By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 02 December 2023
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ChipWitch Today for 2 December, 2023

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2 December, 2023


Solar activity reached moderate levels due to an M1.1 flare at 01/0439 UTC from Region 3502 (N14W81, Cso/beta) and an M1.0 flare at 01/2120 UTC from Region 3500 (S18W44, Ekc/beta-gamma). Slight decay was observed in Region 3500. New Region 3509 (N10W50, Cri/beta) emerged in the NW quadrant while the remaining spotted regions were relatively stable.

The solar kp index is active, reinforcing retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.

Solar wind parameters indicated the arrival of multiple CMEs from 27 and 28 Nov. The first arrival was at 30/2337 UTC. Solar wind speed increased from approximately 335 km/s to near 440 km/s while total field increased from 5 nT to 12 nT. The second arrival was at 01/0853 UTC, when solar wind speed increased from approximately 406 km/s to near 510 km/s, and total field increased from 15 nT to 25 nT. Total field continued between 13 nT and 28 nT through the rest of the period while solar wind speed ranged from around 480 km/s to 560 km/s. The Bz component ranged from +/-26 nT. Phi angle was variable.

There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 30% chance of a minor event, a 30% chance of a moderate event, and a 20% chance of a strong event.


The waning moon is currently in Leo, at 07 degrees, 17' 18", at a velocity of 12.14 degrees per day.

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.5 days old. It is 402484.54 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec, 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec, 2023.


Planetary Information

The Sun

The Sun is in Sagittarius

The Sun is at 09 Sag 47' 30", and is 147501376km away and approaching.

The Moon

The Moon is in Leo

The Moon is at 07 Leo 17' 18", and is 400369km away and receding.

Moon Is In Leo

Greetings, Earthlings! Guess what? The Moon is on vacation in Leo's house, and boy, it's a roaring good time! I mean, technically the Moon is a staggering 400,204.383812029km away (yes, I counted. No, I didn't use my fingers), but in astrological terms, it's chilling in the celestial den of the lion. So, what does this mean for you? Well, it's time to channel your inner Mufasa and let out a mighty roar! But don't get too carried away, we don't need any stampedes. Just take this opportunity to embrace the qualities of Leo: courage, charisma, and a flair for the dramatic. Maybe even wear a bit more gold, or try out that bold new hairstyle you've been considering. Remember, Leos are natural born leaders, so don't be surprised if you find yourself stepping up, seizing the spotlight and purring with satisfaction. Just try not to turn into a total diva. You know how Simba reacted when Scar got a little too power-hungry... Also, the Moon in Leo could spark some serious creativity. This is a great time to start that novel about alien invasions and intergalactic love triangles you've been daydreaming about. Or, you know, just do some finger painting. Whatever floats your spaceship. In conclusion, while the Moon is lounging in Leo, remember to strut your stuff, roar (responsibly) at the top of your lungs, and channel your cosmic cat vibes. And remember, no matter how far away the Moon is, we're all under the same star-studded sky. Peace, love, and telescope grease, my friends!

Mercury

Mercury is in Capricorn

Mercury is prograde at 00 Cap 46' 14", moving at 1.15 degrees per day, and is 159252370km away and approaching.

Mercury Is In Capricorn

Hello, space voyagers! Gather around, as our cosmic travel agent Mercury has just checked in at the grand old hotel of Capricorn. And let me tell you, Mercury definitely didn't pack light. It brought along a suitcase filled with ambition, focus, and a dash of snappy business acumen. Now, Capricorn is no ordinary zodiac sign, oh no, it's the Elon Musk of the astrological world, always eyeing the next big venture. When Mercury vacations here, it can’t help but absorb some of that "work hard, play harder" attitude. You’ll find your grey cells buzzing with ideas, each one more promising than the last. It’s like a cosmic brainstorming session without the awkward icebreakers! In terms of communication, Mercury in Capricorn is like the best kind of text message: straight to the point, no emoji overkill. But beware, my celestial friends, because Capricorn can sometimes take the ‘direct approach’ too far, turning discussions into a game of ‘who’s the boss?’ faster than you can say "astronomical". But here's the real cosmic kicker: Mercury's stay in Capricorn gives our thoughts the structure they need. Ideas aren't just shooting stars whizzing by in random directions anymore. They're more like puzzle pieces, waiting to be arranged into a beautiful picture. Or, if you prefer a nerdy twist, think of them as Lego bricks of your very own Star Wars Death Star model. So embrace this transit, fellow stargazers. Let your ideas flow, build them into reality, and remember to communicate kindly. After all, even in the vast expanse of the universe, it’s nice to be nice.

