By The Chip Witch on Monday, 24 July 2023
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 24 July, 2023

RETROGRADE REPORT for
24 July, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There are currently 4 planets in retrograde:

Well hello, fellow celestial voyagers! Strap on your space boots and let's warp-jump into this cosmic maelstrom we call our horoscope. 🚀

First off, Mercury and Venus are both chilling in Leo like a couple of intergalactic lions. They're roaring with creativity and self-expression, much like when Captain Picard boldly ordered "Tea, Earl Grey, Hot." So channel that Starfleet confidence and get all Shakespearean on your communication and love life! #ShakespeareInSpace

Mars, on the other hand, is doing the Virgo-vortex, bringing a whole new level of meticulous planning to our actions. It's like spotting a Tribble before it multiplies into a fluffy nightmare. So, remember to double-check your phaser settings before you fire. #TribbleTrouble

Jupiter is hanging out in Taurus, filling our lives with the kind of abundance only a Ferengi could dream of! Go ahead and embrace your inner Quark, just keep the Rules of Acquisition handy. #ProfitablePlanets

Saturn and Neptune are both in Pisces, creating a spiritual depth that would impress even a Bajoran Vedek. This is a great time for introspection, or perhaps deciphering cryptic Cardassian codes. Just don't forget to come up for air! #DeepSpaceMeditation

Uranus is also chilling in Taurus, bringing unexpected changes. But hey, who doesn’t love a bit of unpredictability? It's like when Odo shape-shifts into a Tarkalean hawk - you never know what's coming next! #ShapeShiftingSurprise

Lastly, Pluto in Capricorn is all about transformation. It's like going through the wormhole and coming out a changed... whatever you are. So embrace the transformation, whether it's evolving from redshirt to captain or just changing your hairdo. #WormholeMakeover

That's all for now, my celestial explorers! Until next time, live long and prosper. 🖖 #StarTrekHoroscope

The Moon

The moon is currently in Libra, at 12 degrees, 05' 39", at a velocity of 12.13 degrees per day.

The First Quarter moon is currently 5.8 days old. It is 397340.09 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters were weakly enhanced during the period. Solar wind speed ranged from 390-484 km/s. Total field ranged from 5-7 nT while the Bz component was between +4/-6 nT. Phi was mostly negative.

There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 5% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Leo.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
In Retrograde at 28 Leo 34' 33"
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Leo.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Virgo.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
In Retrograde at 06 Pis 09' 59"
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
In Retrograde at 27 Pis 32' 32"
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.Neptune is in Pisces Rulership: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
In Retrograde at 29 Cap 04' 34"
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Capricorn.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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