"Fascinating, Captain: Capricorn's Dilithium Crystals Align for an Illogical Yet Amusing Cosmic Adventure"
The next Capricorn will start in 250 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023
The Moon moves to Capricorn in 23 days, at Tuesday, 09 May, 2023
Mercury moves to Capricorn in 230 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023
Venus moves to Capricorn in 283 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024
Mars moves to Capricorn in 264 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024
Pluto moves to Capricorn in 57 days, at Monday, 12 June, 2023
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.4 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.
Ahoy, Capricorn! Gather 'round as I, your nerdy astro-hippie, spin a cosmic yarn about the adventures ahead. Our dear Waning Crescent moon is a sprightly 25.4 days old, almost as ancient as those socks you've been meaning to wash.
Now, hold on to your space goggles, because the next full moon will light up our sky at precisely 17:36:47 on May 5th, 2023. This lunar shindig is no ordinary hoedown, my friends. It's like a galactic fiesta for your soul!
As a steadfast Capricorn, you're known for keeping a course straighter than a laser beam in a vacuum. But this month, the stars are urging you to embrace your inner leaf on the wind. Be ready for some unexpected plot twists and delightful detours on your journey.
Your career could use a little rocket fuel, so don't be afraid to take on new challenges, even if it feels like flying through an asteroid field blindfolded. Remember, fortune favors the bold, or as we say in the 'Verse, "He who dares, wins... or gets spaced."
Your love life might seem like a malfunctioning gravity drive, but fear not! By the time that full moon rolls around, you could find yourself in a passionate encounter that rivals Inara's most exotic clients. Just watch out for any potential Reaver activity... metaphorically speaking, of course.
In conclusion, trust your instincts, stay shiny, and keep your eyes peeled for serendipitous surprises. And if anyone asks, just tell them you got your horoscope from the nerdiest hippie astrologer this side of the galaxy!
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SignToday Is Posting: 16.04.2023 08:32:01 (cap-16-04-2023)