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8 December, 2023
Solar activity was low. The largest flare was a C8.2 at 07/2057 UTC from Region 3513 (N18E40, Eai/beta-gamma). Slight growth was observed in the trailing spots of Region 3513 and in the leader spots of Region 3511 (S22W31, Dso/beta). Slight decay occurred in Regions 3505 (S16W50, Axx/alpha), 3510 (S15W33, Dso/beta), and 3514 (N09E51, Dso/beta).
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind speed continued to decrease from approximately 565 km/s to near 480 km/s. Total field ranged from 1-5 nT while the Bz component was between +3/-2 nT. Phi angle was mostly negative.
There is a 10% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Libra, at 19 degrees, 01' 18", at a velocity of 12.27 degrees per day.
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.9 days old. It is 399462.35 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec, 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Sagittarius
The Sun is at 15 Sag 52' 46", and is 147375881km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Libra
The Moon will change from Libra to Scorpio in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 19 Lib 01' 18", and is 396744km away and approaching.Moon Is In Libra
Alright, stargazers, grab your telescopes and skinny vanilla lattes because it's time to talk about the moon. The moon, you know, that big, glowing nightlight in the sky? Yeah, that one. Well, it's hanging out in Libra right now and boy, is it a kumbaya moment up there! Now, I know what you're thinking - "Libra, huh? Does that mean I have to start being all diplomatic and balanced?" Well, let me tell you, my dear celestial enthusiasts, balance is overrated! Just ask my yoga instructor... or don't, you'll probably get a 30-minute lecture about inner chi. But back to our lunar friend. It's not just any moon phase, it's a Libra moon phase. That means it's all about harmony, balance, and making sure everyone gets an equal slice of the cosmic pizza. So, if you've been feeling a bit off-kilter, maybe it's not that third cup of coffee. Maybe it's the universe subtly hinting that it's time for a little emotional Feng Shui. And what's this? Oh no! Hold onto your horoscopes, because in the next 24 hours, our moon is going to pack up its scales and move into Scorpio. And trust me, you thought Libra was a party... Scorpio is like the after-party with glow sticks and existential crises. But don't panic! Just remember, the universe is like a giant game of cosmic pinball and we're all just trying to avoid the flippers. So embrace the chaos, let your inner nerd flag fly, and remember, you're made of star stuff! So go forth, brave stargazers, and remember, tonight the moon is only a mere 396,964.220789343km away. But, hey, who's counting?Mercury is in Capricorn
Mercury is prograde at 06 Cap 32' 44", moving at 0.71 degrees per day, and is 138703524km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Capricorn
Hello, fellow celestial voyagers! Listen up, because Mercury, the head honcho of communication, has packed its bags and moved into the penthouse suite of the zodiac's CEO, Capricorn. So, what does this mean for us mere Earthlings? Well, let me break it down. In the cosmic boardroom, Capricorn is the one with the espresso machine, the five-year plan, and the corner office. Yes, our goat-fish friend is all about efficiency, structure, and a healthy dose of ambition. So, as Mercury joins this planetary power-lunch, expect your thoughts to suddenly have the precision of a finely tuned Swiss watch. Your ideas, which usually feel like a roomful of hyperactive squirrels, will now line up neatly, waiting their turn to be heard. It's like the universe has given you a cosmic clipboard, and your thoughts are getting serious about social distancing! But wait, there's more! With Mercury in Capricorn, we're not just thinking about our goals, we're acting on them. We've got the blueprints, the bricks, and the bulldozer - it's time to build those dreams into reality! However, before we go constructing our empires, remember that Capricorn has a bit of a reputation when it comes to hierarchies. You know, the kind that involve corner offices and espresso machines. So, while we're all giddy with goal-setting, let's remember to play nice. Nobody likes a celestial dictator! And one final note, fellow stargazers. As we journey through this transit, remember to enjoy the ride. After all, even a Capricorn knows how to let their hair down…once the work is done, of course! So, grab your cosmic hard hat and let's get to building. The stars are waiting…and so is that espresso machine!Venus is in Scorpio
Venus is prograde at 04 Sco 06' 05", moving at 1.18 degrees per day, and is 153371894km away and receding.
