"Capricorn, Prepare for Cosmic Shenanigans: Your Star Sign is About to Turn the Universe into a Wild Goat Rodeo!"
The next Capricorn will start in 86 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023
The Moon moves to Capricorn in 23 days, at Friday, 20 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Capricorn in 66 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023
Venus moves to Capricorn in 119 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024
Mars moves to Capricorn in 100 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024
Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.4 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Hey Capricorn! It's time to pull on your metaphorical lab coat and put on your nerdiest glasses, because guess what? Pluto is in retrograde, right in your backyard! Now, I know the term "retrograde" might sound like an 80s fashion faux pas, but it's actually a planetary motion that can shake things up a bit. In astrological terms, it's like the universe's way of saying, "hold my beer."
Now, this isn't the time to run for the hills or bury yourself in a bunker with a lifetime supply of ramen noodles. Instead, think of it as Pluto, that little dwarf planet which was downgraded from its planetary status (and is probably still bitter about it), is simply moonwalking back over old ground, reminding you to revisit and reassess the structures in your life.
With the Waxing Gibbous moon approaching fullness, it's like the universe is turning up the dimmer switch just enough to illuminate the path, but not enough to blind you. It's a time of growth, Capricorn, so embrace it! Don't worry if you stumble a bit on the dance floor of life, just remember it's better to be a funky chicken than a wallflower.
So, in the words of Carl Sagan with a touch of Bob Ross, "We are all star stuff, happy little star stuff." And as a Capricorn, you're some pretty resilient star stuff. Now get out there, you celestial goat, and show Pluto who's boss!
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SignToday Is Posting: 27.09.2023 08:32:01 (cap-27-09-2023)