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28 January, 2024
Solar activity remained at low levels. Only low-level C-class X-ray activity was observed during the period. Region 3559 (N26W56, Fki/beta-gamma) and 3560 (S11W61, Dai/beta) were the mostly significant regions on the visible disk but only exhibited minor changes over the past 24 hours. No Earth-directed CMEs were observed in available coronagraph imagery.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters were near background levels. Total magnetic field strength ranged from 4-7. The Bz component was primarily oriented northward. Solar wind speeds declined to between ~350-400 km/s by the periods end. Phi angle was variable.
There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Virgo, at 05 degrees, 31' 30", at a velocity of 11.87 degrees per day.
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17 days old. It is 405274.31 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb, 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Aquarius
The Sun is at 07 Aqu 48' 16", and is 147314129km away and receding.
The Moon is in Virgo
The Moon is at 05 Vir 31' 30", and is 405254km away and receding.
Moon Is In Virgo
Phasers on stun, stardust travelers! Prepare for a journey where no man has gone before - into the astrological realm where our moon has decided to beam up into the meticulous space of Virgo. It's 405203.450382752 km away, give or take a parsec or two. I mean, who's counting? Except Virgo, Virgo is always counting. Now, I'm not saying that with the moon in Virgo, you'll start to obsessively organize your sock drawer or alphabetize your spice rack. But then again, I'm not NOT saying it either. You see, Virgo is the Mr. Spock of the zodiac – logical, practical, and always ready with a fascinating, yet slightly irritating, fact. So, if you find yourself suddenly drawn to the idea of creating an intricate filing system for your vinyl record collection or color-coding the books on your shelf, don't panic. It's just your inner Vulcan responding to the lunar pull. And even if you're more of a Kirk than a Spock - more into boldly going than systematically planning - there's something here for you too. The moon in Virgo might just inspire you to finally fix that dilithium crystal chamber you've been ignoring or, in non-Trekkie terms, tackle those tasks you've been putting off. So, buckle up, galactic voyagers. Remember, in the words of our favorite starship captain, "Risk is our business." Embrace the Virgo moon's influence and be prepared to boldly go where no one has gone before - into unparalleled organization and productivity! Live long and prosper, my cosmic comrades!Mercury is in Capricorn
Mercury is prograde at 18 Cap 12' 26", moving at 1.43 degrees per day, and is 187194530km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Capricorn
Ah, greetings, celestial voyagers! Once again, the cosmic shuffle has tossed Mercury into the stern, practical realm of Capricorn. Now, don't let the distance—187,107,169.447562188km to be exact, cause we're all about precision here—scare you. And it's prograde, not retrograde! So no blaming your missteps on poor Mercury this time. Mercury in Capricorn is like a cosmic CEO, always on the lookout for efficiency and success. You might find yourself drawn toward thoughts and actions that are goal-oriented, as if there’s a tiny board meeting happening inside your brain. Picture it: Your neurons dressed in sleek business suits, arguing about the quarterly brain cell productivity report. Hilarious, isn't it? While Mercury vacations in Capricorn, our thoughts become as clear as a freshly cleaned laboratory beaker. All the random ideas buzzing in your head start behaving like obedient little atoms, arranging themselves into a meaningful molecule of a plan. It's like playing 3D chess with Spock, but in your mind, and guess what? You're winning. However, do practice caution. Capricorn, with its corporate ladder mindset, might make our conversations veer towards the controlling side. It's like everyone's suddenly channeling their inner Captain Kirk, assuming that their ideas are the best. But remember, even in Starfleet, collaboration is key. If we spend more time debating who gets to be in the captain’s chair than actually navigating the ship, we'll just end up floating aimlessly in space. So, fellow stargazers, as Mercury orbits in the strict realm of Capricorn, let's embrace the clarity it brings, but also remember to keep our intergalactic diplomacy intact. After all, the universe works best when all its planets, stars, and galaxies work together. Happy astrological journeying!Venus is in Capricorn
Venus is prograde at 06 Cap 01' 44", moving at 1.23 degrees per day, and is 200776744km away and receding.
Venus Is In Capricorn
Venus In Capricorn: The Celestial Edition of Social Distancing
Hold onto your lab goggles, folks, because Venus has just decided to time-travel to Capricorn, a sign that's as serious as a black hole and as committed as super glue on a new pair of glasses. There's a whopping 200738126.462311864km separating us and Venus right now, so don't expect any cosmic love letters in the mail just yet.
Please, no panicking! This is not an intergalactic breakup. Venus in Capricorn simply means we're shifting gears from flirtatious firecracker to dedicated darling. Think of it like changing from a flashy superhero suit to a lab coat - both have their charms, but one definitely screams "I'm here for the long haul".