Venus Is In Scorpio
Greetings, celestial beings! It's your favorite comedic astrologer and part-time science nerd here, bringing you the latest in interstellar news. So, buckle up, grab your telescope, and hold onto your pants because Venus has officially slid into Scorpio's DMs. Venus, that little love guru in the cosmos, is all about relationships, social butterflies, and doling out affection like free samples at a food market. Meanwhile, Scorpio, the brooding heartthrob of the zodiac, thrives on passion, diving headfirst into love like it's a mosh pit at a rock concert. When these two celestial heavyweights team up, we're craving intimate experiences more than a hipster craves artisanal coffee. Forget those breezy summer flings, my friends. We’re talking love that borders on obsessive, the kind that makes you want to tattoo your partner’s name on your...well, you get the idea. But here's the twist: Venus in Scorpio is like a cosmic flashlight, exposing the monsters under the bed in our relationships. Those nagging thoughts you've been shoving aside like unwanted pickles on your burger? They're front and center stage now, my friends. It's time to dive deep, uncover the truth, and expose it like a plot twist in a sci-fi thriller. And let's not forget the power struggles and money concerns - oh my! With Venus in Scorpio, subtle issues become as obvious as a Trekkie at a Star Wars convention. Shared finances might suddenly feel like a game of Monopoly that's gone on way too long. This could also be the time when you're suddenly more interested in financial investments than the latest season of Stranger Things. But don't start stress-eating that tub of ice cream just yet. Venus in Scorpio might sound heavier than a black hole, but it can also lead to some seriously out-of-this-world bonding. If you're up for the emotional and physical challenge, this could be a transformative time that brings you and your partner closer than two electrons in a covalent bond. So, there you have it, folks. Venus in Scorpio: It's like a cosmic roller coaster ride, full of thrilling highs, terrifying lows, and probably a few unexpected loopty-loops. Here's to surviving the ride!Mars is in Sagittarius
Mars is prograde at 09 Sag 55' 27", moving at 0.72 degrees per day, and is 372167873km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Sagittarius
Mars in Sagittarius: A Galactic Adventure
Hey there, cosmic wanderers! Get ready to strap on your space boots because Mars is doing a flamenco dance in the house of our favorite celestial centaur, Sagittarius. It's like a high-energy cosmic rave where Mars is the DJ, and we're all getting down to the beats of boundless optimism and endless possibilities. No, really, it's like the universe had a few too many shots of espresso and now it's saying, "Look at me, I'm Neil Armstrong!"
When Mars, the planet of ambition, parks its spaceship in Sagittarius, the universe doesn't just whisper sweet nothings about our dreams, oh no. It grabs a megaphone and yells, "Get your buns off the couch and make those dreams a reality!" Even the obstacles are shaking in their boots. After all, who dares to stand in the way when we're riding high on the confidence of a seasoned astronaut?
But hold on to your telescopes, star gazers! The daring Mars in Sagittarius can also be a bit too...enthusiastic. It's like that one friend who, after watching a documentary on free-climbing, decides to scale the nearest skyscraper. So, let's remember to pack some moderation in our cosmic backpacks, okay?
During this interstellar phase, we're not just partygoers, we're explorers, philosophers, truth seekers! We yearn for the unknown like a black hole yearns for stars. But remember folks, seeking the truth doesn't necessarily mean you have to join an alien conspiracy theory group (although, no judgement if you do).
And guess what? It's travel time! And I don't mean booking a one-way ticket to Mars (although again, no judgement if you do). This isn't about sipping cocktails on a beach, it's about enriching our minds and hearts with new experiences. You can satisfy this cosmic wanderlust by cracking open a book, learning a new skill, or simply by trying that exotic cuisine you've always been curious about.
So, buckle up folks! It's time to boldly go where no man (or woman, or non-binary individual) has gone before!
