By The Chip Witch on Monday, 04 September 2023
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 4 September, 2023

RETROGRADE REPORT for
4 September, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There are currently 5 planets in retrograde:

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🌌 Galactic Giggles with Gaius: Your Cosmic Salsa for Today! πŸ’«

Oh there you are, Stargazers! I’ve been looking for you in the great cosmic soup of life. Things are getting spicy out there, so grab a spoon and let’s dig into your daily horoscope.

Mercury is lounging around in Virgo like it's waiting for a software update. It's going all "I'm feeling analytical today", but we know it's just procrastinating on its celestial duties. πŸš€πŸ’» #ProcrastiPlanetary

Meanwhile, Venus is roaring in Leo, posing and preening like a celestial Kardashian. Expect some serious drama, darlings. Might be a good time to practice your royal wave? πŸ‘‘πŸ’… #CelestialDramaQueen

Mars is trying to play peacemaker in Libra, but we all know how that goes... like a bull in a china shop. Steady there, Mars. No need to break any cosmic crockery. πŸ‚πŸ΅ #MarsInLibraMayhem

Jupiter is living the good life in Taurus, probably munching on a celestial cheeseburger and fries. Who said planets don't have cheat days? πŸ”πŸŸ #JupiterJunkFoodie

Saturn is having a spiritual retreat in Pisces, probably meditating and listening to Enya. Who can say where the road goes, indeed, Saturn. πŸ§˜β€β™‚οΈπŸŽΆ #SaturnSerenity

Uranus, on the other hand, is playing copycat with Jupiter in Taurus. Is this the beginning of a planetary bromance? Stay tuned! πŸ‘¬πŸŒŒ #UranusUnoriginal

Neptune is also chilling with Saturn in Pisces, likely sharing a pot of celestial chamomile tea. A bit of a snooze fest if you ask me. πŸ’€β˜• #NeptuneNaptime

The Moon

The moon is currently in Taurus, at 08 degrees, 42' 39", at a velocity of 13.77 degrees per day.

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.5 days old. It is 376730.99 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

The Solar System at a Glance

The solar wind environment remained enhanced following positive polarity CH HSS and CME influences. Solar wind speeds steadily decreased from initial readings near 535 km/s to end-of-period values near 450 km/s. Total field strength ranged from 2-8 nT and the Bz component reached -7 nT. Phi angle was variable.

There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 25% chance of a minor event, a 10% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
In Retrograde at 15 Vir 45' 35"
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Virgo.Mercury is in Virgo Rulership: Retrograde effects are enhanced!

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Leo.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Libra.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
In Retrograde at 03 Pis 14' 24"
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
In Retrograde at 23 Tau 03' 34"
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.Uranus is in Taurus Fall: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
In Retrograde at 26 Pis 41' 10"
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.Neptune is in Pisces Rulership: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
In Retrograde at 28 Cap 11' 49"
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Capricorn.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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