By The Chip Witch on Monday, 25 March 2024
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 25 March, 2024

RETROGRADE REPORT for
25 March, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There are no planets in retrograde!

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Retrograde Rundown

Good day, stargazers! Buckle up because we're about to venture into the cosmic rollercoaster of planetary retrogrades. Hold on to your crystals and energy drinks because this ride is going to be wilder than trying to explain quantum physics to a goldfish!

Mercury in Aries

Our quick-witted messenger, Mercury, decided to take a jaunt through Aries, blasting us all with the conversational speed of a caffeinated squirrel. You might find yourself talking faster than the speed of light. Not to worry, just remember the theory of relativity and you'll be fine! #MercuryInAries #CaffeinatedSquirrel

Venus and Mars in Pisces

Next, we have Venus and Mars both chillin' in Pisces. This is like the cosmic equivalent of that awkward double date where everyone's trying to figure out who's with whom. Expect some romantic confusion but hey, at least it makes for good storytelling later! #VenusInPisces #MarsInPisces #AwkwardDoubleDate

Jupiter in Taurus

Jupiter is hanging out in Taurus, making us all feel like we've landed in a cosmic all-you-can-eat buffet. Just remember, overindulgence can lead to cosmic heartburn. So, keep it balanced or else you'll need more than antacids to soothe your soul. #JupiterInTaurus #CosmicBuffet

Saturn, Neptune in Pisces and Uranus in Taurus

Saturn and Neptune are both lounging in Pisces, while Uranus is over in Taurus. It's like a cosmic game of musical chairs. Don't get too comfortable though, these planets have a habit of moving when you least expect it. #SaturnInPisces #NeptuneInPisces #UranusInTaurus #MusicalChairs

Pluto in Aquarius

Finally, we have Pluto in Aquarius. This is like having your eccentric uncle show up unexpectedly for a visit. Be ready for some intense discussions about the meaning of life,

The Moon

The moon is currently in Libra, at 04 degrees, 37' 58", at a velocity of 11.85 degrees per day.

The Full moon is currently 14.7 days old. It is 404718.31 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters reflected the transition from the influence of a negative polarity CH HSS to the onset of a coronal mass ejection (CME) that left the Sun on 23 Mar. Elevated solar wind speeds around 500-550 km/s were observed until 24/1411 UTC when an interplanetary shock marked the arrival of the CME. Solar wind speeds abruptly increased to ~800 km/s and remained between ~750-850 km/s through the end of the period. Total magnetic field strength increased from lows of 5 nT to a peak of 32 nT at 24/1605 UTC. The sheath of the CME transitioned to the driver at 24/1822 UTC. The Bz component reached the further southward with -27 nT at 24/1510 UTC. At the time of this writing, the Bz component of the driver has been entirely oriented northward.

There is a 1% chance of solar activity, with a 20% chance of a minor event, a 30% chance of a moderate event, and a 50% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Aries.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
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Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Pisces.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Pisces.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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