By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 23 August 2023
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 23 August, 2023

RETROGRADE REPORT for
23 August, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There are currently 4 planets in retrograde:

"Hmmmm..!" (Imagine this in Yoda's voice for full effect) Planetary retrograde talk we will, young Padawans! Twisted and turned, the cosmos have, like a cosmic Rubik's cube they are. Now, buckle up, your cosmic seatbelts you must, for a rollercoaster of astrological humor, we are about to embark!

Mercury in Virgo it is, hmmmmm. Like an over-caffeinated librarian with a pocket protector, it feels. Organized chaos, it may seem. But fear not! Your emails, they will not get lost in the cloud. Remember, the force is with you, always! (#MercuryInVirgo #NerdyLibrarian)

Venus in Leo, oh my stars and garters! Prancing around like a diva in a sequin jumpsuit, it is. Love and attention, you might crave. But remember, humility, the greatest virtue it is. Accept compliments you must, but let it go to your head, you should not! (#VenusInLeo #DivaAlert)

Mars in Virgo, oh dear. Like a grumpy gym teacher with a whistle, it feels. Pushing you to do more sit-ups, it is. But push too hard, you must not! Rest and recharge, equally important they are. (#MarsInVirgo #GymTeacherVibes)

Jupiter in Taurus, mmmm. Like a hippie at an all-you-can-eat vegan buffet, it is. Abundance and growth, you may experience. But overindulge, you must not! Moderation, the key it is. (#JupiterInTaurus #HippieBuffet)

Saturn in Pisces, interesting it is. Like a fish with a day planner, it seems. Dreams and reality, they converge. But lost in daydreams, you must not get! Reality, sometimes, a better dream it can be. (#SaturnInPisces #FishWithADayPlanner)

Uranus in Taurus, whoa! Like a bull in a china shop with a jetpack, it is.

The Moon

The moon is currently in Scorpio, at 15 degrees, 58' 19", at a velocity of 12.7 degrees per day.

The First Quarter moon is currently 6.3 days old. It is 386635.82 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

The Solar System at a Glance

The solar wind environment was returning to background levels as negative polarity CH HSS conditions lessened. Total field strength was less than 6 nT and Bz was generally near-neutral with no significant deviations. Wind speeds decreased from around 530 km/s to around 450 km/s. The phi angle was mostly negative.

There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Virgo.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
In Retrograde at 14 Leo 57' 26"
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Leo.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Virgo.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
In Retrograde at 04 Pis 08' 42"
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
In Retrograde at 26 Pis 59' 18"
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.Neptune is in Pisces Rulership: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
In Retrograde at 28 Cap 24' 33"
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Capricorn.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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