keep your phasers set to stun, and remember - in space, no one can hear you complain about your horoscope. #CapricornChaos #StunSettingOnly
Live long and prosper, my Capricorn friends! And may the stars guide you to the nearest cosmic comic-con.
#Capricorn
SignToday Is Posting: 30.07.2023 08:32:02 (cap-30-07-2023)