By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 17 September 2023
Category: Capricorn

Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, You're as Stubborn as a Wookiee, but Don't Worry, Your Love Life Isn't Going to be Frozen in Carbonite This Month!"

The next Capricorn will start in 96 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 6 days, at Saturday, 23 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 76 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 129 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 110 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.1 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Hey there, Capricorn, you ambitious little mountain goat! You're in for a wild ride this week, thanks to our tiny buddy Pluto going retrograde in your sign. Now, you might be thinking, "Pluto? Isn't that the ex-planet that got demoted?" And you'd be right... and wrong, it's complicated. Just like you, Capricorn. Now, don't get me wrong. This isn't some kind of celestial punishment - it's more like getting stuck in a wormhole. It's uncomfortable and weird, but hey, who knows what alien civilizations you might encounter on the other side? With the waxing crescent moon barely past its newborn phase, things are about to get interesting. Imagine it like the moon is a nerdy scientist with a new gadget - it's young, it's fresh, it's full of potential, and it might just blow up unexpectedly. #StargateMetaphors This week, you'll probably find yourself questioning everything. You might even start wondering if the laws of physics still apply or if gravity is just having a bad day. But remember, Capricorn, even though it feels like you're in some strange alternate reality, it's just Pluto messing with your head. And as much as you might want to just put on your combat boots and kick Pluto out of your sign, remember, you can't fight gravity... or dwarf planets. Instead, use this time to reassess, reevaluate, and possibly reinvent. Embrace the chaos, let go of control, and see where this wild wormhole takes you. Stay strong, Capricorn. Remember, if you can survive a week of Pluto's retrograde shenanigans, you can survive anything. And hey, if all else fails, just blame the aliens. #AliensDidIt #CapricornChaos #PlutoRetrograde

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SignToday Is Posting: 17.09.2023 08:32:01 (cap-17-09-2023)

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