There are no planets in retrograde!

Welcome to the Nerdy Astrologer's Planetary Retrograde Horoscope!

Greetings, fellow science-loving stargazers! Gather 'round as I unveil the mysteries of the cosmos, with a side of humor and a touch of hippie vibes. Let's dive into the wacky world of planetary retrogrades, shall we? ✌🔭🌌

Mercury in Taurus 🌌🐂💬

Mercury is chillin' like a villain in the sign of Taurus. Communication might be slower than a dial-up connection, but hey, remember the good ol' days? Time to dust off that snail mail and embrace your inner tortoise. 🐢✉ #SlowAndSteadyWinsTheRace

Venus in Gemini 💕👯‍♀️🌌

Love is in the air, or is it? Venus is playing "musical chairs" with our hearts in the sign of Gemini. One minute, you're all about your bae, and the next, you're swiping left and right like a pro. It's okay—embrace your inner love-nerd and channel that energy into winning at trivia night! 🤓💘 #TriviaLoveLife

Mars in Cancer 🌌🦀⚔️

Mars is feeling homesick in the cozy sign of Cancer. Your inner warrior might be craving a Netflix binge and a cup of hot cocoa. Embrace the art of pillow fort-making and defend your territory from invading dust bunnies. ⚔️🐰 #PillowFortWarrior

Jupiter in Aries 🌌🐏🎉

Jupiter is partying like it's 1999 in the sign of A

The moon is currently in Aries, at 02 degrees, 52' 56", at a velocity of 14.21 degrees per day.

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 27.5 days old. It is 370571.9 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Solar wind parameters were mildly enhanced. Total field strength ranged from 5 to 9 nT and Bz briefly reached a maximum southward deviation of -8 nT around midday. Wind speeds increased from ~350 km/s and peaked near 430 km/s around 17/1800 UTC. The phi angle was mostly positive.

There is a 10% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.