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6 February, 2024
Solar activity reached moderate levels. Region 3575 (S36W64, Dkc/beta-gamma-delta) underwent notable evolution in its trailing spots, increasing in magnetic complexity. Region 3576 (S15E57, Ekc/beta-delta) remained the largest region on the visible disk, and may very well boast a gamma configuration, but is still too foreshortened at this time to make an accurate assessment. This AR was the culprit for the majority of the flare activity, with an M2.1/SF at 05/0428 UTC being the largest. Regions 3577 (N25E20, Bxo/beta) and 3578 (S03E67, Axx/alpha) were numbered this period, but were otherwise unremarkable.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters were mildly enhanced likely due to periphery-like CME and positive polarity CH HSS influences. Total field increased from 6 nT to 11 nT, but the Bz component was mostly northward or near neutral. Solar wind speeds increased from 350-400 km/s to ~440 km/s. Phi was predominantly positive.
There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Sagittarius, at 26 degrees, 38' 04", at a velocity of 13.84 degrees per day.
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.4 days old. It is 378447.46 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb, 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Aquarius
The Sun is at 16 Aqu 56' 20", and is 147508788km away and receding.
The Moon is in Sagittarius
The Moon will change from Sagittarius to Capricorn in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 26 Sag 38' 04", and is 374896km away and approaching.Moon Is In Sagittarius
Well, my star-loving padawans, the Moon has decided to pull a classic Skywalker move and take a trip around the galactic neighborhood, landing in Sagittarius. We all know that the Moon in Sagittarius is about as predictable as a Rancor on a diet. One minute it's calm, cool, and collected; the next, it's chasing you down for a snack. Now, don’t go running off to Tatooine just yet. Remember, the Moon is still a good 375,236.327364219km away. That’s roughly the equivalent of doing the Kessel Run about 1237 times! Even at lightspeed, that’s a whole lot of parsecs, folks! The Moon in Sagittarius wants you to explore, my friends, and not just the outer rim of your comfort zone. It’s all about learning new things, seeing new people, and trying out new Ewok recipes. So, go ahead, dust off those old Jedi texts you've been meaning to read... or, at least, maybe crack open a science book or two. But don’t get too comfortable in your Jedi robes. In the next 24 hours, the Moon will be moving to Capricorn. Now, if Sagittarius is the galaxy's free spirit, Capricorn is more like Grand Moff Tarkin, structured and disciplined. So, prepare yourself for some serious mental lightsaber training. Remember, the Force - or rather, the Universe - is always in motion. Let's hope it's not pulling a Vader and taking us all for a wild ride! May the force (and the stars) be with you!Mercury is in Aquarius
Mercury is prograde at 01 Aqu 37' 01", moving at 1.55 degrees per day, and is 199695371km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Aquarius
Mercurean Madness in Aquarius
Buckle up star gazers, as Mercury is currently chillaxing in the sign of Aquarius and it's going to be a wild ride! Now, I know what you're thinking, "How does that planet being in that constellation millions of kilometers away affect me?" Well, my dear friend, strap on your nerd glasses because we're about to take a fascinating journey through the cosmos. You see, Mercury, our swift-footed cosmic courier, isn't just about delivering celestial mail. When he's not busy orbiting the sun, he's also influencing our thoughts and ideas. And, man, does he love hanging out in Aquarius. Aquarius, famously known for not caring about envelopes, let alone pushing them, paired with Mercury, the planet of mental gymnastics, makes for an interesting cosmic cocktail. Expect to have some brainwaves that could make Einstein's hair curl even more. But don't be surprised if some of these ideas are as far-fetched as the theory of dark matter being made up entirely of lost socks from laundry day. Now, Aquarius has a reputation for being the Spock of the zodiac - all about logic and truth without those messy emotions getting in the way. So when Mercury takes a vacation in this logical paradise, we get a chance to view our emotional baggage in a whole new light. It's like having a cosmic microscope showing us the cellular structure of our feelings. Prepare for some serious "a-ha" moments, folks! However, a word of caution: While Mercury's in Aquarius, our ability to empathize with others might take a backseat. The Vulcan-like rationality can overpower emotions to the point where we might forget that other people have feelings too. We might end up sounding like that robot from that old sci-fi show - "Does not compute, emotion irrelevant". So, remember to tread lightly in conversations during this time, unless you're okay with your friends calling you "Data". So there you have it - a little slice of the cosmic pie. Mercury's sabbatical in Aquarius is an exciting time for our minds, but let's not forget to keep our hearts in check as well. After all, as Spock himself would say, "Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end". Now go forth and prosper!Venus is in Capricorn
Venus is prograde at 17 Cap 08' 06", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 207945025km away and receding.
