By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 02 September 2023
Category: Capricorn

Capricorn Report

"Galactic Goats, Brace Yourselves: Saturn’s in Retrograde and it’s About to Get as Bumpy as a Ride on Serenity!"

The next Capricorn will start in 111 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 21 days, at Saturday, 23 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 91 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 144 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 125 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.4 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Hey there, Capricorns! So, Pluto is doing the moonwalk right now, retrograde style and in your sign! I know, I know, we'd all prefer it if he'd just pick a direction and stick to it, but hey, even celestial bodies get their mid-life crisis. Look, I'm not going to lie, with Pluto retrograde in your sign, you might feel like you're in an episode of Farscape - you know, the one where Crichton's stuck in a wormhole with only Rygel for company? Yeah, that one. But don't panic! Embrace the chaos. There's no better time to take a leaf out of Crichton's book. Keep your cool, laugh in the face of danger and remember: "If all else fails, there's always Delvian singing." Meanwhile, this Waning Gibbous moon, currently clocking in at 17.4 days old (not that anyone's counting), is like that friend who's overstayed their welcome at your house party. They're still hanging around, eating your snacks and messing up your Netflix recommendations. But hey, they're also lighting up your night sky, so you win some, you lose some. This week, try to maintain balance between your personal and professional life, and remember to keep your sense of humor about you. You'll need it. And remember, Capricorns, even when the stars seem like they're plotting against you, you've got this. After all, in the words of John Crichton, "It's not you, it's them. Stupid Peacekeepers." #CapricornChaos #PlutoRetrograde #WaningGibbousMadness #FarscapeFeels #PeacekeeperProblems

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SignToday Is Posting: 02.09.2023 08:32:02 (cap-02-09-2023)

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