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11 March, 2024
Solar activity reached moderate (R2-Moderate) levels with an impulsive M7.4 flare observed at 10/1213 UTC from Region 3599 (S13W41, Dai/beta-gamma-delta). Associated with this event was a 714 km/s Type II sweep, a 340 sfu Tenflare and a weak Castelli U radio signature. Later in the period, the region also produced a C6.9/1f flare at 10/1538 UTC with an associated 150 sfu Tenflare. Minor growth was observed in the leader spots, while many of its intermediate spots were in decay. The remaining four active regions were mostly stable or in gradual decay.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters reflected a slightly enhanced environment. Total magnetic field strength reached 5 nT and the Bz component varied weakly from +5/-3 nT. Solar wind speeds were observed between ~390-470 km/s. Phi angle was in a mostly negative orientation.
There is a 30% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 5% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Aries, at 03 degrees, 48' 09", at a velocity of 15.16 degrees per day.
The New moon is currently 1 days old. It is 363968.49 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr, 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Pisces
The Sun is at 21 Pis 10' 04", and is 148623881km away and receding.
The Moon is in Aries
The Moon is at 03 Ari 48' 09", and is 357841km away and receding.
Moon Is In Aries
Alright stargazers, fasten your celestial seatbelts because the moon has decided to take a pit stop in Aries. And we all know when the moon crashes at Aries' place, they don't just chill out and watch reruns of Star Trek. Nope, they're more of a "Let's turn this thing into a cosmic rave" kind of pair. Now, the moon is chilling a cool 357,738.230259748km away. I know, I know, it might sound like a long-distance relationship, but trust me, the vibes are strong with this one. It's like Wi-Fi, just because you can't see it doesn't mean it isn't affecting you. So, what does Mr. Moon hanging out in the fiery sign of Aries mean for you? Well, imagine if Spock suddenly decided to ditch logic and embrace his inner Kirk – yeah, it's that kind of energy. You’re going to feel the urge to boldly go where you haven't gone before. And not in a “Let's discover a new pizza topping” kind of way, more like “Let’s start a rock band with my pet iguana” level of spontaneity. But remember, just as the moon orbits the earth, try to keep yourself grounded. Don’t let the Aries fire toast your marshmallows. Find balance in your universe, like a perfect equation, even if you feel like you're stuck in a quantum physics problem set. And hey, if you find yourself feeling a bit more hot-headed and impulsive these days, blame it on the moon. It's pretty far away, it can take it. Just remember to channel that energy responsibly. You don't want to end up like a red-shirted ensign on an alien planet, right? So there you have it, folks. Moon in Aries is your cosmic green light to embrace the chaos, dive into the unknown, and possibly consider a career in extraterrestrial diplomacy. Just remember to keep your phasers set on 'fun'. The universe is full of surprises, and as we all know, variety is the spice of life... and the secret ingredient in astronaut ice cream. Happy stargazing!Mercury is in Aries
Mercury is prograde at 02 Ari 05' 56", moving at 1.91 degrees per day, and is 184631480km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Aries
Hello, fellow celestial voyagers! I have some astronomical news that's hotter than a supernova in your grandma's attic. Mercury, our beloved cosmic chatterbox, has packed up its bags and moved into the boisterous neighborhood of Aries. Let's hit the hyperdrive and see what this means for us earthlings, shall we? Remember when you were a kid and tried to build a rocket with the science kit you got for your birthday? And how you couldn't wait to finish it so you could blast off to the moon (or at least your neighbor's backyard)? Well, that's pretty much how our minds are going to operate now. Our thoughts are going to be moving faster than light-speed, constantly itching to leap to the next big idea. Mercury in Aries is like having a universal megaphone. Suddenly, we'll find ourselves with the urge to broadcast our every thought, feeling, and half-baked theory about why cats are actually alien spies (just me?). We'll want to assert our individuality and opinions with the same gusto as a Star Trek fan at a sci-fi convention. But remember, my friends, not everyone appreciates unsolicited transmissions, especially when diplomacy and sensitivity are needed. When Mercury does the tango with Aries, we transform into intellectual mavericks. Our brains will be popping with innovative ideas and unexpected insights. Ever tried to catch a shooting star? That's what these flashes of brilliance will be like. They'll appear out of nowhere, dazzle you with their glow, and then vanish into the cosmic ether. So, don't hesitate or second-guess yourself. Grab these ideas while they're hot! In conclusion, this transit is a bit like getting caught in a warp speed vortex; it's thrilling, disorientating, but oh-so liberating. So buckle up, stargazers, it's going to be one wild ride through the cosmos!Venus is in Aquarius
Venus will change from Aquarius to Pisces in the next 24 hours.