Venus Is In Capricorn
Venus In Capricorn: A Cosmic Caper Into Commitment and Creativity
Well, gather 'round the telescope, star-lovers! Venus has packed her bags and jetted off to Capricorn. She's about as far away as your ex's empathy—207908436.891777813km to be exact—but hey, who's counting? Now, she's not just there for the mountainous views or the goat cheese. Nope, Venus in Capricorn means we're all about to take love more seriously than a Trekkie at a Star Trek convention.
If you're already hitched to your spaceship buddy, this is the perfect time to tackle those relationship black holes and deep space anomalies. Maybe even have those "When are we getting a pet alien?" conversations. And for those still surfing the singles cosmos? Wave goodbye to the flirty little green men and hello to love that lasts longer than a voyage on the Millennium Falcon.
But don't think Venus in Capricorn is all about love and cuddles. Oh no, it's also about ditching that neon space suit you've been wearing and opting for something a tad more subdued. Think "nouveau Spock" rather than "disco ball Borg." It's also an excellent time to finally start that intergalactic art project you've been planning. You know, the one with the Saturnian sand and Martian glitter.
Lastly, let's talk careers, or as I like to think of them, "that thing you do when you're not stargazing." Venus in Capricorn wants you to re-evaluate your worth like a nerdy prospector assessing his gold nuggets. Are you climbing the corporate ladder or just hanging onto the bottom rung? Is your boss giving you the kudos you deserve or just sending you on coffee runs? This is the time to channel your inner Kirk and boldly go where no employee has gone before—upwards!
So, whether it's love, style, art or career, remember that with Venus in Capricorn, it’s not about the destination, it’s about the journey, and maybe the goat cheese too. After all, who doesn't love a good cheese?
Mars is in Capricorn
Mars is prograde at 24 Cap 38' 32", moving at 0.76 degrees per day, and is 344044828km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Capricorn
Mars in Capricorn: A Smeghead's Guide
Alright, space cadets, listen up because we're about to get serious. Mars, that fiery, muscular, red-faced uncle of the solar system, has parked its cosmic backside in Capricorn, the celestial equivalent of a middle management office job. Yes, you heard me right. The planet known for its explosive energy and impulsive streak is donning a suit, tie, and sensible shoes.
So what does this mean? Well, imagine that the universe is one big game of chess - and Mars has just been promoted to a bishop. It's got a clear path ahead, it's moving with purpose, and it's ready to checkmate life. So, if you've been floating aimlessly around your personal galaxy, now's the time to buckle up, put your helmet on, and get to work on those dreams.
But be warned - Mars and Capricorn together are as sensitive as a mechanoid's rear end. They're so busy climbing the corporate ladder they sometimes forget to stop and smell the asteroid roses. So, make sure you don't become so obsessed with reaching the top that you step on the little guy strapped to a moon boot beneath you.
Remember, the Milky Way doesn't give a smeg about your career ambitions. It cares about balance, harmony, and the cosmic dance of the planets. So, while you're busy making your plans and chasing your goals, don't forget to pack a lunch, bring a friend, and take some time to enjoy the journey. After all, even in the vastness of space, it's the small things that make the universe worth exploring.
So go forth, fellow space explorers! Use the energy of Mars in Capricorn to make your dreams come true - just remember, no one likes a smeghead who forgets where they came from.
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 07 Tau 51' 36", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 755753028km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Holy Cosmic Cow, Jupiter in Taurus!
Alright, space cadets, gather 'round. We've got Jupiter lounging around in Taurus, and it's about as comfortable as a quantum physicist at a poetry slam. Jupiter, that big ol' ball of wisdom and philosophy, is kicking back in Taurus, the zodiac's answer to a couch potato. This cosmic cocktail is reminding us that the secrets of the universe are closer than we think, probably hiding under our metaphorical cushions. So, put down your smartphones, stop scrolling through cat videos, and tune into the spiritual Netflix within you.
Jupiter's trip through Taurus is also like getting a green light from the universe to finally start working on those dreams gathering dust in the back of your head. Powered by Jupiter's hunger for expansion and Taurus' stubborn persistence, we're being nudged (more like shoved) to turn our wild daydreams into reality. So, write that novel, learn to juggle, or finally build that time machine! Just remember, Rome wasn't built in a day, but they were laying bricks every hour.