Venus

Venus is in Libra

Venus is prograde at 27 Lib 02' 39", moving at 1.17 degrees per day, and is 147109685km away and receding.

Venus Is In Libra

Take a Galactic Gander - Venus is in Libra!

Hey stargazers! It's that time of the cosmic cycle again when Venus, the cosmic queen of love, sashays into Libra, the zodiac's own Miss Congeniality. Sounds like a match made in celestial heaven, right? Well, strap on your rocket boots and hold onto your telescopes, 'cause things are about to get harmonious up in here!

With Venus in Libra, things are less 'hot and heavy' and more 'cool and breezy'. Libra, being the peacemaker of the zodiac, prefers to keep the peace rather than rocking the spaceship. So, if you've been having more drama than a Star Trek rerun, then this transit might just be your intergalactic chill pill. This is not the time for brash Klingon behavior or rude Romulan retorts. Instead, it's all about diplomacy, akin to a Starfleet officer at a peace treaty signing.

Venus in Libra also reminds us that love is not a one-way wormhole, but a two-way interstellar highway. If you're stuck in a love triangle more complex than a tesseract, expect it to become glaringly obvious under this transit. But fear not, fellow sky-surfers! The beauty of this transit is that it also gives us the cosmic courage to straighten out these messy matters and hit the reset button on our partnerships.

And let's not forget – both Venus and Libra are total fashionistas of the solar system. With Venus in Libra, we're all about surrounding ourselves with beauty, whether that's a new nebula-inspired hairstyle or Saturn-ring inspired home decor. Go ahead, splurge a little! Buy that star-patterned scarf, get that galaxy-themed wallpaper. You'll be feeling breezier than a comet's tail and more confident than Neil Armstrong stepping on the moon for the first time.

So, folks, Venus in Libra is all about loving with all your heart and living lightly. So, cooperate like the crew of the Enterprise on a mission, strive for peace like a Jedi master, and enjoy this beautiful transit to the max!

Mars

Mars is in Sagittarius

Mars is prograde at 05 Sag 36' 04", moving at 0.72 degrees per day, and is 374128829km away and approaching.

Mars Is In Sagittarius

Mars In Sagittarius...Or As I Like To Call It, The Galactic Road Trip

Well, stargazers, buckle up! Mars just decided to take a cosmic detour through the expansive terrain of Sagittarius, and trust me, it's more exciting than finding an unclaimed bag of Cheetos at a Star Trek convention. Picture this: Mars, the celestial embodiment of energy and motivation, is packing up its rover and embarking on a road trip through the archer's territory. It's like taking Bear Grylls and dropping him in the world of Narnia; he'll make it work, but things are going to get interesting.

With Mars in Sagittarius, we're not just looking at the world through rose-tinted glasses, we're seeing it through a kaleidoscope of possibilities. Stumbling blocks? Nah, they're just another opportunity to show off our parkour skills. We're bold, we're confident, we're basically the Indiana Jones of our own lives right now. But remember folks, even Indy had to remember when to cool his jets. Let's avoid any Temple of Doom scenarios, shall we?

And while Mars is gallivanting through Sagittarius, it's like a cosmic buffet. We're sampling everything from exotic dishes to obscure philosophies. It's a bit like a spiritual smorgasbord, except instead of second helpings on meatballs, we're getting seconds on enlightenment. But let's not forget to keep our minds as open as our mouths during this feast of knowledge.

