The Sun

The Sun is in Sagittarius

The Sun is at 16 Sag 53' 43", and is 147357130km away and approaching.

The Moon

The Moon is in Scorpio

The Moon is at 01 Sco 26' 27", and is 392370km away and approaching.

Moon Is In Scorpio

Ahoy there, celestial sailors! Now hold on to your quantum pants because the Moon is doing a sultry tango in Scorpio’s backyard tonight. Yes, you heard it right. And it’s not just any moonlit dance, oh no. The Moon is a whopping 392,624.939583654 km away. That’s about 2,830,287,457.18 cheese wheels lined up, for those of you stuck in a dairy-based unit system. Now, we all know Scorpio, the zodiac’s very own James Bond - mysterious, brooding and with an uncanny knack for stirring up intense emotions like a cosmic cocktail shaker. And when the Moon, our celestial nightlight, swims into this deep, dark sea...well, let's just say things can get a teensy bit intense. Imagine Spock finally admitting he has feelings or Neil Armstrong realizing he forgot his moon boots… on Earth. So, my dear star gazers, as the Moon tip-toes through Scorpio’s lair, don’t be surprised if the universe tries to pull off its best soap opera impression. Emotions may hit you like a rogue comet. Old secrets might surface like alien artifacts from a black hole. But hey, it’s all part of this wacky cosmic ballet we call life. My advice? Embrace the intensity. Take a deep breath, grab your telescope (or your tin-foil hat, if that's more your style) and look up at the stars. Remember, we’re all just science experiments in the universe’s grand laboratory. So, whether you're dealing with zero gravity heartbreak or wrestling with extraterrestrial existential angst, know that it's all just part of the cosmic journey. Peace out, space cadets!

Mercury

Mercury is in Capricorn

Mercury is prograde at 07 Cap 12' 09", moving at 0.6 degrees per day, and is 135100820km away and approaching.

Mercury Is In Capricorn

Mercury in Capricorn: Time to Kick Some Galactic Goals!

All right, star children, buckle up! Mercury, our cosmic messenger and local interplanetary speedster, has decided to park itself in the realm of Capricorn. Now, Capricorn isn't your everyday, chill-out-in-the-nova, kind of sign. Oh no! It's more like that guy in the office who has five different color-coded planners and a mug that says "Success is my Middle Name." So, while Mercury is vacationing in the land of the Sea Goat (Yeah, I know, right? A goat-fish hybrid, because astrology wasn't weird enough already), we're going to start thinking like a Capricorn. That means efficiency, goals, and a mind sharper than a supernova. During this cosmic shindig, our thoughts become as organized as a well-maintained spaceship dashboard. Ideas? Check. Plans? Double check. Success? You bet your asteroids! We'll be piecing together our thoughts like a celestial jigsaw, until they form a perfect blueprint for world - nay, universe - domination. Or you know, finally starting that home bakery business. However, there's a teensy downside to this cosmic transit. Capricorn, bless its ambitious heart, tends to be a bit of a control freak. Like a black hole, it's always trying to pull everything into its gravitational sphere. So, while we're all thinking our ideas are the best thing since sliced bread (or the discovery of the Higgs Boson), we need to make sure we're not stepping on any intergalactic toes. Remember, no one likes a bossy boots, even if they're made of moon dust! So, let's make the most of Mercury in Capricorn, star gazers - it's time to shoot for the stars...just remember to bring a map!

Venus

Venus is in Scorpio

Venus is prograde at 05 Sco 17' 06", moving at 1.18 degrees per day, and is 154403047km away and receding.