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 06 Tau 28' 24", moving backwards at 0.08 degrees per day, and is 625343009km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Great Scott! Jupiter's parked its cosmic Winnebago in Taurus, and boy, is it making itself at home. It's like Doc Brown's flux capacitor—it's got that spark of genius (or madness, depending on who you ask). In this case, the genius is your own dormant wisdom, just waiting for you to hit 88 miles per hour. Jupiter, the big guy of the solar system and the Santa Claus of planets—always giving gifts of wisdom and growth—is encouraging you to tap into your inner Yoda. It's saying, "In you, the answers are. Seek them there, you must." So grab your hoverboard and navigate through the buzz of daily life towards your own spiritual Dagobah. Now, Jupiter in Taurus is like George McFly finally punching Biff—it's a chance to make a real impact, to step up and take charge of your dreams. With Jupiter’s adventurous spirit and Taurus’ stubborn-as-an-ox approach, you'll be making lists and checking off goals faster than the DeLorean can time-travel. On the flip side, Taurus is like a kid in a candy store, always wanting more. Combine that with Jupiter, the planet known for its "Go big or go home" attitude, and you've got the potential for some high-level cosmic indulgence. You might feel like you've struck gold in Hill Valley, but remember to keep a level head. Just because you CAN buy a hoverboard doesn't mean you SHOULD. So strap on your self-lacing shoes and get ready to embrace this cosmic journey. Just remember: "Your future is whatever you make it, so make it a good one!"Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 01 Pis 30' 01", moving at 0.06 degrees per day, and is 1487347968km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Ahem, cue the ominous music and prepare to have your starry world turned upside down. Saturn, the Darth Vader of our cosmos, has parked its rings in Pisces, your friendly neighborhood dream factory. You may feel like you're being sucked into a Death Star tractor beam, but my stars, this might just be the droid... er, alignment... you've been looking for. Saturn is your tough love coach here to whip your dreams into shape. It's gonna ask the hard questions like, "Is this the path to the Force, or are you just messing around with a lightsaber?" So, fetch your business plans, budget sheets, and loan options from your mental Millennium Falcon, because it's about to get real. Now, don't go all Han Solo with your "Never tell me the odds!" attitude. Yes, Saturn in Pisces could make you feel like a Wookiee with a bad case of fleas – restless, anxious, and prone to unintelligible growls. But remember, that's just Saturn playing the part of an overbearing Sith Lord, teaching you to harness the Force within. It's time to embrace your inner Yoda. Meditate, take walks in your personal Endor (the woods will do if you don't have a moon), breathe deep like you're practicing for a podrace, and prioritize sleep. And while you're at it, keep a dream journal handy. You never know when you might have a vision of a secret sister, a hidden lineage, or a new Death Star to blow up. So, as you traverse this galactic transit, remember: the Force is always with you. Just make sure you're also with the Force. And may Saturn in Pisces be with you, too. (Or, as Yoda might say, "With you, may Saturn in Pisces be.")Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 20 Tau 05' 13", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 2801315393km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus in Taurus: A Cosmic Rodeo of Change
Hold on to your telescopes, stargazers! Our rebellious celestial friend, Uranus, has decided to crash the steady and stable party of Taurus. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Taurus and change go together like socks and sandals - a fashion faux pas!" But alas, Uranus didn't get the memo and is serving us a cosmic cocktail of unexpected transformation. Taurus is looking at Uranus like a software update in the middle of a Netflix binge - inconvenient and highly unwelcome. But, as any good tech geek will tell you, those updates often fix bugs you didn't even know you had.
Now, Taurus is like that friend who still insists on paying with exact change, and Uranus is like that hipster barista introducing Bitcoin payment at your local coffee shop. We're talking about revolutionising money matters on a global scale. Expect some astrological Bitcoin or alien credit cards to pop up during Uranus's seven-year sleepover in Taurus. Banks might be as outdated as dial-up internet, and the housing and stock markets could be shaken like a Polaroid picture.