If you're feeling a sudden urge to dust off your passport or dive into the works of Nietzsche, don't panic. That's just Mars in Sagittarius giving you a nudge to expand your horizons. But remember, exploration isn't just about physical travel. It could be as simple as picking up that quantum physics book you've been avoiding on your shelf (admit it, we all have one). So go ahead, blast off into the cosmic unknown. Just remember to pack some snacks, it's a big universe out there!

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Taurus

Jupiter is retrograde at 06 Tau 59' 05", moving backwards at 0.09 degrees per day, and is 616680110km away and receding.

Jupiter Is In Taurus

Jupiter in Taurus: The Cosmic Bull Market

Alright folks, gather around your telescopes, because we've got a celestial stock exchange happening in the heavens! Jupiter, that big jovial gas giant, is on a cosmic road trip through Taurus, the zodiac’s most stubborn sign. It's like trying to convince your grandpa to trade his beloved old car for a hybrid; let's just say it's an interesting mix!

Now, Jupiter is all about wisdom, deep thoughts, and late-night philosophical debates, while Taurus would rather stick to its tried-and-true routine of binge-watching Netflix and eating pizza. So, what happens when these two cross paths? It's like a spiritual wake-up call from our inner Yoda, reminding us that "in you, the Force is."

This Jupiter-Taurus mashup is like a cosmic power-up for reaching those dreams you've tabbed on your browser but haven't dared to click on. With Jupiter's adventurous spirit and Taurus' legendary persistence, it's time to dust off that to-do list and start crossing off tasks like you're playing cosmic bingo.

And here's the cherry on top: Jupiter is Mr. Moneybags of the solar system, and Taurus is basically the Warren Buffet of the zodiac. So, when these two get together, it's like a cosmic casino where everyone's a high roller. Grab your lucky rabbit's foot, because it's time to check your financial health and explore opportunities for growth.

But let's not forget, Taurus has a knack for enjoying the finer things in life - yes, I'm talking about that extra slice of cheesecake that you absolutely don't need but absolutely want. With Jupiter's expansive energy in the mix, it's like having an all-access pass to the cosmic dessert buffet. But let's be careful not to overindulge, or we might find ourselves in a food coma of our own making.

So, let's take advantage of this cosmic bull run, check off those dream projects, and level up those savings accounts. But remember – even when Jupiter is in Taurus, moderation is key. Happy stargazing!

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is prograde at 01 Pis 11' 15", moving at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 1472770940km away and receding.

Saturn Is In Pisces

Hitch Your Wagon to Saturn in Pisces

Alright, all you celestial nerds and star-crossed dreamers, hold on to your telescopes because Saturn is doing a cosmic waltz with Pisces and things are about to get as real as that time you realized Pluto is no longer a planet. Ouch!

Saturn, the master of rules, and Pisces, the last of the zodiac signs, are now hanging out together like a pair of mismatched socks in your drawer. It's like that stern professor you had in college is suddenly roommates with your favorite bohemian artist. Weird, right? But bear with me.

When these two start whispering secrets, it's time to dust off those dreams you've been hoarding like vintage Star Wars action figures. Yeah, I'm talking about that book you've been meaning to write or that business you've been planning to start. Now is the perfect moment to let Saturn and Pisces coach you into making those dreams a reality. Roll out a budget plan, explore loan options, and basically, do all the grown-up things your inner hippie has been avoiding.

But be warned, my space cowboys and star maidens, Saturn doesn't play around. He might make you question your deepest desires, and let's be honest, nobody likes their daydreams interrogated. If Saturn catches you off guard, you might feel about as comfortable as a Trekkie at a Star Wars convention. But don't worry, just like that annoying know-it-all friend who always corrects your movie quotes, Saturn is only trying to help.

With all this psychic energy swirling around, don't be surprised if your sleep feels more like a Kubrick film than a peaceful slumber. Try to find your Zen: meditate, hike through the woods, practice deep breathing, and maybe even take a siesta. Just remember to keep your dream journal (or your smartphone's notes app) handy. You never know when Saturn might drop some wisdom that's as mind-blowing as the plot twist in your favorite sci-fi novel.

So strap in, stargazers. It's time to hitch your wagon to a shooting star and let Saturn in Pisces guide you through the cosmos of your dreams.