Venus Is In Scorpio

Alright, stardust enthusiasts! Buckle up, because Venus, the cosmic equivalent of a rom-com, has just sashayed into Scorpio, the zodiac's dramatic film noir. And if you thought space was just about cool nebulas and black holes, well, you're in for a ride wilder than an alien abduction on a Tuesday afternoon! You know, Venus is usually all about chocolate truffles and heart emojis, she's sociable, friendly, and gives out affection like free Wi-Fi. But in Scorpio? Oh boy, it's like swapping your cupcake for a jalapeno. Scorpio doesn’t do small talk or casual dating. This sign wants passion, intensity and one heck of a deep dive into love. So let’s just say, your love life might get more clingy than a static-charged sock fresh from the dryer. This cosmic combo is less about Netflix and chill, and more about shining a cosmic flashlight on the hidden corners of your relationships. Remember those nagging thoughts you've been shoving under the mental rug? Well, they're about to pop up like a jack-in-the-box. Time to roll up our sleeves and dig into the nitty-gritty of our relationships. Oh, and did I mention power struggles and money issues might also come crashing through your door like an uninvited Dalek? Minor issues may suddenly loom larger than a Death Star, and how you spend your Galactic Credits might become a hot topic in any shared financial situation. But hey, what's life without a little drama, right? Venus in Scorpio might sound like a sci-fi horror flick, but trust me, it's not all doom and gloom. If you can navigate through the asteroid field, you might just find a stronger bond at the end of the tunnel. If you're ready for this emotional rollercoaster, it could be a transformative time that brings you closer than ever with your partner. Just think of it as an extreme couples' therapy… in space! So grab your lightsabers, space cadets, because love is about to get interstellar!

Mars

Mars is in Sagittarius

Mars is prograde at 10 Sag 38' 52", moving at 0.72 degrees per day, and is 371821408km away and approaching.

Mars Is In Sagittarius

Galactic Giggles: Mars Takes a Sabbatical in Sagittarius

Brace yourself, space wanderers, because Mars, our favorite celestial drama queen, is blazing through free-spirited Sagittarius like a rocket on a Red Bull binge. This means you're about to see possibilities pop up like mushrooms after a rainstorm. So, strap on your jetpacks, it's going to be a wild ride!

While Mars is doing the cosmic cha-cha in Sagittarius, we all get a taste of what it's like living life without those pesky boundaries. Mars here isn't just daydreaming about being an astronaut, it's actually building the spaceship. It's like having that friend who convinces you to go skydiving at 3 AM - it might sound crazy, but you'll have the time of your life (if you survive, of course).

But beware, my starry-eyed friends! With our Martian pal in Sagittarius, we're all prone to channel our inner Evel Knievel. We're more likely to gamble, overeat, overshare, or overspend, so remember to take a breath and count to ten before you decide to buy that life-size replica of the Starship Enterprise.

Now, under the influence of Mars in Sagittarius, we are hungry for everything - people, places, flavors, facts, beliefs. It's like turning into cosmic Pac-Man! We want to gobble up as much knowledge and experience as possible. You'll find more truth in a comic book than in a courtroom during this period. So, stay open and receptive, because the answers you need might be hidden in the most unexpected places - like in the lyrics of a David Bowie song, or in the pattern of coffee stains on your tabletop.

And, let's not forget about travel. Pack your bags (or at least your imagination) because there's no better time to explore than during Mars in Sagittarius. No, we're not talking about a lazy beach vacation - think more along the lines of an Indiana Jones-style adventure. But remember, exploration isn't just about passport stamps and foreign languages. Unearthing the mysteries of quantum physics, mastering the art of sushi-making, or immersing yourself in a Bollywood movie marathon can also be ways to satisfy that Sagittarian thirst for the unknown.

So, ready, set,

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Taurus

Jupiter is retrograde at 06 Tau 23' 54", moving backwards at 0.07 degrees per day, and is 626912015km away and receding.

Jupiter Is In Taurus

Well, well, well, space cadets, your favorite star-kissing astrologer is here with some cosmic news that's as juicy as a ripe alien fruit. Jupiter, the big guy of the zodiac, is currently hanging out in Taurus - and boy, is it a party! Now, Jupiter and Taurus are like the ultimate sci-fi dream team. Jupiter, the wise old professor with his head in the clouds, meets Taurus, the charming extraterrestrial who never forgets to stop and smell the roses... or the intergalactic equivalent. So, what does this mean for you? Picture yourself wandering through the bustling hub of an alien marketplace. You've got a pocketful of galactic credits, and there's a stall selling wisdom for a dime a dozen. And just like that, you realize - you've got wisdom to spare right inside of you! And that's not all, stargazers. Jupiter in Taurus is like getting a shiny new spaceship - it's time to set course for your dreams. Energized by Jupiter's ambition and Taurus' stubbornness, you'll find yourself creating detailed star charts and making hyper-jumps you never thought possible. But remember - with great power (or in this case, great planetary alignment) comes great responsibility. Taurus has a bit of a reputation for enjoying the cosmic cocktails a little too much, so be careful not to blow all your credits on the first shiny thing you see. In the grand galactic casino, Jupiter in Taurus could potentially bring you a jackpot - but only if you play your cards right. And let's face it, who wouldn't want to be space-rich? So, fellow interstellar travelers, gear up for a journey of self-discovery, abundance, and maybe even a little bit of extravagance. Just remember to keep your spacesuit grounded and your eyes on the stars!

