There is currently only one planet in retrograde:
Galactic Horoscope
Your Retrograde Revelations!
Alright, my stellar superstars, grab your telescopes, put on your favorite tie-dye shirts, and prepare to dive deep into the cosmic soup of the universe. And remember: don't panic - we're all made of stardust. #NerdAlert
First up on our celestial catwalk, we have Mercury strutting its stuff in Sagittarius. Now, Mercury is the planet of communication, so expect some fiery, philosophical debates at your next Zoom party. But remember, it's not about winning; it's about understanding. Or, as I like to say, "You can lead a person to knowledge, but you can't make them think." #MercuryInSagittarius
Next, we have Venus, the planet of love, also hanging out in Sagittarius. So, if you suddenly feel a strange desire to send love letters written in binary or Klingon, don't fight it. Embrace your eccentric side. Love is universal, after all...even if it comes in the form of an alien language. #LoveInBinary
Mars, our red-hot planet of action, has decided to set up camp in Capricorn. This means you might feel a sudden urge to organize your comic book collection or arrange your crystals by their molecular structure. Trust me, it's normal. #MarsInCapricorn
Over in Taurus, Jupiter is shaking things up. Expect sudden bursts of luck while arguing about quantum physics or trying to prove that Schrodinger's cat is both dead AND alive. A word of advice though: place your bets before opening the box. #JupiterInTaurus
Saturn, the planet of responsibility, is floating in Pisces. This might lead to some introspective moments while contemplating the purpose of life, the universe, and why pizza tastes better when it's shaped like a triangle. #SaturnInPisces
Uranus is also chilling in Taurus, which means you might feel an electric buzz of originality. Don't be surprised if you come up with a new theory about black holes while microwaving popcorn. Just remember to write it down...and don't burn the popcorn. #UranusInTaurus
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