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is retrograde at 20 Tau 18' 40", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 2795380072km away and receding.

Uranus Is In Taurus

Uranus in Taurus: The Cosmic Bull in the China Shop

Gather 'round, stargazers! We've got a celestial doozy on our hands as the rebellious Uranus has decided to crash into the home of the pragmatic Taurus. Imagine Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory showing up at a zen meditation retreat... with a trombone. That's how well these two get along!

Taurus, the cosmic embodiment of "if it ain't broke, don't fix it," is getting an unwelcome visit from Uranus, the planet that's all about fixing things that ain't broke and breaking things that are. It's like inviting a bull into a china shop…if the bull had a PhD in astrophysics and the china shop was actually a meticulously arranged collection of vintage Star Wars figurines.

What does this mean for you? Well, let's talk money. Taurus is the Warren Buffett of the zodiac, solid, stable, and serious about finances. But with Uranus coming in like a tech-savvy Robin Hood, we can expect some serious disruption in the world of finance. Bitcoin might become the new dollar, banks might start looking more like Apple stores, and the stock market? Well, it could be a rollercoaster ride even a seasoned adrenaline junkie would think twice about.

On a personal level, this celestial shake-up is all about reevaluating our relationship with moolah. Debt, taxes, credit card interest - those villains that seem to suck the joy out of our paychecks are in for a surprise. Uranus in Taurus is like a cosmic Marie Kondo, encouraging us to declutter our financial lives and ask, "Does this investment bring me joy?"

Resistance, as they say in Star Trek, is futile. Uranus is here to liberate us from the shackles of financial monotony, whether we like it or not. But fear not! Change can be good, and this cosmic shake-up might just lead us to a place of greater stability. Embrace the change, folks. It's time to boldly go where no bank account has gone before!

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is retrograde at 24 Pis 53' 36", moving backwards at 0 degrees per day, and is 4432980763km away and receding.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Neptune in Pisces: A Cosmic Dance of the Water Kind

Zap! Zing! Zoom! That's Neptune, our favorite gas giant, doing the cha-cha slide right into Pisces. And boy, is it getting steamy up there! Imagine if Wall-E and EVE decided to breakdance on a cosmic dance floor. That's what's happening when Neptune snuggles up with Pisces.

Now, let me put my science goggles on. *adjusts faux glasses* Neptune is 4432914619.615924835km away (give or take a few kilometers, I'm not Google Maps, okay?). Despite its midlife crisis of going retrograde, this celestial tango can shoot some supercharged emotional GPS signals your way.

We find ourselves faced with an interstellar paradox, like Schrödinger's cat playing hide and seek in the cosmos. The Piscean focus on emotion merges with Neptune's tendency to be the hippie of the universe, dreaming of unity and peace, man. This cosmic combo brings us a clarity that cuts through fog like a lightsaber through butter.

So, what's the takeaway from this star-studded melodrama? It’s time for you to channel your inner Jedi and focus on what YOU can contribute towards the collective good. Ever thought about using your Netflix-bingeing skills to create a podcast about emotional intelligence? Or perhaps turning your knack for procrastination into a mindfulness blog? Neptune in Pisces is giving you the cosmic thumbs-up. Go for it!

Also, why not create a mini altar at home? Maybe a shrine dedicated to your favorite comic book hero or a sacred corner for your cherished LEGO collectibles. The energy of Neptune in Pisces is all about sharing and connecting with what feels sacred, even if that's Chewbacca or a vintage Millennium Falcon model.

Remember, during this cosmic boogie, the universe is your dance partner. So let's tango, shall we?

Pluto

Pluto is in Capricorn

Pluto is prograde at 28 Cap 32' 01", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5317347153km away and receding.

Pluto Is In Capricorn

Pluto In Capricorn: A Dalek's Guide to Cosmic Reorientation

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! Errr...I mean, welcome, my cosmic beings! Picture this. Pluto, that little non-planet planet (yeah, I'm still salty about that demotion) is shaking hands with the steadfast, ambitious Capricorn. Now, that's 5,317,301,911.293555260km of cosmic power play happening right above your heads! The universe is never dull, is it?

