By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 20 September 2023
Category: Capricorn

Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself: Your Planets are Aligning Faster than a Terminator on a Mission!"

The next Capricorn will start in 93 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 3 days, at Saturday, 23 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 73 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 126 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 107 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.9 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Hello there, my cosmic Capricorn comrades! As your friendly, neighborhood astrologer with an affinity for quantum physics and tie-dye t-shirts, I've got some 'stellar' news for you. Yep, it's time to strap in and get ready for a ride that could make even Einstein's hair stand on end... more than usual. Our old, frosty friend Pluto is doing the moonwalk across your sky, in retrograde no less! Yes, he's still sulking about the whole "not-a-planet" thing, but hey, aren't we all? Remember, even if Pluto isn't technically a planet anymore, it doesn't mean it can't stir things up! So, expect things to get a bit topsy-turvy. The good news? Well, our Waxing Crescent moon is a sprightly 4.9 days old. You know what that means! It's baby moon! Just like a newborn, it's full of potential. Now's the time to hatch those plans, start those projects, and maybe even try that new vegan recipe you've had your eye on. This is a time for beginnings, Capricorn, so don't let Pluto's backward boogie scare you. Embrace the chaos, harness the energy of our youthful moon, and remember... Even if the universe feels like it's running backwards, you're still moving forward! So, go forth, my celestial goats, and remember, in the words of the great philosopher Dory, "Just keep swimming!" Or in your case, just keep climbing! #CapricornChaos #PlutoParty #WaxOnWaxOff #CosmicCapers #RetrogradeRodeo #BabyMoonBoom

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SignToday Is Posting: 20.09.2023 08:32:01 (cap-20-09-2023)

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