Venus is prograde at 29 Aqu 12' 00", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 231432639km away and receding.Venus Is In Aquarius
Terminator's Take on Venus in Aquarius
"Come with me if you want to love." That's right, folks. Venus has pulled up in the Aquarius neighborhood, and she's ready to redefine your idea of romance. So, if you're seeing your 'friends' in a new light, you're not having a system malfunction. This is just Venus playing matchmaker in the friend zone!
Aquarius, ever the intellectual, doesn't do the mushy stuff. So, don't expect candlelit dinners or long walks on the beach. No, my friend, this is about connecting over shared ideas, common interests, and maybe even some tech talk. Think of it as a software upgrade for your love life. Less drama, more data.
For committed couples, Venus in Aquarius is like hitting the refresh button. It's time to remember why you 'added to cart' in the first place. Find the common ground that made you swipe right and strengthen your bond with some quality 'friend' time. Maybe join forces for a social cause, or better yet, build a robot together! After all, the couple that codes together, stays together.
For all you single cyborgs out there, this is prime time for socializing. Venus in Aquarius adds a touch of the unconventional to your romantic endeavors. So, go ahead and explore new territories. Attend that themed party, join that meetup, march in that protest. You never know where you might meet your potential match. Just remember, in the world of Aquarius - being a little weird is just part of the code.
Lastly, under the influence of Venus in Aquarius, we're all about the modern and the unique. It's time to ditch the old designs and embrace the new. Experiment with your style, redecorate your space, splurge on that new tech gadget you've been eyeing. Who knows? That new smart speaker might just play the soundtrack to your next love story.
So, buckle up my celestial comrades. With Venus in Aquarius, it's going to be an interesting ride. But remember, "The future's not set. There's no fate but what we make for ourselves." Now get out there and make some stellar connections!
Mars is in Aquarius
Mars is prograde at 20 Aqu 52' 50", moving at 0.78 degrees per day, and is 324665134km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Aquarius
Greetings, Earthlings! Your favorite intergalactic humorist here to break down the cosmic conundrum that is Mars in Aquarius. Picture this: Mars, our fiery red neighbor, has decided to crash at Aquarius's pad for a bit. It's like when your adrenaline-junkie cousin decides to bunk up with your vegan, yoga-loving aunt. They might not seem like they'd gel, but surprisingly, they make one heck of a revolutionary guacamole together. Now, Mars is a bit of a warrior, right? Loves a good fight, some would say. But Aquarius, well, they're more into brainstorming sessions than boxing matches. So, when Mars comes barreling in with all its gusto, instead of punching bags, we're punching holes in outdated ideology. Think about it like this: Mars in Aquarius is like a software update for your brain (or as we like to say in astrological circles, it's "Mars 2.0: The Aquarius Update"). Forget about standard operating procedures or traditional ways of thinking. If Mars in Aquarius were a person, it'd be that guy who threw away the instruction manual and built a revolutionary IKEA desk out of a coffee table and three spoons. During this celestial shindig, societal problems become glaringly apparent, like a neon sign flashing "INJUSTICE HERE!" Aquarius, being the zodiac's resident philanthropist, can't ignore such signs, especially when Mars is there, poking it with a metaphorical stick, saying, "Hey, fix this!" And let's not forget, Mars in Aquarius is a rebel. It doesn't just break the rules, it rewrites them in binary code, prints them using a 3D printer, and then sets them on fire for the sheer audacity of it. We're all capable of such innovative brilliance during this transit, if we just unplug from our usual habits and embrace this new, exhilarating cosmic coding. So, in the immortal words of a certain space-obsessed rockstar: "Ground control to Major Tom, your circuit's dead, there's something wrong." But don't worry, with Mars in Aquarius, it's not a bug, it's a feature.Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 13 Tau 09' 32", moving at 0.19 degrees per day, and is 830198126km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter in Taurus, It Is
Like a cosmic burrito full of wisdom and patience, Jupiter is rolling itself into Taurus. The big guy of the zodiac, Jupiter is all about deep thoughts and expanding horizons, while Taurus... well, let's just say it enjoys a good couch and a Netflix binge. This cosmic combo is like your favorite nerdy professor teaming up with a couch potato, telling us that enlightenment is not some alien concept in a galaxy far, far away. It's actually chilling right here with us, in our sweatpants, watching "The Mandalorian" for the fifth time.