Now, both Pluto and Capricorn are like those nerdy kids in school who never knew when to stop studying. They're so focused on success and power, they might just forget there are other celestial entities in the universe. So, during this transit, don't be surprised if you find yourself turning into Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory, disregarding everyone else's ideas because 'you're always right.'

Don’t worry though, it's not all about steamrolling over others. Our buddy Pluto is also about pulling a Marie Kondo on our lives. It's time to EX-TER-MIN-ATE all those negative patterns and toxic habits that are as useful as a chocolate teapot. But remember, this isn't Doctor Who; you can't just hop into a TARDIS and undo any hasty destruction. Be as thoughtful about what you're discarding as you would be while choosing which Star Trek series is the best.

So, my lovely earthlings, gear up for this cosmic cleanup and keep an open mind, because remember, even Daleks learnt to say 'mercy' eventually!

Current Planetary Aspects

PlanetPosition
Sun09 Sag 47' 30"
Moon07 Leo 17' 18"
Mercury00 Cap 46' 14"
Venus27 Lib 02' 39"
Mars05 Sag 36' 04"
Jupiter06 Tau 59' 05" R
Saturn01 Pis 11' 15"
Uranus20 Tau 18' 40" R
Neptune24 Pis 53' 36" R
Pluto28 Cap 32' 01"

Current Planetary Positions

The Sun

Sun Trine Moon

There is a nice balance today between your emotional side and your ego. This will promote harmony with women, the public, family members, and children. Think about talking over emotional issues with the people you are close to as this transit brings harmony and a willingness to compromise and see the others' point of view.

When the Sun and Moon are in harmonious aspect, you may not be prepared for conflict and could be inclined to avoid rocking the boat. You may give in a little too often, if only to maintain a feeling of balance and harmony, as conflict is something not only disliked, it’s something you might fear. The tendency towards too much acceptance (of the self and of others) is most prominent with the trine. Question life, or run the risk of taking things for granted.

The Sun

Sun Conjunct Mars

You should have lots of energy and vitality today. Go out and get some exercise. Be careful not to get into arguments with your superiors or with people in authority, like policemen. Avoid confrontations that involve your ego. Instead, channel the energy and potential hostility into something creative like your favorite hobby. The important thing is to express yourself in a constructive manner. How about playing in the park with a group of children? Do not overexert yourself or put too much strain on your heart. This means controlling your temper. Anger is one of the hardest things on your heart. Don't lay out in the sun too long. You may burn easier today than normal. Watch yourself around the stove or anything hot. Focus on being humble. Put your ego in the backseat.

Mercury

Mercury Sextile Saturn

You have a keen eye for detail and a practical turn of mind today. Your thinking is deep, practical, organized, and deliberate. You are aware of every flaw in thought and material and your work today will be towards precision. Concentration is sharp and focused. Plans made today are well thought out and, because of this, will probably succeed.Your mind is well-disciplined when it needs to be, and you possess strong powers of organization and orderliness. You are good at detail work. You are a person who says what you mean and mean what you say, and you can be baffled by, or impatient with, those who don’t. You are very trustworthy and reliable, showing up on time for appointments due to a basic respect for others and for schedules and orderliness. You make a loyal friend. You are capable of exceptionally clear and realistic thinking. Making plans is something that comes naturally to you–you consider consequences and possible scenarios before arriving at a decision or embarking on something entirely new. You are somewhat of a doubting Thomas, and you don’t naturally jump up and down with excitement about new ideas or plans. Your conversations may at times be spare but to the point.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Mercury and Saturn have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently. Some Famous People with Mercury in Harmonious Aspect to Saturn: Sextiles – Edgar J. Hoover, Paul Newman, Olivia Newton-John, Pierre Trudeau; Trines – Wilem Dafoe, Sally Field, Ed McMahon, Raquel Welch, Robert Urich.

