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22 January, 2024
Solar activity was low. Region 3559 (N27E22, Fkc/beta-gamma) produced the bulk of this periods C-class flare activity, the largest of which was a C6.7 flare at 21/1935 UTC. Region 3559 exhibited strong growth with increased areal extent and total spot count, and developed a more complex magnetic field structure. Minor growth was observed in Regions 3560 (S10E22, Cri/beta), 3561 (S16W16, Dri/beta), and 3562 (S08W27, Dao/beta). The remaining regions were stable.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters were nominal. Solar wind speeds were steady at around 400 km/s, total field strength ranged 3-7 nT, and the Bz component varied +7/-5 nT.
There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 30% chance of a minor event, a 35% chance of a moderate event, and a 15% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Gemini, at 21 degrees, 46' 29", at a velocity of 12.78 degrees per day.
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.5 days old. It is 386995.2 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb, 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Aquarius
The Sun is at 01 Aqu 42' 17", and is 147220771km away and receding.
The Moon is in Gemini
The Moon will change from Gemini to Cancer in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 21 Gem 46' 29", and is 390748km away and receding.Moon Is In Gemini
Good day, star gazers! I hope you’re as excited as I am because the Moon has pulled a fast one and slipped into Gemini, faster than Han Solo making the Kessel Run. Now, don't go staring at the sky with your binoculars, you won't physically see any difference. But trust me, in the language of cosmos, it's like Yoda just started speaking in Shakespearean English. Gemini, the zodiac's own dynamic duo, is hosting our dear Moon, only 390,557.207550949km away. (No need to fiddle with your T-14 Hyperdrive, that's a hop, skip and a jump in intergalactic terms). This is no trivial occurrence, my friends! It's as if Chewbacca decided to shave off all his fur for charity. It's unexpected, it's entertaining, and it's a bit unnerving! Now, what does this mean for you? Well, imagine you’re Luke Skywalker, and instead of Tatooine, you wake up on the Ewok's planet. That’s right, prepare yourself for an unexpected twist! Gemini's dual nature, combined with the Moon's emotional influence could have you feeling like you're caught in a tractor beam of mixed emotions. One minute, you're soaring through the stars in the Millennium Falcon, the next you're stuck in a trash compactor with a dianoga. One minute you're joyful, the next you're as grumpy as a disgruntled wookie. But remember, even when Anakin Skywalker was at his lowest, he still had the potential to be Darth Vader. So, embrace these fluctuations, they're part of the journey towards understanding the Force within you. But don't fret, this celestial soap opera won’t last long. In the next 24 hours, the Moon will move from Gemini to Cancer. That's like going from the chaotic Mos Eisley Cantina to the serene Yoda’s swamp. A promise of some much-needed tranquility, or at least a break from the bipolarity of Gemini. So carry on, my brave Jedis, and may the Force (and the Moon in Gemini) be with you!Mercury is in Capricorn
Mercury is prograde at 09 Cap 55' 39", moving at 1.33 degrees per day, and is 175710303km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Capricorn
Mercury In Capricorn: Galaxy Far, Far Away Edition
Well, well, well, folks. It seems our dear friend Mercury has decided to put on its Darth Vader helmet and set up camp in the realm of the Capricorns. Now, I know what you're thinking, "My horoscope is being read by a Star Wars villain?" Not quite, dearest stargazers, but we've got some serious Empire vibes going on here.
Capricorn, our dedicated workhorse of the zodiac, is very much the Emperor Palpatine of astrological signs - always looking for efficiency and success. Its influence sharpens our thoughts like a lightsaber, helping us cut through the noise of our minds and focus on what matters. This isn't the mind trick you're used to; this is Mercury-in-Capricorn-logic, baby!
And it’s not just about clearing mental clutter. Oh no, this transit is like building your very own Death Star of ideas. Your thoughts begin to align like stormtroopers in formation, creating a clear path to achieving your goals. Imagine your ideas as Lego pieces, and you're busy building that Millennium Falcon model you've been eyeing for months.
But hold up! Don't let the Dark Side take over completely. While Capricorn's influence allows us to channel our inner Vader and be more assertive, it can also make us a tad...well...bossy. Remember, this isn't the Galactic Empire, and we're not trying to Force choke anyone into submission. So, let's keep the power struggles to a minimum and focus on working together to build our Death Stars, shall we?
So, folks, while Mercury takes its starship and cruises through the galaxy of Capricorn, buckle up, keep your lightsabers handy, and remember: The Force is strong with this one.
Venus is in Sagittarius
Venus is prograde at 28 Sag 38' 29", moving at 1.23 degrees per day, and is 195789323km away and receding.