Now, here's the juicy bit. Jupiter is the cosmic lottery ticket, and Taurus is all about the moolah. Put them together, and you’ve got a recipe for prosperity, baby! But before you start ordering diamond-studded cat collars, remember to check your financial reality. It's a great time to grow your assets, not blow them on dubious investments like asteroid mining or teleportation start-ups.
On a final note, remember Taurus has a bit of an... ahem... indulgence issue. And Jupiter ain't exactly known for its restraint. You see where I'm going with this? It's like leaving a chocoholic alone in a candy store. So, as much as this transit might make you want to splurge on a real lightsaber or a deluxe edition of Dungeons & Dragons, try to exercise a wee bit of self-control, eh?
Remember, folks, the cosmos is a place of infinite possibilities. But, even in the boundless expanse of space, it pays to keep your feet on the ground. Especially when Jupiter's kicking it in Taurus.
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 07 Pis 03' 02", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1592791327km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Greetings, star gazers and celestial enthusiasts! It's time to break out our space-nerd glasses, because Saturn - that big ol' ringed beauty, has decided to wander into Pisces! Now, Saturn is comfortably 1592761835.042371035km away from us (give or take a few kilometers), but it's still close enough to make its cosmic influence known. During this Saturn in Pisces extravaganza, you're going to want to take a deep, introspective dive. Ever thought about writing a book about your love affair with quantum physics? Or perhaps opening a store that sells organic, gluten-free, fair-trade, vegan, artisanal pet food? Well, now's the time to start sketching out those plans. Get your best notepad ready, because Saturn in Pisces is like having a personal life coach who specializes in dream analysis and financial planning. Now, I'm not saying this is going to be as easy as calculating the square root of 144 (that's 12, in case you were wondering). You see, Saturn, being the cosmic disciplinarian of our solar system, might start asking some probing questions about these daydreams of yours. It's like dad barging into your room without knocking, looking at your experimental rocket design and asking "But where are you going to fit the cup holders?" You might feel a tad defensive, but trust me, Saturn's not here to rain on your parade. He's just making sure you've got all your bases covered before you head off on your interstellar adventure. So, let down your defenses, open up to his advice, and remember to keep a tidy room - you never know when Saturn might pop by for a surprise visit. In true Piscean style, this transit might cause a bit of restlessness. You might suddenly find yourself lying awake at night, contemplating the mysteries of the universe or wondering why we never see baby pigeons. If that's the case, it's time to tap into your inner hippie. Meditate under a tree, take leisurely walks in the woods, breathe in some fresh air, and maybe even take a nap (dream journal at the ready!). Remember, this transit isn't just about dreaming - it's about making those dreams a reality. So, whether you're planning to build a time machine or open a boutique for cats, let Saturn in Pisces guide you towards turning those dreams into tangible, achievable goals. Go forth and conquer, my celestial comrades!Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 19 Tau 07' 55", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 2923926149km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Ahoy, stargazers! Gear up, for Uranus, the celestial body named after a Greek god (who had a rather tough time sitting down, if you catch my drift), has decided to court Taurus, the bull-headed sign that would rather Netflix and chill than deal with the cosmic upheaval. And guess what? With the distance of a mere 2.92 billion kilometers (give or take a kilometer), Uranus ain't taking no for an answer! Now, Taurus, bless its stubborn heart, is all about stability, routines, and a comforting predictability. But, lo and behold, here comes Uranus, the cosmic punk rocker, ready to smash the proverbial guitar on Taurus' oh-so-perfect world. The status quo? Uranus scoffs at it. Tradition? Uranus sips its celestial tea and chuckles. And it gets even more intriguing! Taurus, the grandmaster of finance, is about to have its monopoly money thrown into disarray. Uranus in Taurus is like a giant cosmic pinball machine, and we're all stuck in the middle, watching our piggy banks tremble with anticipation. Expect Bitcoin to do the cha-cha, banks to play hopscotch, and the housing and stock markets to perform a high-wire act. On a personal level, this galactic tango might prompt you to reevaluate your own relationship with money. You may find yourself questioning why your credit card bills have more zeroes than a Star Trek convention, or why your rent costs more than the Death Star's mortgage. Uranus is here to pull the rug from under our materialistic feet, forcing us to bring some change (pun intended) to our fiscal habits. But fear not, dear earthlings! While the Uranus-Taurus dance may seem like an episode of "So You Think You Can Dance: Cosmic Edition", it's all part of a grander plan. The changes we undergo, be they as small as a quark or as big as a black hole, will eventually lead us to greater stability. So, buckle up, buttercups! It's time to ride the cosmic bull and embrace the Uranian shake-up like a pro. As the old Vulcan saying goes - live long, prosper, and keep an eye on your wallet!Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 25 Pis 55' 36", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4587068906km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Alright, my cosmic voyagers! Strap in and hold onto your telescopes, because the giant blue-green disco ball we call Neptune is having a party in the constellation of Pisces, and you're all invited! Now, I know what you're thinking. "But Mr. Astrologer, how am I supposed to get to a party that's approximately 4,587,025,424.311177254km away?" Well, don't worry, you cosmic conundrum cracker, you don't have to hop on the next SpaceX launch. This celestial soirée is happening right inside your own psyche. You see, when Neptune - the planet named after the Roman God of the sea, goes prograde in Pisces - the sign of the fish (coincidence? I think not!) - it's like someone turned on the fog machine at our cosmic disco. But this isn't any ordinary fog. It's the kind of fog that clears up those petty differences that seemed so important before. Suddenly, arguing about whether Star Wars or Star Trek is better seems as pointless as a black hole (they're both amazing, by the way). And the best part? This planetary party isn't just about kicking back and relaxing. It's about finding what makes us tick, what lights our rockets, and using it to make the universe a better place. So, whether you're a budding Einstein or a blossoming Van Gogh, it's time to embrace your inner genius. This is the perfect time to explore your spiritual side. Maybe that means setting up an altar at home, filled with your favorite crystals, incense, and a picture of Carl Sagan. Or maybe it means diving into that theoretical physics course you've been eyeing - nothing says 'spiritual enlightenment' like understanding quantum mechanics, am I right? Just remember, fellow stargazers, while Neptune is doing the cha-cha in Pisces, it's all about unity. So, let's put our differences aside, embrace our individuality, and make this world a better place. The cosmos is counting on us!Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 00 Aqu 31' 19", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5369184655km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Greetings, cosmic voyagers! It's time to buckle up your space-boots, because we're going on a journey. You might be asking, "Where are we going?" Well, my dear stargazers, we're headed to a little place I like to call...Pluto. You heard it right! Our far-flung friend has taken up residence in Aquarius, which, as you know, is not only an air sign but also a certified space oddity. How fitting, since Pluto is the edgy goth kid of the solar system. Now, bear with me while I attempt to describe this planetary phenomenon without the use of a blackboard and chalk. In layman's terms, Pluto is the cosmic equivalent of a heavy metal band. It's loud, it’s intense, and it doesn’t care what you think about it. It rules death, rebirth, and transformation. It's like that one high school friend who went through a drastic personality change every semester. Remember him? Now, imagine that friend was given the keys to a spaceship and told to go make some changes in the universe. That's Pluto in Aquarius. On the other hand, we have Aquarius, the mad scientist of the zodiac. It's all about progress, innovation, and shaking things up. So, when Pluto decides to crash at Aquarius' place, we're not just talking about a casual sleepover. We're talking about a full-blown, shake-the-foundation, redefine-the-rules type of stay. Expect big changes, my friends. We're talking shifts in science, technology, even space travel. Don't be surprised if Elon Musk announces he's found alien life or your microwave suddenly gains sentience. But it's not all tech and gadgets. This cosmic collaboration could lead to massive changes in how we treat each other. Imagine a world where kindness is the default! Crazy, right? Pluto in Aquarius is urging us to go beyond our self-centered instincts and think about the collective good. So, what's your role in this cosmic play? Ask not what the universe can do for you, but what you can do for the universe. As they say in Star Trek, "Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations." Let's embrace our differences, work together, and create a better future! And remember: in space, no one can hear you laugh at astrology jokes. So, keep that sense of humor intact, my starry-eyed friends! Here's to the journeyCurrent Planetary Aspects
Planet | Position |
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Sun | 16 Aqu 56' 20" |
Moon | 26 Sag 38' 04" |
Mercury | 01 Aqu 37' 01" |
Venus | 17 Cap 08' 06" |
Mars | 24 Cap 38' 32" |
Jupiter | 07 Tau 51' 36" |
Saturn | 07 Pis 03' 02" |
Uranus | 19 Tau 07' 55" |
Neptune | 25 Pis 55' 36" |
Pluto | 00 Aqu 31' 19" |