By The Chip Witch on Friday, 29 March 2024
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 29 March, 2024

RETROGRADE REPORT for
29 March, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There are no planets in retrograde!

Today's Astrology Forecast

G'day, space travelers! Get ready to blast off on another interstellar adventure through the cosmos. We're living in a planetary soup where Mercury is doing its best Rambo impression in Aries, and Venus is channeling its inner mermaid in Pisces. Just don't forget to come up for air!

Mars, also hanging out in Pisces, is just waiting for a chance to show off its water ballet skills. Meanwhile, Jupiter in Taurus is busy cultivating its bonsai garden. Saturn, yet another Piscean, is trying to meditate but keeps getting distracted by Uranus’ electric guitar solos in Taurus.

Neptune is also in Pisces, feeling a bit left out because it doesn't have any cool props. And finally, Pluto in Aquarius is standing in the corner of our cosmic party, wearing a tin-foil hat and mumbling about alien abductions.

So folks, what does this mean for you? Well, expect a wild ride of cosmic energy. Embrace the chaos, channel your inner zen master, and remember – even in the vast expanse of the universe, there's always room for a little fun and laughter.

#AstroHumor #CosmicChaos #PlanetaryBallet #TinfoilHatTime

The Moon

The moon is currently in Scorpio, at 22 degrees, 50' 08", at a velocity of 12.36 degrees per day.

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.4 days old. It is 393340.63 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters returned to nominal levels. Total magnetic field strength was below 5 nT. Solar wind speeds ended the period near ~400 km/s. Phi angle was predominantly negative.

There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Aries.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Pisces.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Pisces.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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