When Jupiter waltzes into Taurus, it's like the universe handing you a cosmic to-do list for your dreams. You'll feel a sudden urge to organize your ambitions, make spreadsheets, and color-code your plans. It's like that moment in the movie when the scientist finally cracks the code and the whole audience goes 'Aha!'. So, grab your space pens, earthlings! The time for action is now.
Hold onto your telescopes, because life might start raining dollar bills during this transit. Jupiter is like the fairy godmother of good luck, and Taurus, in its blingy style, loves wealth and prosperity. So, basically, it's a cosmic lottery ticket. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Or was it with great money comes great shopping? Well, either way, watch your wallets!
Now, Taurus can be a cheeky little hedonist, and Jupiter, in its grandeur, often amplifies whatever it touches. So, don't be surprised if you suddenly start mistaking desires for needs. Your inner Yoda might have to step in and remind you, "Patience you must have, my young Padawan". So, keep your impulses in check, and may the force be with you during this transit.
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 11 Pis 09' 47", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1599834546km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Beam Me Up, Saturn!
Hold onto your space helmets, stargazers! Saturn, the celestial taskmaster, has boldly gone where... well, where it's been before, but it's in Pisces now, and that's what counts. This is the equivalent of Captain Kirk finding himself at a cosmic yoga retreat. So, prepare to stretch your imagination into some metaphysical pretzel shapes!
Spock might dismiss our dreams as "illogical," but Saturn in Pisces is all about embracing those dreams, no matter how sci-fi they may seem. Have you been daydreaming about inventing a real-life transporter device or opening an intergalactic bed and breakfast? Well, it's time to put those plans into warp drive. Saturn in Pisces is here to coach us through those dreams, like a stern but supportive Vulcan parent.
Now, don't be surprised if you feel a bit like you're caught in a tractor beam. Saturn has a knack for shining a spotlight on our dreams, and it won't always feel comfortable. It's like having a surprise inspection by the Starfleet Command – nerve-wracking, yes, but also a chance to prove your mettle.
Remember, Pisces is the realm of dreams and unconscious, so if you're feeling a bit like you've been beamed up to the Enterprise during a red alert, don't panic. This may be a good time to embrace your inner hippie – meditate, take a moonlit walk on the holodeck, or just nap in your pod (with a dream journal on standby!).
So, settle in, space cadets. We're not in Kansas anymore... or any Earth-bound location for that matter. With Saturn in Pisces, we're in the final frontier of our subconscious. So, ready your mental starships and prepare to explore strange new worlds within.
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 19 Tau 54' 36", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 3006813108km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
The Uranus-Taurus Salsa Dance
Well, butter my biscuits and call me a stargazer! But it looks like our good ol' blue-green buddy Uranus is spinning its way into Taurus's living room. Now, if you know anything about Taurus, you'll know they're about as comfortable with change as a cat is with a cucumber. They'd rather stick to their cozy routine, thank you very much. But guess what, Taurus? Uranus didn’t RSVP, it just showed up!
Now, Uranus is the rebel of the galaxy, the cosmic punk rocker if you will. It's all about shaking things up and giving the status quo a nice swift kick in the asteroids. Taurus, on the other hand, is more akin to the neighborhood watch president, keeping things steady, predictable, and - dare I say - boring?
But hey, don't get your space suit in a twist! Just because Uranus is crashing your tea party doesn't mean it's the end of the universe. In fact, it could be the beginning of a whole new world!
Let's talk about money, honey! Taurus, you've been the cosmic CFO for eons, but now Uranus is here, and it's ready to disrupt your Excel spreadsheet. We might see some wild changes in the financial scene, both on Earth and in the intergalactic stock exchange. Who knows, we might even start trading in star dust or black hole futures instead of boring old cash and credit.
And it's not just about money, Taurus. Uranus is here to help us reconsider how we're possessed by our possessions. It's time to Marie Kondo your life, folks! If your collection of Star Trek memorabilia doesn't spark joy, out it goes.
