By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 30 July 2023
Category: Cancer

Cancer Report

"Crab People Alert! Galactic Traffic Jam in Cancer's House Could Mean More Indoor Plant Shopping and Quantum Physics Binge-Watching!"

The next Cancer will start in 327 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 13 days, at Saturday, 12 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 324 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 323 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hey there, you crafty Cancer! This week, the waxing gibbous moon is looking as full as a geek's comic book collection. It's sitting at precisely 11.9 days old, which in moon years is...let's just call it "experienced" and leave it at that. With the moon's energy in this phase, you're like Snake Plissken in a dystopian future. You've got a mission, whether it's escaping from the metaphorical New York in your life or just figuring out how to program your new smart toaster. Remember, technology is only as smart as the user, so take your time. Now, don't forget this moon phase is all about reflection – like a mirror, or a freshly waxed VW van. Whatever challenges you're facing, they're not as scary as a post-apocalyptic city run by Isaac Hayes. So buckle up, put on your eyepatch (figuratively or literally, your call), and face those challenges head-on. Your lucky number this week? It's got to be 1997, because if Snake can make it through that year, you can make it through this week. As for colors, go for camouflage. Blend in or stand out, whichever feels right. Remember, Cancer, survival is not about the destination, it's about the journey. You're a crab – you've got the shell to protect you and the pinchers to fight back. So get out there and show the world what you're made of! #CrabPower #SnakePlisskenStyle #SurvivalOfTheFittest #NerdLife #AstrologyWithATwist #WaxingGibbousLunacy

#Cancer

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