"Capricorn, Brace Yourself! Saturn's About to School You in the Art of Cosmic Adulting...and Trust Me, There's No Cheat Codes!"
The next Capricorn will start in 129 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023
The Moon moves to Capricorn in 12 days, at Sunday, 27 August, 2023
Mercury moves to Capricorn in 109 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023
Venus moves to Capricorn in 162 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024
Mars moves to Capricorn in 143 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024
Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn
The New moon is currently 28.6 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.
Hello, Capricorns! You know what’s round, far away, and exudes an aura of chilly indifference? No, not your last date. It's Pluto! The little celestial dwarf that could, currently retrograding in your sign, like an awkward uncle at a family reunion.
The New Moon is as old as the last season of "The Mandalorian" (#BabyYodaForever). It's 28.6 days old, but who's counting? Oh, right, we are...because, you know, science.
Now about this next Full Moon on August 31, 2023, at 1:37:05...yes, I included the seconds because precision matters, folks. #AstroNerdAlert
During this time, you might feel the urge to bring order to chaos, just like Judge Dredd. Try not to start sentencing your houseplants for 'crimes against photosynthesis'. Avoid making harsh judgments, especially if you find yourself standing over a jelly doughnut debating its legality in your diet regime.
Remember, you're no longer in the age of Saturnalia, so turn down the dial on the authoritarian vibes. Instead, channel the energy of Pluto's retrograde into introspection. Look inward, not for crimes but for lessons. After all, Pluto might be a dwarf planet, but its astrological influence is as full-sized as they come.
So here's your mantra: "I am the law...of my own life." Use this time to lay down the law of self-love, self-care, and self-understanding. And remember, in this cosmic courtroom, you're both the judge and the defendant. So, rule in your favor.
May the stars guide you, Capricorn, and remember: In space, no one can hear you scream...unless it's on Twitter. #CapricornLife #JudgeDreddStyle #PlutoRetrograde
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SignToday Is Posting: 15.08.2023 08:32:01 (cap-15-08-2023)