So, buckle up space cowboys and cowgirls, Uranus isn't here to tip-toe around your petunias. It's here to rock your world and maybe, just maybe, help you find a new kind of stability in the beautiful chaos of the cosmos. Remember, even a black hole can lead to a whole new universe!
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 27 Pis 07' 27", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4621031541km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Oh, hello there, stargazers and intergalactic aficionados! Grab your telescopes, star charts, and your favorite pair of space socks because we're about to dive into the celestial soup that is our cosmos. Remember, even though I'm an astrologer, my calculations are as precise as a NASA technician on three cups of coffee. First things first, Neptune – yes, that giant blue gas ball – is currently chilling in Pisces. Now, before you go digging out your space-themed swimsuit, let me clarify: this isn't about Neptune taking a trip to a giant space-fish constellation. In astrological terms, when we say a planet is "in" a sign, it's more like they've RSVP'd to the cosmic party that is that particular sign's energy. Neptune being in Pisces is like having Mr. Rogers at a peace rally. They're both all about unity, understanding, and embracing emotions. It's a cosmic cocktail of introspection and empathy, which means it's a primo time to dust off that emotional intelligence you've been storing in the back of your mind and put it to good use. This celestial alignment is nudging us towards enlightening ourselves. It's like a giant cosmic finger poking you in the side and saying, "Hey, why don't you learn something new today?" Think of it as a good excuse to finally sign up for that online course on crystal healing or finally create that meditation corner you've been dreaming about since forever. But don't stop there! Neptune in Pisces doesn't just want you to become a spiritual ninja; it wants you to share your newfound wisdom with the world. And no, you don't need a megaphone or a billboard. Just be yourself, and let your actions speak louder than words. After all, the universe has got your back! So, to summarize, Neptune being in Pisces is like a big, galactic hug. It's here to remind us that we're all connected and that our individual actions can contribute to the collective good. So, suit up, space cadets – let's make the universe a better place, one star at a time!Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 01 Aqu 28' 14", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5326248747km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Pluto In Aquarius: A Cosmic Stand-Up Comedy
Alright, folks, better buckle up and put your space helmets on because Pluto, the little icy planet that could, just rolled into Aquarius town! And oh boy, this is going to be one heck of a starry ride.
Now, when I say Pluto is in the business of transformation, I don't mean it's like getting a new haircut or swapping your sneakers for sandals. No, no, no. We're talking about a complete cosmic makeover here. It's like dying your hair purple, getting a mohawk, tattooing your entire body with constellations, and walking around in a Star Trek uniform kind of transformation. Pluto is the planet equivalent of a reality show makeover episode.
And when it teams up with Aquarius, the zodiac’s resident mad scientist, you can bet your last Star Wars action figure that we are headed for some serious change. Aquarius is all about progress and innovation, and coupled with Pluto's zest for transformation, it's like putting Spock and Captain Kirk together - expect some mind-blowing stuff!
We're talking revolutions in science and tech, quantum leaps in space travel, and maybe even teleportation if we're lucky. But remember folks, it's not all rocket ships and laser guns. It's also about a massive shift in our approach towards humanitarianism and civil rights. Imagine a world where politicians are as cooperative as the Avengers! Now that would be an alternate universe worth living in.
In our personal lives, this dynamic duo is prompting us to transform our perspectives. Think less "me, me, me" and more "us, us, us". Consider this: what if our first instinct was to think about the collective good rather than individual gain? What if we all started behaving like we are part of one big Starfleet, working towards a common goal? That's the kind of change Pluto in Aquarius is rooting for.
So, will we answer this interstellar call to arms? Or will we be stuck in our old ways, like a scratched DVD stuck on repeat? Only time, and the stars, will tell!
Current Planetary Aspects
Planet | Position |
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Sun | 21 Pis 10' 04" |
Moon | 03 Ari 48' 09" |
Mercury | 02 Ari 05' 56" |
Venus | 29 Aqu 12' 00" |
Mars | 20 Aqu 52' 50" |
Jupiter | 13 Tau 09' 32" |
Saturn | 11 Pis 09' 47" |
Uranus | 19 Tau 54' 36" |
Neptune | 27 Pis 07' 27" |
Pluto | 01 Aqu 28' 14" |