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Your Nerdy Astrologer's Horoscope

Hello, my beautiful celestial beings! Time to sit down, grab a cup of quantum coffee, and let's break down this cosmic jamboree happening up there in the far-out disco of our Universe.

First off, Mercury is lounging in Aquarius like a hipster at a vintage vinyl shop. It's all about communication, innovation, and probably a few conspiracy theories about aliens building the pyramids. So, loosen up those thinking caps and allow yourself to brainstorm some out-of-this-world ideas. #MercuryInAquarius #AlienPyramids

Meanwhile, Venus is snuggled up in Capricorn like a nerdy introvert with a good book on a snowy day. This is a time for deep, meaningful connections and maybe a bit of practical romance. Like...doing your partner's taxes. Now that's love, baby! #VenusInCapricorn #TaxSeasonRomance

Mars, our red-hot planet of energy and action, is also hanging out in Aquarius. Think of it as if Mars is attending a wild, intergalactic Comic-Con. So, it's time to embrace your own geeky passions with gusto! #MarsInAquarius #GeekPower

Jupiter, the big guy, is chilling in Taurus, which is like a cosmic buffet of abundance. Take this opportunity to indulge in life's pleasures. Just remember, moderation is key or you might end up looking like a stuffed turkey! #JupiterInTaurus #CosmicBuffet

Saturn, the stern teacher of the cosmos, is meandering through Pisces. This is like having a strict math tutor who also happens to be a mystic poet. Time to balance those practical lessons with a bit of dreamy introspection. #SaturnInPisces #MathematicalMystic

Uranus is in Taurus, which could feel like a mad scientist attending a yoga retreat. Expect some unexpected twists and turns in your pursuit of stability. #UranusInTaurus #MadScientistYogi

Neptune, our planet of dreams and illusions, is also floating through Pisces. This is like dreaming you're a fish who's dreaming it's a human...dreaming it's a fish. Embrace the surreal

The moon is currently in Taurus, at 08 degrees, 43' 53", at a velocity of 13.86 degrees per day.

The First Quarter moon is currently 6 days old. It is 370968.59 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Solar wind parameters indicated mild transient influences. Total field values reached 7-8 nT. The Bz component underwent a few brief southward deflections reaching -5 nT, but was otherwise mostly northward or near neutral. Solar wind speeds, as measured by the ACE spacecraft, underwent a slight increase from ~350 km/s to ~470 km/s. Shortly after this time phi became variable, and then predominantly negative at approximately 14/1729 UTC.

There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.