"Capricorn, Beware! Saturn's Rings May Cause a Cosmic Traffic Jam on Your Path to Enlightenment (And Nobody Likes a Galactic Fender Bender)!"
The next Capricorn will start in 172 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023
The moon is currently in Capricorn
Mercury moves to Capricorn in 152 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023
Venus moves to Capricorn in 205 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024
Mars moves to Capricorn in 186 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024
Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn
The Full moon is currently 14.6 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.
Hello, my Capricorn comrades! As your celestial representative in the cosmic congress, I have some news to share from the astral frontlines. The Moon is currently vacationing in your sign and she brought her baggage (and possibly some moon pies).
Firstly, let's address the retrograde elephant in the room - Pluto, yes, that icy little dwarf planet that we all love to hate. It's gone retrograde in your sign, and you know what that means! You're about to get a serious crash course in "letting go". If you've been holding onto anything like a grudge, an old sweater, or that belief that pineapple doesn't belong on pizza (it does, fight me), it's time to let it fly into the cosmic recycle bin.
The Full Moon is currently 14.6 days old, and let me tell you, she's feeling it. Much like a middle-aged politician, she's full of energy, wisdom, and a few hidden secrets. Embrace this lunar phase by shedding light on your own mysteries. Have you been hiding your love for interpretive dance? Your passion for collecting antique spoons? Now's the time to let your freak flag fly, Capricorn. Your quirks are not bugs, they're features!
In conclusion, my ambitious Capricorns, your assignment this week is to let go, embrace your uniqueness, and maybe, just maybe, try a slice of pineapple pizza. You might surprise yourself.
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SignToday Is Posting: 03.07.2023 08:32:01 (cap-03-07-2023)