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is prograde at 01 Pis 33' 28", moving at 0.06 degrees per day, and is 1489745931km away and receding.

Saturn Is In Pisces

Yowza, Saturn's Gone Fishin'!

Well, ain't this a shiny turn of cosmic events? Our ol' taskmaster friend Saturn has decided to take a swim in the deep waters of Pisces. Now, I ain't sayin' that this is gonna be like trying to herd cats through a black hole, but let's just say you might want to buckle up, buttercup.

See, Saturn in Pisces is like when you're sittin' pretty in the captain's chair, dreamin' about finally settlin' down on some quiet moon to pen your memoirs or open up a quaint little inn for wayward space travelers. And then, outta nowhere, the ship's AI starts drillin' you about fuel calculations and logistics. Ain't nobody got time for that, right?

But here's the gorram thing: that pesky AI, much like Saturn in Pisces, is just tryin' to keep you on track. Sure, it's a pain in the hindquarters, but it's also gonna make sure you don't end up floating aimlessly in the 'verse. So swallow your pride, grab your notepad (or digital equivalent), and get ready for some Ivy League-level life coaching from the universe.

Now, I ain't gonna sugarcoat it: this ain't gonna be easy peasy lemon squeezy. Saturn’s gonna barge into your private space, kickin' up dust and askin' uncomfortable questions about your dreams. It’s sorta like your stern daddy figure walkin' into your room uninvited. Sure, you could put up a "No Trespassing" sign, but that won’t stop him. Best advice? Open the door, listen to his wisdom, and remember, he's just tryin' to help, even if his bedside manner leaves a bit to be desired.

But here's the kicker: all this internal ponderin' might leave you feelin' restless, like a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. So take some time to find your Zen. Meditate, commune with nature, or curl up for a nap (with a dream journal nearby!). And don’t forget to get a good night’s sleep. You're gonna need your brain fully charged to navigate the mysteries of this cosmic phenomenon. Good luck out there, space cowboy!

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is retrograde at 20 Tau 03' 03", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 2802454409km away and receding.

Uranus Is In Taurus

Uranus in Taurus: Cosmic Cash Clash and Revolutionary Retail Therapy

Well, my cosmic comrades, buckle up your space boots because Uranus, the planet of surprise shindigs, is throwing a seven-year-long party in the sign of Taurus, the cosmic couch potato who'd rather re-watch Firefly for the hundredth time than face change. This is like inviting a punk rocker to a book club meeting about quantum physics - it's gonna be wild, weird, and definitely not status quo. But remember, even if we're all clinging to our comfort zones like a cat on a vacuum cleaner, change is as inevitable as getting lost on Wikipedia at 3 am.

Now, let's talk about the elephant in the galaxy - money. Taurus is the Wall Street of the zodiac, but Uranus is about to turn it into a cosmic cryptocurrency conference. Imagine trying to pay for your latte with a handful of stardust and you'll get the idea. Banking as we know it might just become as outdated as dial-up internet (remember that?), and the housing and stock markets might go for a rollercoaster ride on the cosmic rails.

On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is going to be like that friend who convinces you to do a yard sale, only this time, you're selling your financial fears and materialistic mindset. Debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, mortgages - these are the old DVD collections gathering dust in the attic of your life. It's time for a spring clean, folks! We need to revolutionize our relationship with money and materialism or risk being left behind like a VHS tape in a streaming world.

