By The Chip Witch on Tuesday, 02 May 2023
Category: Capricorn

Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: In space, no one can hear you bleat! Embrace your inner goat and conquer the cosmic mountains of life!"

The next Capricorn will start in 234 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 7 days, at Tuesday, 09 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 214 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 267 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 248 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 41 days, at Monday, 12 June, 2023

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.4 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Greetings, noble Capricorn! I, the whimsical G'Kar, have traveled through the cosmic winds to bring you knowledge of the Waxing Gibbous moon, which is presently 11.4 days old. Ah, yes, such a glorious lunar phase! Now, dear Capricorn, as the moon grows in girth, so too shall your ambitions fatten. But fear not, for this plumpness is nothing like the expanding waistline found in one too many Earthling delicacies! No, no, my horned friend, this is the bloating of aspirations and dreams. #LunarGains During this Waxing Gibbous, you may find that your inner nerd seeks new realms to conquer - be it the latest sci-fi series, mind-bending mathematical puzzles, or the secrets of the cosmos themselves. Embrace your eccentricity, for it is your superpower. #NerdPower The key to harnessing this lunar energy lies within your very nature, oh earthbound goat. Climb the mountain of knowledge, explore the winding paths of wisdom, and frolic in the high-altitude meadows of curiosity. #CapricornHippieVibes However, beware the pitfalls of overindulgence in your quest for enlightenment. Like a black hole, the gravitational force of your passions may pull you into a vortex of distraction, stretching your attention thin across the event horizon. Maintain a steady orbit, dear Capricorn, lest you become lost in the abyss. #StayGrounded So, with the light of the 11.4-day-old Waxing Gibbous moon shining upon you, set forth on your journey toward greater understanding. And remember, my caprine comrade, that in the grand tapestry of the universe, you hold a unique thread that connects us all. #WeAreAllStardust May the stars be with you! G'Kar, your friendly neighborhood astrologer 🌌

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SignToday Is Posting: 02.05.2023 08:32:01 (cap-02-05-2023)

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