Lovebirds, this is your time to get all Vulcan about your feelings. Logic, responsibility, and deep heart-to-heart talks about your shared Netflix queue might just be the secret ingredient to your love potion. Single Pringles, this is your golden opportunity to ditch the flighty flirtations and swipe right on something real. Who knew Venus would turn out to be such a matchmaker, huh?
But let's not forget, Venus in Capricorn isn't just about sending Cupid into overtime. It's also about trading in your sparkly sequins for some sensible slacks. Say goodbye to edgy hairdos and hello to practical ponytails. Creativity is still on the cards, but think more along the lines of building a Lego Death Star than splashing paint on a canvas in a frenzy.
And lastly, we couldn't possibly ignore the workaholic vibes that come with Capricorn. Are you feeling valued at work or are you just another hamster in the wheel? This is the perfect time to channel your inner Spock and logically evaluate your career trajectory. Are you boldly going where you want to, or are you just stuck in the wrong solar system?
Remember, my space cadets, Venus may be distant right now, but she's still sending us cosmic vibes. It's all about commitment, dedication, and seriously good hair days. So strap on your rocket boots and embrace these changes. After all, we're all just stardust in this big, beautiful universe.
Mars is in Capricorn
Mars is prograde at 17 Cap 46' 56", moving at 0.76 degrees per day, and is 348949664km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Capricorn
Ahoy there, space cowboys and cowgirls! Now, don't go flippin' your spacecrafts, but ol' Mars has gone and parked itself in Capricorn. That's right, our big red pal in the sky has decided to hang out with our ambitious goat friend. This ain't no ordinary tea party, so you'd best be prepared. Now, Capricorn here is managed by Saturn, the big cheese of structure and stability. So when our feisty buddy Mars moves into Capricorn's neck of the woods, it’s time to put on your serious pants. Don't get too caught up in your daydreams of galactic conquest or reprogramming your ship's AI to sound like a grumpy cat. Nope, it's time to look at life through a more practical and level-headed visor. Mars in Capricorn wants us to take a gander at what’s ahead, plot our course, and buckle down to turn those fantastic ideas into tangible realities. It's kinda like upgrading your warp drive: gotta have a plan before you start messing with the flux capacitors, right? Now, there's an extra nugget of goodness to this sensible energy whipped up by Mars chillin' in Cap's crib. This transit wants us not only to question why we’re doing what we’re doing, but also how we’re doing it. Mars is all about action, and Capricorn wants to make sure we do it with a sense of purpose. So, this space-time is perfect for setting clearer goals and re-evaluating our previous ones so we can nail 'em more efficiently. A bit like recalibrating your targeting system – you don’t want to just fire off those photon torpedoes willy-nilly, do you? Here's the thing though, neither Mars nor Capricorn are known for their emotional sensitivity. This can be a bit of a boon when you're trying to break through barriers or ignore your own discomfort. However, it can also turn into blind ambition, the kind that doesn't see (or care about) the little space critters we might squash as we rocket towards success. So remember, space voyagers, while Mars is in Capricorn, it's all about balance. Be clear, committed, and stick to your plans but, for the love of the cosmos, don't forget a healthy dose of compassion for yourself and others. Buckle up, stargazers, it's gonna be one heck of a cosmicJupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 06 Tau 54' 60", moving at 0.09 degrees per day, and is 734154864km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter in Taurus: The Cosmic Bullseye
Alright, star gazers, here's the cosmic scoop: Jupiter, that big jovial joker in the sky, has sauntered into Taurus, the astrological equivalent of a cosy, overstuffed armchair. This certainly isn't the first time, nor the last - the universe, much like my laundry schedule, works in cycles. But for now, the cosmic sitcom is set on this channel, so let's tune in.
Now, Jupiter is typically the professor of the zodiac, always pushing us to ponder profound topics, like the meaning of life, or why we can never find matching socks. But Taurus is more of the Netflix and chill type, content to munch on cosmic popcorn and enjoy the simple pleasures of existence. So when these two meet, it's less of a high-octane drama and more of a feel-good sitcom, reminding us that sometimes the answers aren't out there in the vast cosmos, but right here, in our cosy living rooms... or in that pile of laundry you've been ignoring.
With Jupiter in Taurus, it's time to make your dreams reality - and I don't mean finally building that life-sized replica model of the Starship Enterprise (though if that's your thing, who am I to judge?). This is about setting practical goals, like finally sorting your recycling, or learning how to make toast without setting off the smoke alarm. Jupiter brings the ambition, Taurus the persistence. Together, they're like a celestial personal trainer, motivating us to finish that cosmic marathon, one step at a time.
