By The Chip Witch on Monday, 26 February 2024
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 26 February, 2024

RETROGRADE REPORT for
26 February, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There are no planets in retrograde!

Your Cosmic Weather Report

Salutations, Earthlings! Get ready for a planetary party because the cosmos are serving up a celestial cocktail, shaken not stirred, with a twist of Dalek humor!

First off, Mercury is grooving in Pisces. Cue the dreamy vibes and expect communication to be as clear as a muddy puddle. If you find yourself sending texts that resemble a cryptic crossword puzzle, just blame it on our tiny friend zooming around the Sun. #MercuryInPisces #CrypticCrosswordCommunication

Venus and Mars are doing the cosmic conga in Aquarius. Imagine two planets shimmying around the solar system with a placard saying 'Let's get weird!' It's a great time to embrace your inner oddball and let your freak flag fly. #VenusInAquarius #MarsInAquarius

Jupiter is chilling in Taurus. It's indulgence galore! Picture a giant planet-sized ice cream sundae, and you're armed with only a teaspoon. Pace yourself, we're not in a race to the Milky Way. #JupiterInTaurus #CosmicIceCreamSundae

Saturn is also swimming in the Piscean pool. If you've been feeling like you're navigating through a foggy forest with a broken compass, Saturn in Pisces is likely to blame! #SaturnInPisces #FoggyForestNavigation

Uranus is hanging out in Taurus, while Neptune is backstroking in Pisces. Expect sudden urges to become a vegan, plant a forest, or join a sea shanty choir. Embrace the unexpected: madness is just sanity in disguise! #UranusInTaurus #NeptuneInPisces

Finally, Pluto is playing hide and seek in Aquarius. This is the perfect time for a metaphysical spring clean. Clear out those cobwebbed corners of your psyche, you might find a few lost socks along the way! #PlutoInAqu

The Moon

The moon is currently in Virgo, at 25 degrees, 50' 01", at a velocity of 11.8 degrees per day.

The Full moon is currently 16.3 days old. It is 405220.43 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind conditions reflected weak to moderate enhanced conditions, likely due to weak CME effects. Total field field generally varied from 5 to 12 nT and Bz reached southward to -8/-10 nT. Wind speed increased from about 350 km/s to a peak of around 460 km/s. Total phi remained in a mostly negative orientation.

There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Pisces.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
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Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Aquarius.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Aquarius.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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