By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 12 August 2023
Category: Cancer

Cancer Report

"Cancer Crustaceans, Brace Yourselves for a Stellar Ride: Embrace the Super Nebula Energy, or Get Teleported to the Delta Quadrant!"

The next Cancer will start in 314 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The moon is currently in Cancer

Mercury moves to Cancer in 311 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 310 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hello, my dear Cancerians! As Klaatu - the humanoid alien from The Day the Earth Stood Still - I might say, "Klaatu Barada Nikto!" But let's get real - we're not here to stop a rampaging robot but to delve into the cosmic soup of your astrological forecast. As the moon is currently in your sign, you might feel like you've drunk a giant mug of emotions. Don't be surprised if you find yourself waxing nostalgic over old love letters or shedding a tear at that refrigerator magnet which reads, "I heart leftovers." It's okay to feel all the feels. Just remember, even Klaatu had feelings, and he was an alien...from outer space! Now, with the Waning Crescent moon being 25.8 days old, it’s like that grumpy grandpa who keeps telling everyone how things were better in his days. Your life may seem a bit "waning," but fret not, my crabby friends! This is a time for reflection, recharging, and perhaps reconsidering your decision to start that collection of artisanal mustards. The big news is, the next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023. Set your alarm and grab your best moon-watching gear because it's going to be a paaaaarty! Metaphorically speaking, of course. It's a time of completion and a chance to celebrate your achievements. Yes, even that tiny victory of finally untangling your headphone cords counts. Keep swimming, my Cancerian friends! Remember, there's always a bigger cosmic fish in the sea or, er...galaxy! #CrabbyButLovable #WaxOnWaneOff #FullMoonParty #KlaatuBaradaNiktoCancer

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SignToday Is Posting: 12.08.2023 07:32:02 (can-12-08-2023)

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