Here's another bonus: Jupiter is like the lottery winner of the cosmos, and Taurus is all about that cash money. So during this transit, there could be opportunities to boost your bank balance - or at least find a few extra coins down the back of the sofa. But remember, Taurus also has a penchant for fancy things and Jupiter can be a bit, well, excessive. So try to resist the urge to spend all that newfound wealth on limited-edition Star Trek memorabilia.
In summary, Jupiter in Taurus is like a cosmic self-help book, reminding us to slow down, take stock, and appreciate the simple pleasures in life. So make a cup of tea, put on your favourite fluffy socks, and bask in the glow of this celestial sitcom. And remember, the answers
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 06 Pis 00' 58", moving at 0.11 degrees per day, and is 1583696513km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn's Joyride through Pisces
So, Saturn's decided to take a dip into the cosmic pond of Pisces. And boy, is it making waves! It's like your favorite uncle, who just happens to be a strict school principal, deciding to crash at your dreamy, creative, and slightly chaotic loft. With Saturn being only a mere 1,583,655,914.790416718km away (I mean, practically next door, right?), you can bet your cosmic socks that things are about to get real interesting.
Now, when Saturn, that old taskmaster, wades into the deep waters of Pisces, it's a bit like someone wearing a three-piece suit to a beach party. The vibe's odd but oddly compelling. You might find yourself with an itch to write that sci-fi novel about alien llamas or finally start that organic soap business you've been daydreaming about. Basically, it's a brilliant time to fish out those dreams from the depths and bring them into reality. Just make sure to have a spreadsheet ready, because Saturn loves a good plan!
But let's not sugarcoat it. Saturn in Pisces could feel like your most cherished dreams are under scrutiny from a stern yet well-meaning examiner. It's like having your imaginary friend audited by the IRS! But trust me, this celestial "dad" just wants to help you clean up the mess and make your dreams come true. So, throw open that door, don your best "I'm listening" face, and absorb the wisdom he's doling out. You might discover it's more beneficial than you imagined.
Also, bear in mind that Pisces rules over sleep and dreams. So, with Saturn crashing in, you might find yourself tossing and turning more than usual. Fear not, my celestial friend! This is the perfect time to embrace the hippie within. Meditate, wander around in nature, take long, deep breaths, and nap like a cat in the sun. Just keep a dream journal handy. Who knows, Saturn might just drop some pearls of wisdom in those dreams!
So, buckle up, stargazers! Saturn in Pisces is going to be a wild ride. But remember, even when the universe feels like it's throwing cosmic curveballs, it's all part of the grand adventure. Keep your mind open, your heart strong, and don't forget to
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 19 Tau 05' 20", moving at 0 degrees per day, and is 2901108928km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus in Taurus: The Bull Meets the Rebel
Beam me up, Scotty! We're taking a space ride with Uranus, and oh boy, is it shaking up things for our dear old Taurus! You see, Taurus, our cosmic bull, is a creature of comfort. It loves a good siesta, stable Wi-Fi connection, and its favorite TV show running without any surprise plot twists. But here comes Uranus, the Doctor Who of our solar system, bringing changes faster than you can say "Timey Wimey". And Taurus, just like us during a software update, is not exactly thrilled. But hey, who said evolution was comfortable?
Now, Taurus has a PhD in Finance (from the University of Planetary Wisdom, no less), so when Uranus gatecrashes into Taurus' tranquil life, we can expect some cosmic-level financial disruptions. I'm talking Bitcoin replacing Monopoly money, banks turning into virtual spaceships, and the housing and stock markets playing musical chairs. Buckle up, folks, we're in for a seven-year rollercoaster ride!
On a personal front, Uranus in Taurus is pushing us to rethink our relationship with money. Forget about 'Bills, Bills, Bills', Destiny's Child got it wrong. Debt is so last century, taxes are as welcome as a Dalek at a peace convention, credit card interest is like a black hole for your hard-earned cash, and rent? Might as well live in a TARDIS – it's bigger on the inside anyway.
So, what's the message here? Change is inevitable. You can resist it, fight it, or even try to ignore it, but it’s as unavoidable as a clingy Cyberman. Let Uranus do its thing. Let it liberate you from the shackles of outdated financial habits and materialistic obsessions. After all, we're not just stardust and water, we're also made of change. And who knows? The changes we make now might just lead us to a future as stable and satisfying as a well-earned cup of tea after saving the universe. Again.