On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is like a cosmic Marie Kondo urging us to declutter our financial closets. Those cobwebs of debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, and mortgages are all being swept away. We're being pushed to redefine our relationship with money and materialism faster than you can say "minimalism". Resisting this change would be as futile as trying to argue with Spock about logic; it's happening whether we like it or not. The silver lining? This cosmic shake-up could lead us to a new level of stability - kind of like upgrading from a rickety old bike to a shiny new hoverboard. So, embrace the change, because after all, it's written in the stars!
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 24 Pis 53' 21", moving at 0 degrees per day, and is 4448201957km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Great Scott, fellow stargazers! Let's fire up the flux capacitor and get ready for a galactic journey! So, Neptune is in Pisces, right? Now, you might be thinking, "What's the big deal?" Well, it's like having a DeLorean that can travel through time, but instead of Marty McFly, you've got a whole planet at your disposal! Now, let's put this into perspective. Neptune, the big blue gas ball, is a whopping 4,448,134,311.068808556 kilometers away. Now, if you tried to drive there in your DeLorean at 88 mph, it would take you...well, a very long time. And guess what? Neptune doesn't care about your ETA because it's currently prograde! That's right, it's showing off its best side, spinning forward like a disco ball. Being in Pisces, Neptune is granting us a sort of cosmic X-ray vision. It's like suddenly discovering you've been wearing Doc Brown's special glasses that see through time and space, revealing our own inconsistencies. Suddenly, all those petty squabbles seem as relevant as whether you prefer your hoverboard in hot pink or electric blue. This celestial event is urging us to ask ourselves, "What can I bring to the intergalactic potluck of life?" We've all got something special, whether it's an out-of-this-world brownie recipe or a knack for levitating objects with our minds. Now, Neptune in Pisces is not just about introspection, it's also about taking action. Maybe it's time to sign up for that Quantum Physics course you've been eyeing or to start a meditation circle with your friends. Remember, in this cosmic dance, you're not alone. Neptune is there, cheering you on, sending vibes of unity and connection. It's like having your own personal cheerleader, only instead of pom-poms, they've got an entire planet. So, what are you waiting for? Adjust your goggles, rev up your DeLorean and let's hit the cosmic highway!Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 28 Cap 40' 47", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5329018846km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Well, folks, pull up a chair and lay your ears upon this cosmic tale. Our tiny friend Pluto, who is not-so-tiny in terms of its influence, has taken up residence in the grand ol' sign of Capricorn. Now, I know what you're thinking, "But isn't Pluto like 5,328,977,691.897038460km away?" Yes, my astute space cadets, it is indeed that far away, but remember, in the grand theater of the cosmos, distance is as subjective as the taste of tofu - it's all about perspective! Now, why should you care about this celestial shindig? Well, Pluto and Capricorn are like two peas in a pod; they're both all about success, power, and getting things done. They're like that ambitious friend we all have who sets five alarms each morning and actually uses them all - relentless, right? During this transit, you might find yourself feeling a bit... prickly, shall we say? You'll have your eye on the prize, and anyone who doesn’t share your viewpoint might find themselves on the receiving end of your frosty side. Remember, folks, just because someone else's idea of success involves watching every single episode of "Star Trek" in chronological order (and yes, that includes the animated series), doesn't make it any less valid. Pluto's mission is to help us shed our negative patterns like a snake shedding its skin. It's about constructive destruction. So, think of it as spring cleaning for your soul. You're going to have to get rid of that old, dusty mindset that's been cluttering up your mental attic. But remember, be careful with what you throw out. You don't want to accidentally toss out your sense of humor along with those bad habits. So, arm yourselves with patience, tolerance, and maybe a good telescope. Remember, the universe is a vast and wondrous place, and even when Pluto is 5 billion kilometers away, it still knows how to throw a heck of a party.Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Sextile Moon
There is a nice balance today between your emotional side and your ego. This will promote harmony between you and women, the public, family members, and children. Think about talking over emotional issues with the people you are close to as this transit brings harmony and a willingness to compromise and see the others' point of view.