By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 22 June 2023
Category: Capricorn

Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, I am your Astrologer! Prepare for a week strong with the cosmic force... and a higher chance of helmet hair."

The next Capricorn will start in 183 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 11 days, at Monday, 03 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 163 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 216 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 197 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.8 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Greetings, Capricorn! It's time to channel your inner Sarah Connor and prepare for the celestial wars ahead. With Pluto in retrograde in your sign, it's like the rebellious Skynet has sent back a T-800 from the future to disrupt your life. But don't worry, like Sarah Connor, you've got this! You might feel like you're caught in a time loop with all the past issues resurfacing, but remember, you're a strong and determined warrior. As the Waxing Crescent moon is 3.8 days old, it's perfect for new beginnings and fresh starts. So, grab your sunnies and leather jacket, and get ready to face the world. The universe is giving you the chance to rewrite history, and it's time to take that opportunity by the horns, dear Capricorn. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to work through the challenges that come your way, learn from them, and come out stronger than ever. After all, everyone knows that the best way to stop a Terminator is to terminate their power source. So, keep an eye out for any suspicious cyborgs disguised as friends or family members, and stay true to your mission. The fate of your world depends on it. And don't forget to enjoy the ride, because there's nothing more thrilling than conquering the cosmos with your fierce determination and relentless drive. Stay tough, Capricorn, and remember that even Sarah Connor had moments of laughter and love amidst the chaos. You've got the strength and smarts to overcome any celestial adversary that comes your way. Happy hunting, mighty warrior, and may the stars be ever in your favor! #TerminatorHoroscopes #CapricornChronicles #PlutoRetrograde #WaxingCrescentMoon #CyberneticChallenges #AstrologyWithATwist

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SignToday Is Posting: 22.06.2023 08:32:01 (cap-22-06-2023)

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