Retrograde Report for 22 December, 2023

There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:

The Daily Cosmic Giggle

Alright, space cadets! Let's do a quick check of your astrological control panel. Ready your thrusters, adjust your spectacles, and let's boldly go where no horoscope has gone before!

Mercury in Capricorn

Mercury, our resident chatterbox, is hanging out with the serious Capricorn crowd now. This is like Sheldon Cooper from Big Bang Theory going to a TED Talk. Expect your communication to be as structured as a perfect DNA helix and as practical as pocket protectors. #NerdAlert #MercuryInCapricorn

Venus in Scorpio

Venus, the goddess of love, is currently doing the tango with the passionate Scorpio. It's like watching a Rom-Com directed by Quentin Tarantino. Expect your love life to be as intense as a Star Trek convention on opening day. #PassionPotion #VenusInScorpio

Mars in Sagittarius

Mars, our cosmic warrior, is partying in the expansive realm of Sagittarius. Picture Thor at Woodstock. Your drive and energy levels will be as high as Elon Musk's Falcon 9! Strap in, it's going to be a wild rocket ride! #MarsBarRaised #MarsInSagittarius

Jupiter in Taurus

Jupiter, the king of the cosmic court, is chilling in the serene pastures of Taurus. Think Dumbledore at a wellness retreat. Growth and expansion are on the horizon, so get ready to stretch those mental muscles! #CosmicGains #JupiterInTaurus

Saturn in Pisces

Saturn, the taskmaster, is floating in the dreamy seas of Pisces. Imagine Spock at a meditation retreat. Boundaries might get as fuzzy as a Wookiee, but remember, logic will always be your best ally! #SaturnInPisces #FishyDiscipline

Uranus in Taurus

Uranus, the planet of surprise, is currently bunking with dependable Taurus. It's like Doc Brown from Back to the Future attending a knitting circle. Expect sudden shifts and changes, but

The moon is currently in Taurus, at 01 degrees, 48' 34", at a velocity of 13.64 degrees per day.

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10 days old. It is 371119.64 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Solar wind parameters were at nominal levels with solar wind speed between 334-430 km/s. Total field ranged from 1-5 nT while the Bz component was between +3/-4 nT. Phi angle was mostly positive.

There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.