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 25 Pis 39' 43", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4570925727km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune Takes a Dip in Pisces
Alright, all you star gazers and celestial voyagers! Grab your telescopes and prepare for an intergalactic road trip because Neptune, that big blue gas giant, is doing the cosmic backstroke right through Pisces. That's right, it's pulled on its swim fins and snorkel and dived right into the deep end of the zodiac pool. As they say: when in Rome, do as the Romans do; and when in Neptune, we all become slightly more fish-like. It's science!
Now, this isn't some crazy 'fish people' apocalypse scenario (although, wouldn't that be a plot twist). No, Neptune in Pisces is like adding a shot of espresso to your spirituality latte. Imagine, if you will, a kaleidoscope of emotions and spirit merging with a space Hubble telescope - that's the kind of clarity we're talking about here. Suddenly, arguing over who gets the last slice of pizza seems about as important as a single grain of sand on Mars. We're all one, man. One cosmic pizza.
This planetary waltz is like a cosmic Kickstarter campaign for our collective progress and healing. It’s time to dust off those unique talents of yours, like your uncanny ability to arrange pasta in the shape of famous constellations, and use them for good. Neptune in Pisces is basically throwing down a spiritual gauntlet and challenging us all to level up.
So, whether you're drawn to take a course in astral projection, or feel the urge to construct a shrine to Neil deGrasse Tyson at home, now is the perfect time. And remember to share these out-of-this-world ideas with others because, after all, sharing is caring. Even in the cosmos! Neptune in Pisces, folks. The time is now. The place is here. And the dress code is... optional.
Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 00 Aqu 14' 04", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5372936609km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Pluto in Aquarius: A Galactic Get-Together of Epic Proportions
Listen up, star children! Pluto, that distant icy dwarf planet we all love to forget is actually part of our cosmic family, is doing a celestial cha-cha right into the very progressive sign of Aquarius. And let me tell you, it's going to be like a science fiction movie, only real, and without the popcorn. When I say Pluto is all about transformation, I'm not talking about your run-of-the-mill, change-your-hair-color-and-call-it-a-day kind of deal. No, no. We're talking soul-level, pull-yourself-apart-and-stitch-yourself-back-together kind of metamorphosis. Pluto is the Martha Stewart of the cosmos, all about decluttering outdated versions of ourselves to make space for a fresh, new IKEA-inspired interior, metaphorically speaking. Now, mix this with the forward-thinking, tech-savvy, humanitarian vibes of Aquarius, and we've got ourselves a galactic cocktail that could give even the Starship Enterprise a run for its money. Expect major shifts in science, technology, and yes, even space travel. Don't be surprised if Elon Musk announces a Tesla model that can teleport or if Siri suddenly develops existential angst. But it's not all intergalactic shenanigans; there's a deeper message here. Pluto in Aquarius wants us to rethink our place in the world. Sure, we've all been guilty of looking out for number one, but imagine a world where our first instinct is to ask, "What's best for everyone?" It's like taking the golden rule, putting it in a blender with altruism, and serving it up as the smoothie du jour. So, are you ready to answer the cosmic call? Will you join the ranks of those who are bravely stepping into a new era of unity and progress? Or will you stay stuck in the past, like a cassette tape in a world of Spotify? The stars are aligning, my friends. It's time to embrace the transformation and boldly go where no human has gone before!
