Retrograde Report for 28 November, 2023

There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:

First off, Mercury in Sagittarius is like your chatty Uber driver who's also a part-time philosopher. You're probably getting bombarded with existential questions while you're just trying to decide whether or not to order a pizza. #MercuryInSagittarius #DeepThoughts

Now for Venus in Libra. If love were a Dungeons & Dragons game, this would be like rolling a natural twenty on charisma checks. Expect an influx of poetry, romance, and possibly an impulse to watch The Notebook... again. #VenusInLibra #CharismaChecks

Mars in Sagittarius is the equivalent of a caffeinated motivational speaker. You're feeling pumped, eager, and ready to take on the world...or maybe just the next level of your favorite video game. Either way, go get 'em, tiger! #MarsInSagittarius #GameOn

Jupiter in Taurus is like your grandmother who insists you need to eat more. Prepare for a feast of abundance and growth, just make sure to loosen your belt a notch. Or two. #JupiterInTaurus #GrannyKnowsBest

Saturn in Pisces, meanwhile, is that stern teacher who insists on giving you extra homework. Yes, it's a pain, but remember: no pain, no gain. And hey, those lessons could come in handy during trivia night! #SaturnInPisces #HomeworkTime

Uranus in Taurus is like a tech-savvy farmer. Expect innovative ideas on how to make your life more efficient, but don't forget to stop and smell the roses. Or organic kale. Whichever you prefer. #UranusInTaurus #TechieFarmer

Neptune in Pisces is like a dreamy artist lost in their own world. Expect heightened intuition and creativity, but watch out for the Bermuda Triangle of daydreaming. It's a real thing, I promise. #NeptuneInPisces #DaydreamBeliever

Finally, Pluto in Capricorn is like a wise old mountain hermit. It's about digging deep, revealing secrets, and transforming your life. Just remember to pack a lunch. It's

The moon is currently in Gemini, at 16 degrees, 24' 52", at a velocity of 13.26 degrees per day.

The Full moon is currently 15.7 days old. It is 387132.39 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Solar wind parameters continued to gradually trend towards nominal levels through the period. Solar wind speed decreased from approximately 500 km/s to near 430 km/s. Total field ranged from 4-6 nT while the Bz component was between +5/-4 nT. Phi angle was predominantly

There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.