Remember, Uranus isn't here to ruin your life, but to reboot it. Fighting it is as productive as arguing with autocorrect. The changes might feel like a caffeine crash at first, but they're here to bring us to a more stable and secure space - like upgrading from a rickety old bike to a spaceship. And hey, change might be scary, but it can also be as exciting as finding the perfect pizza toppings combo. So, let's embrace the cosmic chaos together!

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is prograde at 24 Pis 53' 25", moving at 0 degrees per day, and is 4450769029km away and receding.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Buckle up, stargazers, because Neptune, our solar system's resident drama queen is currently sashaying through the glittery realm of Pisces. Now, I don't want to alarm you but if you thought your emotions were on a rollercoaster before, well, honey, you ain't seen nothing yet! Neptune, you see, is like the cosmic equivalent of that super artsy friend who always has a paint-splattered smock on and sees life as one giant, abstract canvas. And Pisces? Well, they're the dreamy poets of the zodiac; the kind who can find deep existential meaning in a potato. Put these two together and you've got yourself a veritable buffet of emotions, dreams, and visions. Remember, this is coming from an astrologer who's part hippie, part nerd, and all about the science! So, what does this mean for you? Well, it's time to whip out your metaphorical microscope and start examining those feelings of yours. Do you feel like you're a tiny speck in the grand scheme of the universe? That's just Neptune in Pisces showing you the interconnectedness of all things. Feel like you're drowning in a sea of emotions? Yup, Neptune again. But fear not, my star-crossed friends, because this isn't about getting lost in the depths; it's about finding your way through them. Think of this transit as your personal invitation to a spiritual potluck. Everyone's bringing something to the table - talents, dreams, ideas, you name it. And your task? To figure out what unique dish you're adding to this cosmic buffet. Maybe it's time to finally write that poetry collection or learn how to play the theremin. Or perhaps it's about creating a sacred space in your home where you can connect with the divine, whatever that means to you. Remember, Neptune in Pisces isn't just about diving into the emotional deep end, it's about bringing back pearls of wisdom to share with the world. And if you feel like you're floundering, just remember that Neptune's got your back. After all, it didn't travel 4,450,701,171.412201881 km just to leave you high and dry!

Pluto

Pluto is in Capricorn

Pluto is prograde at 28 Cap 42' 19", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5330854159km away and receding.

Pluto Is In Capricorn

Pluto in Capricorn: A Final Frontier?

Gather 'round, fellow stargazers and extraterrestrial enthusiasts! This is Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Astrology, reporting from the bridge. We've got Pluto, our favorite misunderstood dwarf planet, hanging out in the sign of Capricorn. Now, don't let Pluto's size fool you - its influence is as powerful as a tractor beam on full power!

Both Pluto and Capricorn are no-nonsense entities, they're as focused as Mr. Spock during a Vulcan Mind Meld! During this transit, we might find ourselves so locked onto our own goals that we start ignoring the red alert sirens going off around us. Yes, success is important, but remember, crew members, it pays to listen to Uhura's intercom messages once in a while.

Pluto isn't just about rocking your world for kicks. It's pulling a Scotty on us, telling us we simply "cannae" continue with patterns that don't serve us anymore. But, to make the changes we need, we need to channel our inner Klingons for some good old-fashioned constructive destruction.

But heed my advice, dear friends, when you trigger the photon torpedoes of change, make sure to aim carefully. You don't want to blow up your own warp core reactor!

So, whether you're dealing with Tribbles or trying to negotiate with Romulans, remember: in space, no one can hear you scream...but they can definitely see you shine. Boldly go into this Pluto in Capricorn transit, friends. Engage!

Mercury

Mercury Sextile Venus

The pursuit of light pleasure gives happiness today. Spend time with friends in harmonious conversation. Go see a museum or go to an art gallery. Activities involving music are favored. Artistic stimulation of the mind is the keynote today.You are polite, choosing your words with care and love so as not to offend anyone. Your tactfulness stems from a distaste for disharmony and conflict. You are not always direct and honest as a result of this desire to please, appease, and keep the peace. You are able to understand others and make a great conversationalist. You aim for fairness in your dealings with others. You have a true appreciation for the arts, and strive to achieve balance and harmony in your social relationships, your writing and speech, and your personal environment. You might do business in the areas of art, design, relationships, counseling, or beauty.Some Famous People with Mercury Sextile Venus: Walt Disney, Sylvia Plath, George Sand, Alison Moyet, Peter O’Toole, Elisabeth Kubler-Ross, Jerry Lewis.