Current Planetary Aspects
| Planet | Position |
|---|---|
| Sun | 07 Aqu 48' 16" |
| Moon | 05 Vir 31' 30" |
| Mercury | 18 Cap 12' 26" |
| Venus | 06 Cap 01' 44" |
| Mars | 17 Cap 46' 56" |
| Jupiter | 06 Tau 54' 60" |
| Saturn | 06 Pis 00' 58" |
| Uranus | 19 Tau 05' 20" |
| Neptune | 25 Pis 39' 43" |
| Pluto | 00 Aqu 14' 04" |
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Square Jupiter
Today will be one of optimism and self-confidence. Your only danger is in becoming over-confident. Don't bite off more than you can chew. Watch the tendency towards self-aggrandizement, false pride, and over-indulgence in food and drink. Don't overspend, as you are likely to feel extravagant today.Although their intentions are generally good, people with challenging aspects between the Sun and Jupiter are given to overdoing things. They can easily gloss over realistic details and get themselves into debt, overindulge in pleasures such as food and drink, and promise more than they can deliver.For the most part, they find help for their excesses. Somebody’s there to bail them out, as plenty of people believe that their hearts are in the right place. Generally, this is the case, but if excessive behavior becomes a pattern, and the natives continually face light consequences, there is the danger that they will not learn from their mistakes and abuse the “system”, relying on their friends and family to help them out a little too often. Their reputation for being good people, thus, can eventually be used to further their purposes.However, many people with this aspect don’t fall into the trap of losing their sincerity. They are generous, helpful, and charitable. Still, the tendency to live beyond their means is a real threat that many struggle with much of their lives. Another thing to watch for is depression. These people tend to go through periods of intense highs when they are excessively optimistic. These periods are so marked that they seem to be unnatural and a fall seems to be inevitable. They can make promises they intend to keep, but have a problem with follow-through. Self-control can be a real problem. Usually quite knowledgeable and generous with their time, these people have many talents that they may take for granted.Some Famous People with Sun in Hard Aspect to Jupiter: Squares – Billy Crystal, Ian Scott Anderson (Jethro Tull), Nell Carter, Edgar Cayce, Linda Goodman, George Lucas, the Olsen twins, Dolly Parton, John Ritter, Oscar Wilde; Oppositions – Robert Duvall, Beau Bridges, Monica Lewinsky, James Earl Jones, Kevin Costner.Alternate interpretations:Note: The square, semi-square, sesquiquadrate, and opposition are also called “hard”, “challenging”, or “inharmonious” aspects.Sun in hard aspect to Jupiter: Part of your soul purpose is to promote growth and expansion, whether material, intellectual, or spiritual. You are impelled to be involved in large enterprises that have broad social consequences and influence many people, and you need a rather large arena in which to make the impact you wish. You dream BIG dreams and generally possess the self confidence to promote yourself and your ideas on a wide scale. Your willingness to take risks and to branch out into areas you have yet to explore, along with your ability to project into the future and to see the big picture, all add to your capacity to come to prominence and succeed in life in a big way. However, just as unchecked growth and over-development can lead to undesirable consequences for, say, the natural environment, so too can your own urge for “more” or “bigger” have harmful effects. When out of balance, you are prone to exaggerate, to be ostentatious and pretentious, to be overly optimistic and promise things that you can not reasonably do, and to be seemingly unable to limit or restrict yourself in a realistic way. The ego-gratifications you get from being a “big-wig” may become a primary motivation rather than simply an offshoot of your accomplishments. You may be unwilling to pay your dues, too quick to try a shortcut (moral or otherwise) in your eagerness to gain your aspirations. You may also have enjoyed “favored son” or “favored daughter” status in your household growing up, and thus expect things to come easily to you. Generally they do, but relying too much on this kind of luck can lead to errors of judgment on your part, not to mention major disappointments. On a physical level, over consumption could lead to overweight and/or problems with your liver.At your finest, though, you have a generous heart, a positive spirit, and the desire to live for something bigger than yourself. Using these gifts, you can contribute much good to the world as well as your own spiritual refinement. The qualities of hope and joy are also yours to transmit to the world. — Interpretation from the Karmic Insight report.Sun square Jupiter: You have big aspirations and the desire to succeed in life in a grand way. You tend to exaggerate, to promise more than is possible, and to misjudge through being overly optimistic. However, you never lose your hopes for the future. Restlessness and discontent with responsibilities and limitations in life can be troublesome for you. — Interpretation from the Merlin Report.Sun square Jupiter: You tend to be stubborn and unable to make solid career choices. You get carried away and go off in directions contrary to your actual needs. Your judgment in vocational matters is often off, sending you on a wild goose chase. In addition, there is possible difficulty with authorities and the law and/or differences with older people. To use an old adage, you can (at times) be your own worst enemy. The advice of a trusted friend regarding career is to be recommended. — Interpretation from Zet Software.Sun square Jupiter: (The Pompous) Your eye is very much on the “donut” and not on the “hole.” You are a citizen of the world and an eager learner, so benefit by extensive travel. Others are excited by your dynamic presence and what you have to say, unless you spoil your image by exaggerating reality or monopolize center stage to hear your own voice. Then, those great gulps of life you devour can distend your ego as well as your waistline and result in chronic social indigestion. — Interpretation from the Spirit Success report.Mercury Conjunct Mars
Pour constructive energy and action into communication, writing, reading and anything of a mental nature. Do all your errands today. Your mind is active and it may be difficult at times to slow it down and relax. Your nerves are wound up and it may be necessary for you at some time today to force yourself to seek a quiet place and recoup your strength. Watch a tendency to argue with friends, display impatience, especially while driving, and to generally be on edge. Do not let your high energy level today cause you to become reckless or careless. Pay attention to the things you do and slow down a bit. Remember, discipline. You feel very self-assertive today. Do not let your ego ride roughshod over the people you deal with today. Control your temper AND your tongue. Avoid petty gossip and talking about people behind their backs.