"Capricorn, the Cosmic Goat Asks: Will You Climb to Soaring Heights or Head-Butt Your Way Through Life This Month?"
The next Capricorn will start in 184 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023
The Moon moves to Capricorn in 12 days, at Monday, 03 July, 2023
Mercury moves to Capricorn in 164 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023
Venus moves to Capricorn in 217 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024
Mars moves to Capricorn in 198 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024
Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.9 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.
Greetings, Capricorn comrades! It's time to tune in to the cosmic vibes and get your cosmic groove on, 'cause I've got the dish on your celestial shenanigans this week. With Pluto doing the retrograde cha-cha in your sign and our little Waxing Crescent moon baby at a mere 2.9 days old, the stars have got a message for you, straight from the galactic grapevine.
Now, channeling my inner Servalan from Blake's 7 (bow down to the queen of sass), let's dive into your horoscope with the pizzazz of a space-age diva!
Ahem, dear Capricorns, as the cosmic energies swirl around you like an interstellar disco ball, it's time to kick off those space boots and shimmy your way through this week. With Pluto in retrograde, it's the perfect time for some deep, introspective soul-searching (while wearing your favorite tie-dye shirt, of course). So, grab your crystals and your tofu snacks, and get ready to embrace your inner hippie.
Our 2.9 days old Waxing Crescent moon is giving off some serious #BabyMoonVibes, so take this opportunity to nurture any new projects or ideas that have been brewing in your brilliant mind. Remember, it's all about planting the seeds now to harvest the cosmic fruits later! 🌱🌙
In true Servalan style, don't forget to strut your stuff and flaunt your fabulousness, Capricorn. You've got the brains, the brawn, and the beauty, so show off your cosmic assets with pride! And if anyone dares to doubt you, just give them the ol' Servalan side-eye. They'll soon learn not to mess with a Capricorn in their prime!
So there you have it, my starry-eyed Capricorns. Embrace the cosmic chaos, channel your inner Servalan, and remember: you're the captain of your own spaceship, so chart your course and blast off into the wild unknown!
Here are some hashtags to keep in mind this week:
#CapricornCosmicShenanigans #RetrogradeRevelations #WaxingCrescentWonders #ServalanStrut #IntergalacticDiscoBall
Peace, love, and cosmic hugs,
Your Nerdy Astrologer ✌️🔮🚀
#Capricorn
SignToday Is Posting: 21.06.2023 08:32:02 (cap-21-06-2023)