Venus

Venus Square Pluto

Strong desires and passions sometimes go along with this aspect. There may be the desire to completely change the partner or to completely transform any current relationship. Jealousy, possessiveness, and the desire to have control over others makes today's influence very difficult. You can't change someone else and you can't run their life, so stop trying or else the resentment they feel toward you will have destructive consequences. Make up your mind not to manipulate people.In an attempt to control the outcome of a love relationship, or the loved one’s feelings, you can turn to manipulative games. Even if you do “succeed” at it, there is never a feeling that you’ve won someone over for who you are, and this feeds a vicious cycle that you should try to avoid getting yourself into. Your feelings are intense, and even extreme, when it comes to love. You might attract intense relationships that have love-hate themes as a result. You are passionate when you love, definitely, but also passionate when you hate. You easily put pressure on your partner, as you expect much loyalty and honesty in your intimate relationships. Be careful not to let your relationships get to a point where your partner is superfluous and you are working through your own inner demons through him or her. Certainly, you will learn much about yourself through your relationships, and you may not always like what you see. You will meet yourself (the “darker” side or inner demons) through your relationships, and it will be critical that you recognize it as your own “material” and not project it onto your partner. Letting go of a relationship can be hard for you to do, especially if Venus is in a fixed sign (Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, or Aquarius).Alternate interpretations:You are capable of being a great manipulator and are often caught up trying to make things appear a certain way. You are the one who suffers from this tendency the most. You tend to get tied down to a pattern of endless repetition in relationships. You have difficulty in letting go even when a situation is painful. You are always dealing with people as symbols of others who are not even present. Love and power become confused with one another. You have a deeply lodged need to establish your sense of self worth. Once this is secure you can overcome your fear of being dissolved in a relationship built on equality and will start having more normal interactions. You need to be less concerned with how you appear to others and more concerned with how you are. — Interpretation sample from the Indra (In-Depth Profile) report.#Your sexual intensity can lead you into all the wrong kinds of relationships. With a bit of judgment however, that very intensity can set you and your partner on the path of creative expression, and can stimulate bursts of spiritual consciousness. Allow time in between to integrate your experiences. Interpretation sample from the Your Spiritual Path report.~You are more aware of love’s burdens than its bliss. You do want a permanent, growing love relationship, but you seem to attract the type of people who aren’t willing to give as much as you need. With time you will learn the positive meanings of love, which will be all the more precious to you because you already know the pains. One of the things you may become more aware of as you experience love is that your relationships reflect your own inner turmoil; as soon as you start respecting yourself as you are now, you will find that you attract a giving, loving person more easily. Marriage could occur out of a strong need for financial and emotional security. Some of your love affairs could be secret ones, possibly with married persons. An intense love affair for which you are forced to give your all could bring about a transformation. — Interpretation sample from the Heaven Knows What report.Some Famous People with the Venus in Hard Aspect to Pluto: Squares – Jamie Lee Curtis, Kevin Kline, Justin Timberlake, Shirley Temple Black, Britney Spears, Ryan O’Neal, Steve McQueen, Goldie Hawn, Bruce Lee. Oppositions – Ivana Trump, Beau Bridges, Celine Dion, Al Capone, Bridget Fonda, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Julian Lennon, H. G. Wells.

Notes about Transits

Mars is all about action, and where Mars is in our chart with transits is a place where we are prepared to stand our ground. Mars transits can be really productive, but they can also be angsty, aggressive, and sometimes come from a place of anger. It's important to pay attention to how you direct that energy. Mars transits can last for up to a couple weeks.
Jupiter transits enhance your life with optimism and forward-thinking, and lasting for about a month, give you plenty of time to take advantage. Bigger and better is Jupiter's way of thinking, and should be yours as well.
Saturn transits, on the other hand, are where we get a major reality check, and if we’re not ready for them, they can be pretty rotten. Of course, if we’re prepared and up to the task, Saturn transits can also bring very well-deserved rewards, too. Saturn transits last a bit longer than Jupiter transits—usually 2 months or so at a time, but with retrograde cycles, you could be looking at the same lessons three times over a 6 month period.
The outer planets, Uranus, Neptune and Pluto last for such a long time that they make long-lasting impacts on our lives. In fact, Neptune and Pluto can last for two to three years! Consider their effects, plan accordingly, and make them part of your life for the better.

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