Mercury

Mercury Trine Jupiter

Your mental judgment is excellent today. Plans you make are well thought out, broad, and focused on seeing both the details and the larger picture. Travel, both mental and physical should be rewarding today. Take care of all legal issues and contracts as the force is with you today. Make long range plans now.Your ideas are big and your intentions noble. You are excellent at seeing the big picture, drawing conclusions, problem solving, and making accurate observations. You love to learn, and spend your life actively absorbing information. Many of you make good teachers with your sincere love of learning and sharing ideas with others. You are also very positive in your communications, readily inspiring others with what you say and how you say it. You are skilled at turning information into an advantage, and in some ways seem to be quite lucky. You are tolerant of other perspectives and ideas, and naturally avoid narrow-minded thinking–in fact you have a huge distaste for it. You are generally at ease conversing with people from all walks of life. You might be especially attracted to learning other languages and learning about foreign cultures. Travel is something that you are strongly attracted to.You are very tolerant, generous and optimistic. You always see the positive side of situations and you are very respectful of the traditions and opinions of others. You have a lot of ability for organizing and planning enterprises. You enjoy traveling and any other activity that helps expand your mind. You possess an ease of communication and the facility of learning other languages. — from the Adult report.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Mercury and Jupiter have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Some Famous People with Mercury in Harmonious Aspect to Jupiter: Trines – Jennifer Aniston, Lucie Arnaz, Tom Berger, Wade Boggs, Tony Curtis, Kirk Douglas, Lou Ferrigno, Sean Flannery, Marilyn Manson, Groucho Marx, Jim Morrison, Jack Nicholson, Diana Ross, Yves Saint-Laurent, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Oprah Winfrey.

Venus

Venus Opposite Jupiter

You will probably overindulge yourself today, with regrets later. This is true both with eating and spending. A distinct laziness may overcome you and you will want to be pampered. Self-discipline is needed in order to avoid trouble now or later. Others may think you are too spoiled. Don't procrastinate.These people are big-hearted and warm, with open hearts and a tendency to want to give a lot to the people they love. They can have some problems with following through on their promises, however–not because of any ill intent, but because they sometimes overestimate their personal capabilities, and want to do more, and give more, than is actually possible. At distinct times in their lives, they have a tendency to live beyond their means. They need to be cautious about the tendency to feel overly-optimistic or overly protected. Borrowing from their future and overdoing their indulgence in pleasures is a marked tendency. While people with the conjunction, sextile, or trine between Venus and Jupiter express their bigheartedness, tolerance, generosity, and magnanimity in a generally constant and natural manner, these same expressions for those people with the square, opposition, and quincunx between these planets tend to be problematic at times. Their need for growth, good humor, and fun in their relationships is marked, as is their disdain for insincerity. However, they may attract just those kinds of people simply because they are looking so hard for these traits that they assign them onto undeserving people!Moderation is the most important, and perhaps challenging, lesson in these people’s lives.Interpretation sample from the Your Spiritual Path report — Your sense of form and harmony extend into the important relationships of your life. You seek a strong philosophical connection to match the physical passion. Faithfulness is a key factor if your relationship is to support your spiritual growth, and trust has to work both ways in the partnership.Some Famous People with the Venus in Hard Aspect to Jupiter: Squares – Jason Alexander, Pearl Buck, Julia Child, Joe Cocker, Sean Connery, Alice Cooper, Billy Corgan, e.e. Cummings, John Denver, Michael J. Fox, Andy Gibb, Linda Goodman, Jim Jones, Jessica Lange, David Lynch, Dolly Parton, Tom Paxton, Robert Redford, Lynn Redgrave, Oral Roberts, Maria Shriver, Britney Spears, Tina Turner, Jon Voight, Betty White; Oppositions – Drew Carey, Billy Ray Cyprus, Victor Hugo, Quincy Jones, Tom Selleck, Cat Stevens.