By The Chip Witch on Monday, 15 May 2023
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 15 May, 2023

RETROGRADE REPORT for
15 May, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There is currently only one planet in retrograde:

Horoscope: Retrograde Edition

Greetings, Earthlings! Your Nerdy Astrologer is Here!

As we embark on this cosmic journey, let's take a moment to appreciate the planetary retrograde dance happening in our celestial backyard. Buckle up, space cadets, because it's going to be a wild ride!

Mercury in Taurus

Oh, Mercury, you sneaky little trickster! With your retrograde powers in full swing, you're making us all feel like we've got our shoes on the wrong feet. But fear not, fellow stargazers! Embrace the chaos and let the bull-headed Taurus energy guide you through this maze of miscommunication. Just remember, there's no shame in admitting you forgot your own phone number. #WrongDigitsRightAttitude

Venus in Cancer

Now, Venus in Cancer may have you feeling like a lovesick crab, but don't retreat into your shell just yet! This retrograde romance rollercoaster is the perfect time to reconnect with your inner homebody and indulge in some much-needed self-care. So go ahead, binge-watch that sci-fi series and drown your emotions in a pint of ice cream. #CrabbyAndProud

Mars in Cancer

Woah, Mars, slow down! Your fiery energy is clashing with Cancer's watery ways, and it's making us all feel like we're trying to cook ramen noodles in a hot tub. Try to harness this unique combination of energies for some creative problem-solving, and remember that sometimes the best way to win a battle is by building a pillow fort. #MarsMeetsCancerInTheTub

Jupiter in Aries

Oh, Jupiter, our favorite giant gas ball! Your expansive energy is getting a kick in the pants from Aries, inspiring us all to dream big and shoot for the stars. But don't forget, fellow space travelers, that retrogrades are

The Moon

The moon is currently in Pisces, at 28 degrees, 53' 36", at a velocity of 13.91 degrees per day.

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25 days old. It is 368827.39 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters indicated gradual, waning influence from the 09 May CME. Wind speeds ranged between 450-500 km/s. Total field peaked at 9 nT. The Bz component dropped as low as -7 nT. Phi angle was predominately positive.

There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Taurus.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Cancer.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Cancer.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Aries.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
In Retrograde at 00 Aqu 19' 19"
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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