Venus Is In Sagittarius
It's Showtime, Venus in Sagittarius!
Howdy, star gazers! Buckle up, because we're about to embark on a cosmic ride that's as thrilling as binging on your favorite sci-fi series. Let's talk about Venus, our galactic diva, who's currently doing her sultry samba in Sagittarius. You know what they say, "distance makes the heart grow fonder," and with Venus a whopping 195,749,433.537324697km away, we're talking some serious celestial longing here. And guess what? She's strutting her stuff in prograde! Now, let's get one thing straight, when Venus is grooving through Sagittarius, it's like your heart just downed a triple espresso. Suddenly, life seems full of opportunities, as if someone just knocked over the LEGO box of possibilities. Sagittarius is the Indiana Jones of the zodiac, so expect a strong urge for adventure. Feel like swapping your stale routines for something shiny and new? Go for it! But remember, while Venus is playing footsie with Sagittarius, love is like a free WiFi connection - open and unrestricted. For those hitched, it might be time to spice things up a bit. Ever thought about salsa dancing in Spain? Or maybe learning Klingon together? Now's the time! For my single friends, remember that love could be lurking in the most unexpected corners – like that book club you’ve been avoiding, or in the middle of a trek in the Himalayas. But beware! Honesty is the best policy while Venus is in Sagittarius. Things may seem larger-than-life during this transit, but don't let the glitz fool you. That tall, dark, handsome stranger might just turn out to be... well, short and bald. And let's talk about the elephant in the room - money. Venus in Sagittarius can make you feel like a kid in a candy store with your parent's credit card. Watch out for that impulsive spending, folks! Unless of course, it’s for that Quantum Physics course you've been eyeing or that trip to Mars Elon Musk keeps promising. With Venus in Sagittarius, we're all getting a golden ticket to the optimism factory. So, let's pump out those positive vibes, because what you give, the universe returns - with interest! So, there you have it, folks. Venus in SagittariusMars is in Capricorn
Mars is prograde at 13 Cap 14' 08", moving at 0.76 degrees per day, and is 352131469km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Capricorn
When Mars Pulls a Leia in Capricorn
Alright, Space Cowboys, it's time to buckle up and get serious. Mars has dropped anchor in the Capricorn quadrant, and boy does it mean business! You see, when Mars, the Red Giant of action, ambition, and sometimes rash decisions, lands in the starry fields of pragmatic Capricorn, we're in for a cosmic mashup that's more epic than encountering an Ewok piloting the Millennium Falcon.
No more chasing after alien pipedreams or impulsively hyperjumping into a black hole. Kinda like how Leia would never fall for Han's "I know" line twice! Instead, we're putting on our Jedi cloaks, activating our lightsabers, and looking at life through the lens of Obi-Wan Kenobi's hologram. Time to strategize, plan our next galactic move, and get down to turning our starship dreams into tangible realities.
Think of this as your very own Death Star construction project. Mars in Capricorn wants you to question why you're building it (hopefully not to blow up planets), how you're going to do it, and set clearer goals to make sure you don't end up with a thermal exhaust port weakness. This is the cosmic council telling you to take that unfinished manuscript, dusty startup idea, or half-built Lego Death Star and get to some serious galaxy-dominating work.
But don't get too lost in the dark side, my fellow star wanderers. Mars and Capricorn might be tougher than a Wookiee in a wrestling match, but they can also be as blindly ambitious as a Sith Lord on a power trip. Remember, it's not just about climbing the ladder of success; it's about not Force-choking others on your way up. Show a little compassion, because no one wants to end up like Darth Vader, right?
So, to sum up, this is the time for less talk and more action. It's time to channel your inner Leia Organa - be bold, be brave, but also be kind. Now, may the Force - and Mars in Capricorn - be with you!
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 06 Tau 25' 02", moving at 0.07 degrees per day, and is 719710666km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Big Jupe's Taurus Tango
Alright folks, get ready to buckle up your spaceship seatbelts because Jupiter, the king of cosmic wisdom and deep thoughts, has shimmied its way into Taurus. Now, if you're thinking "What the Hubble does that mean?" let me break it down for you.
Jupiter in Taurus is like Yoda moving into a hobbit hole – it’s about taking the profound and making it practical. We all have those grand dreams, right? Building a moon base, inventing zero-calorie chocolate, figuring out how to clone dinosaurs... okay, maybe that last one is just me. But Jupiter and Taurus are going to help you channel your inner project manager, with a dash of Jedi Master, to start making those dreams a reality.
