By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 31 December 2023
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 31 December, 2023

RETROGRADE REPORT for
31 December, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:

Planetary Retrograde: A Meme-Friendly Breakdown

Greetings, my dear cosmic voyagers! Strap on your rocket boots, tighten your lab goggles, and fill your thermos with organic chai tea. We're about to embark on a journey through the current planetary retrogrades, brought to you by the three amigos: Mercury, Venus, and Mars in Sagittarius. #SagittariusSquad

Mercury in Sagittarius is like that friend who insists on explaining the plot of the last season of "The Big Bang Theory" using a whiteboard and interpretive dance. Communication might seem a bit...bonkers right now. Don't panic! Embrace the chaos and remember: It's not about the destination, it's all about the journey! #MercurialMadness

Venus in Sagittarius? Imagine if love and beauty went on a yoga retreat, discovered Burning Man, and decided they wanted to join the circus. In other words, expect your relationships and aesthetic preferences to have a touch of the adventurous, the philosophical, and the downright wacky. #VenusVoyage

And then we have Mars in Sagittarius, the cosmic equivalent of a motivational speaker crossed with an action movie hero, armed with a quiver full of philosophical one-liners. Harness this energy to pursue your goals with gusto and a side order of existential pondering. #MarsMotivation

But wait! There's more! Jupiter is hanging out in Taurus, bringing a sense of expansion and growth to all things practical and sensual. So go ahead, indulge in that extra slice of vegan pizza. You're expanding...in wisdom! #JupiterJoy

Saturn in Pisces is playing the role of the cosmic life coach, urging us to take responsibility for our dreams and intuitive insights. It's like a tough love guru saying, "If you don't take your visions seriously, who will?" #SaturnSeriousness

As for Uranus in Taurus and Neptune in Pisces, they're stirring up change and inspiration in the realms of values and spirituality. It's like a cosmic remix of tradition and transcendence. And Pluto?

The Moon

The moon is currently in Leo, at 27 degrees, 05' 07", at a velocity of 11.93 degrees per day.

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.7 days old. It is 404881.88 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

Nominal solar wind conditions prevailed this period. Solar wind speeds decreased from a peak of 400 km/s to around 325 km/s by the end of the period. Total field strength varied 3-10 nT and the Bz component ranged +7/-5 nT.

There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
In Retrograde at 22 Sag 27' 49"
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Sagittarius.Mercury is in Sagittarius Detriment: Retrograde effects are enhanced!

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Sagittarius.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Sagittarius.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
In Retrograde at 19 Tau 24' 02"
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.Uranus is in Taurus Fall: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Capricorn.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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