By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 22 April 2023
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 22 April, 2023

RETROGRADE REPORT for
22 April, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There is currently only one planet in retrograde:

Planetary Retrograde Horoscope

🌌 E.T.'s Planetary Retrograde Horoscope 🌠

Hey there fellow Earthlings and intergalactic friends! Grab your Reeses Pieces and let's dive into this cosmic rollercoaster of planetary retrograde, E.T. style! 👽✌️

As Mercury hangs out in Taurus like a chillaxed cow 🐄, it's the perfect time to slow down and enjoy the little things in life. Just like E.T. loves his phone home, you'll be feeling extra connected to your roots. Don't forget to phone home... or at least text your mom! #MercuryInTaurus #PhoneHome

Venus is strutting her stuff in Gemini ♊, so prepare for a whirlwind of social activity and flirty vibes. You'll have more charm than E.T. in a wig and dress, but remember not to get too caught up in the game. Sometimes it's better to stick with one bestie than a whole crew of acquaintances. #VenusInGemini #ETinAWig

Mars in Cancer has us all feeling like a crabby patty 🦀, so be prepared for emotions to run high. It's okay to be a homebody like E.T. hiding in a closet full of stuffed animals, but remember to come out and face the world eventually. #MarsInCancer #CrabbyPatty

Jupiter's energy is soaring in Aries, like E.T.'s bike flying across the moon 🚲🌕. Embrace your inner adventurer and take some risks – but don't forget to wear a helmet (safety first!). #JupiterInAries #ETPhoneSky

Saturn in Pisces has us all feeling a little dreamy and introspective 🐟💭. Channel E.T.'s wisdom and connect with your spiritual side. It's the perfect time to work on your telepathic skills or try your hand at finger-light painting. #SaturnInPisces

The Moon

The moon is currently in Taurus, at 27 degrees, 43' 51", at a velocity of 13.1 degrees per day.

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.1 days old. It is 388947.47 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters were near nominal conditions. Total magnetic field strength was between 4-7 nT. Bz reached as far south as -6 nT and remained oriented southward for latter half of the reporting period. Solar wind varied between ~375-425 km/s. Phi was variable.

There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 15% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
In Retrograde at 15 Tau 34' 58"
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Taurus.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Gemini.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Cancer.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Aries.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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