And yes, it's not just about achieving your goals, but also about stuffing your pockets with a bit more coin. Jupiter is basically the Oprah of planets - "You get good luck! And you get fortune!" - while Taurus has a thing for the bling. So, don't be too surprised if a golden opportunity, or maybe a golden asteroid, comes hurtling your way.
But be warned, my star-crossed friends. Taurus likes the finer things in life and tends to say "yes" more often than a bobblehead in a windstorm. And when Jupiter, the planet of expansion, waltzes into Taurussian territory, we might find ourselves caught in a cosmic candy store. So, practice some interstellar impulse control—or you might end up with a spacesuit that's a bit too snug post transit.
So, to sum it up: Jupiter’s in Taurus. It's a time for dreaming big and acting practical. For financial growth and cosmic caution. And remember, in the great cosmic dance of the universe, it's not about getting the steps right, but enjoying the music. Now, go out there and dance like no one's watching—except maybe Jupiter.
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 05 Pis 21' 11", moving at 0.11 degrees per day, and is 1576075514km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Galactic Traffic Update: Saturn in Pisces
Well hello there, stellular navigator. It's time for your cosmic report and let me tell you, it's a doozy! Saturn, that big ol' ringed taskmaster, is taking a deep dive into the watery depths of Pisces. Picture it: a stern professor wearing swim fins and snorkel gear. Sounds ridiculous, right? Well, that's the universe for you!
Now, this isn't just about Saturn deciding to take a vacation in fish land, oh no! This is about us. You, me, and your weird neighbor who believes in aliens. We're being invited - scratch that, ORDERED - to look at our wildest dreams under a microscope. You know that book you've been thinking about writing? Or that business you've been itching to start? Now's the time to sit down, do some serious planning, and perhaps even draft a budget. I know, I know! Budgets are about as fun as a root canal, but trust me, Saturn wouldn't make us do it if it wasn’t necessary.
But don't think this is going to be a walk in the park, my friend. Saturn is like that judgmental relative who always asks about your life plans during family gatherings. It can feel intrusive, sure, but remember: they mean well. So, brace yourself, open the door and listen. You might find that Saturn's advice is more helpful than you'd like to admit.
During this planetary meet-up, you might feel a bit restless, anxious, or even have trouble sleeping. But don't panic! This is a great time for some self-care. Meditate, take a walk in the woods, breathe deeply and maybe even try to catch some Z's. Just be sure to keep a dream journal handy, you never know what wisdom might come swimming up from the depths of your subconscious. So buckle up, space cowboy, and let's navigate this astrological adventure together. Saturn in Pisces is here, and it's ready to make some waves!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 19 Tau 05' 58", moving backwards at 0 degrees per day, and is 2886262097km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Ahoy there, celestial voyagers! Today, we're going to chat about our dear Uncle Uranus who is currently crashing at Cousin Taurus’ place. Now, I know what you're thinking - "Uranus is 2,886,187,581.714182377km away, how will this affect my Netflix binge?" Well, sit tight, because this cosmic sleepover is going to shake things up! You see, Taurus is a bit like that old recliner in your living room. Comfortable, familiar, and highly resistant to being replaced by some newfangled IKEA contraption. Taurus likes the good ol' days, when bread was bread and cryptocurrency was something only in sci-fi novels. But here comes Uranus, the cosmic equivalent of that eccentric uncle who insists on using a self-driving electric car instead of a good old-fashioned horse. This might feel uncomfortable for a while, especially for Taurus, who prefers their change gradual and their stock market predictable. But guess what, folks? Uranus doesn’t care about your five-year investment plan! It's here to revolutionize, not to stick to the status quo. Now, don't panic! Yes, Uranus’ stay in Taurus may bring uncertainty, but it also brings innovation. Imagine a world where money grows on trees, or rather, on computer processing power. That's right, Uranus could bring forth new forms of currency, and make you rethink your entire relationship with your wallet. On a personal level, this is your chance to break free from the shackles of conventional financial wisdom, which is just a fancy term for "debt". It's time to liberate yourself from those credit card bills, the rent that's too high, and the mortgage that feels like your own personal Mount Everest. And remember, change is not always a bad thing! Just like a good sci-fi plot twist, it keeps things interesting. So, embrace this cosmic shake-up and remember, the Universe is like a giant cosmic roller coaster - sometimes you just got to throw your hands up and enjoy the ride!Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 25 Pis 30' 11", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4558817386km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Oh, beam me up, Scotty! As we enter the cosmic playground with Neptune frolicking in Pisces, we're all about to get a serving of galactic soup, garnished with a sprinkle of stardust. Oh, don't worry, it's gluten-free! And before you ask, yes, it does come with a side of extra-dimensional fries. Neptune, that big blue smurf of the cosmos, 4.5 billion kilometers away (give or take a few hundred thousand), is currently doing the prograde shuffle. That's right folks, Neptune's decided to ditch the retrograde rumba for a while and is now dancing forward across the Piscean stage like an ethereal ballerina on space skates. So what does this mean for us stargazers? Well, wrap yourself in a blanket of cosmic wisdom, because it's time to merge your emotions like a well-crafted Excel spreadsheet. Neptune's got the macro, Pisces has got the data, and together, they're about to open up your third eye to a pie chart of enlightenment. Petty differences? Pah! Toss those out into the cosmic trash bin. Neptune in Pisces is about as interested in your bickering as a dolphin is in quadratic equations. It's all about unity, baby! Now's the time to dust off that crystal ball, enroll in that Harry Potter-themed Divination class, or maybe just build yourself a sacred space at home where you can connect with the universe. Think of it as your personal WiFi connection to the cosmos. Remember, dear star children, Neptune in Pisces isn't just a cosmic event, it's a cosmic party! So put your dancing shoes on, tune in, turn on, and drop out into the embrace of the universe. The cosmos has got your back, and it's playing your favorite song.Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 00 Aqu 02' 24", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5373492440km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Pluto Squares Up with Aquarius: A Galactic Tango of Transformation
Alright, cosmic comrades, buckle up! Our funky friend Pluto, known in the celestial community as the planet of death and rebirth (sounds like a heavy metal band, right?), is shimmying into Aquarius' space. And when Pluto starts to do-si-do with Aquarius, we're talking about a seismic shift in our cosmic consciousness. Yep, things are about to get real sci-fi, real fast.
Now, before you start imagining a dystopian future with hoverboards and extraterrestrial neighbors, let's clarify one thing: this transformation is not your everyday "I'm going to start my diet on Monday" kind of change. It's more like shedding your skin, or perhaps more accurately, shedding your soul’s outdated wardrobe. Pluto is all about releasing old identities that are so last season, making room for a fresh, runway-ready you. It's like getting an extreme soul makeover, and darling, it's about time!
This celestial shake-up doesn't just stop at the personal level. Oh no, we're going big – global, even! With Pluto in Aquarius, expect to see significant leaps and bounds in science, technology, and space travel. We're talking teleportation, time travel, chicken nuggets that are actually good for you – okay, maybe not the last one, but a hippie astrologer can dream, right?
But seriously, the real magic happens when Aquarius, the sign of progress, and Pluto, the planet of transformation, join forces. They are the ultimate power couple, pushing for massive shifts in civil rights, humanitarianism, and unity. The cool kids at the cosmic party will be those who value cooperation and empathy. So, if you've been playing the lone wolf, it's time to join the pack and start valuing the lives and experiences of others.
Pluto in Aquarius is an invitation to change how we see ourselves and our place in the universe. Maybe it’s time to put on our intergalactic thinking caps and consider what's best for the entire cosmic crew, not just our individual selves. After all, there's no 'I' in 'Universe.' Well, actually there is, but you get my point. So, are you ready to answer this cosmic call to action? Only time (and space) will tell!
Current Planetary Aspects
| Planet | Position |
|---|---|
| Sun | 01 Aqu 42' 17" |
| Moon | 21 Gem 46' 29" |
| Mercury | 09 Cap 55' 39" |
| Venus | 28 Sag 38' 29" |
| Mars | 13 Cap 14' 08" |
| Jupiter | 06 Tau 25' 02" |
| Saturn | 05 Pis 21' 11" |
| Uranus | 19 Tau 05' 58" R |
| Neptune | 25 Pis 30' 11" |
| Pluto | 00 Aqu 02' 24" |
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Conjunct Pluto
You may feel strong forces at work today, forces of will, power, transformation, and regeneration. These forces might manifest as a desire to build or create something new or to make some sweeping change in your life. They might also appear in some sort of power play or desire to control someone. Realize that you can't control anyone but yourself and use the energies today to gain greater self-control and humility. Ego conflicts can be intense today.
Mercury Conjunct Mars
Pour constructive energy and action into communication, writing, reading and anything of a mental nature. Do all your errands today. Your mind is active and it may be difficult at times to slow it down and relax. Your nerves are wound up and it may be necessary for you at some time today to force yourself to seek a quiet place and recoup your strength. Watch a tendency to argue with friends, display impatience, especially while driving, and to generally be on edge. Do not let your high energy level today cause you to become reckless or careless. Pay attention to the things you do and slow down a bit. Remember, discipline. You feel very self-assertive today. Do not let your ego ride roughshod over the people you deal with today. Control your temper AND your tongue. Avoid petty gossip and talking about people behind their backs.