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23 November, 2023
Solar activity was at low levels. Region 3492 (N18E36, Ekc/beta-gamma) produced a C9/Sf flare at 22/0628 UTC, the strongest of the period. The regions continued to grow in area around its trailer spots. Minor development was also observed in Regions 3490 (N20E22, Dac/beta-gamma), 3496 (N09E08, Bxo/beta), and Region 3498 (S11W40, Dao/beta). Region 3489 (S16E04, Cai/beta) underwent slight decay. The remaining numbered active regions were mostly stable. Two new regions of emerging flux were observed in the SE quadrant. The regions will be numbered once additional ground-based observatory reports are received.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters suggested influence from a positive polarity CH HSS. Total magnetic field strength steadily declined from 13 nT to ~5 nT throughout the day. Bz reached as far south as -13 nT around 22/0500 UTC. Solar wind speeds decreased from a peak of 595 km/s at 22/0209 UTC to ~500 km/s by the periods end. Phi angle was predominantly in a positive orientation.
There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 15% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Aries, at 07 degrees, 39' 38", at a velocity of 14.12 degrees per day.
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.4 days old. It is 366322.42 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec, 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Sagittarius
The Sun is at 00 Sag 41' 08", and is 147739640km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Aries
The Moon is at 07 Ari 39' 38", and is 370432km away and receding.
Moon Is In Aries
Well, well, well, my cosmic voyagers! The moon, our beloved satellite, has taken a mini-vacation in Aries. I can hear the distant gasps of "What does this mean for us, nerdy astrologer?" Don't worry, I've got you covered, just like the ozone layer does our planet, bless its depleting soul. Now, the moon is currently 370,384.902797797 km away. I know, I know, it's a bit of a commute. But fear not, no rocket science degree is needed to understand its implications. You see, the moon in Aries is a bit like that friend who comes to the party, eats all the dip, and then starts a debate about Star Wars vs. Star Trek. It's fiery, it's passionate, it's ready to boldly go where no moon has gone before! I'm talking impulse buying, spontaneous road trips, and possibly challenging your cat to a game of chess. You might even feel the compulsion to finally finish that model of the Millennium Falcon you've been working on since...well, the Millennium. But remember, just because the moon is doing its best Aries impression doesn't mean you have to start building your own Death Star. Instead, think of it as an opportunity to channel that energy into something less destructive. Maybe sort out your recycling or learn to make your own tofu. So, to sum up, the moon in Aries is like having HAL-9000 in charge of your emotional life. It might seem like a good idea at first, but don't let it open the pod bay doors without checking the safety protocols first. And remember, in the immortal words of Douglas Adams, "Don't Panic." Just keep an eye on those stars, and they'll guide you home, or at least to the nearest pizza joint. Till our orbits intersect again, happy stargazing!Mercury is in Sagittarius
Mercury is prograde at 19 Sag 02' 53", moving at 1.4 degrees per day, and is 184049423km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Sagittarius
Mercury in Sagittarius: A Nerdy, Hippie Guide
Alright folks, hold onto your pocket protectors because our buddy Mercury has decided to take a little vacation in Sagittarius! Now, for those who aren't familiar with the cosmic jargon, just imagine Mercury as that hyperactive kid in class who's always on a sugar rush, and Sagittarius as the eternally optimistic teacher who believes in the potential of every student. Put them together, and you get an interesting mix of meticulousness and big-picture thinking.
But what does this mean for you? Picture this: You're a dream merchant peddling visions of tomorrow. You've got grand ideas and confident messages to sell. But wait! You also have Mercury's nerdy attention to detail to make sure that what you're selling isn't just a pipe dream but a feasible reality. It's like having your own personal fact-checker!
Now, let's not forget about Sagittarius' party trick. This guy brings excitement to the table like nobody's business. Think debate club on Red Bull. However, in the midst of this passionate pursuit of truth, remember not to drop your reason along with your prejudices. It's always good to appreciate different points of view, but let's not blindly accept everything that comes our way.
And here's a crucial PSA: Mercury in Sagittarius could turn us into verbal blunderbusses, firing off words without checking their accuracy or considering other people's feelings. So, triple-check your words, folks! We don't want to sound like a babbling brook of nonsense or hurt someone unintentionally.
Lastly, Sagittarius is symbolised by the Archer, the great explorer. So while Mercury is visiting, let's broaden our horizons, people! Think about taking that backpacking trip you've been dreaming of, or signing up for that online course you've been putting off. Who knows, maybe it's time to dust off that resume and look for a new job? The cosmos is your oyster!
So, get out there, explore, learn, and remember to double-check those facts, folks! Mercury in Sagittarius is all about the journey, not just the destination. Enjoy the ride!
Venus is in Libra
Venus is prograde at 16 Lib 37' 42", moving at 1.14 degrees per day, and is 137501854km away and receding.
Venus Is In Libra
Greetings, space travelers of the zodiac universe! Your friendly neighborhood astro-nerd is here to talk about a celestial situation that's as balanced as Spock's logic - Venus is in Libra. Now, let's get scientific for a moment. Venus is currently 137,450,867.574929327km away. Don't worry, I've double-checked my calculations, carried the one, and even asked my cat, Schroedinger, for confirmation. And guess what? It's going prograde - no retrograde Mercury shenanigans here! When Venus gets cozy with Libra, it's like a cosmic meet-cute. The planet of love, canoodling with the zodiac's resident diplomat? It's like a rom-com written in the stars! Expect relationships to be as light and flaky as a perfectly baked croissant, rather than a gooey, drama-filled pizza. Libra, being the peace-loving scale it is, will inspire you to play nice. Arguments? Nah, we're sweeping those under the cosmic rug. And anyone with the manners of a Klingon will stick out like a sore thumb. So remember, folks, no photon torpedo launches in the living room! Now, this isn't just some halfway effort. Oh no, Venus in Libra demands 100/100 commitment from both sides. Fairness is the name of the game. Any imbalance in your relationships will be as noticeable as a Borg cube at a Federation picnic. During this transit, we're also going to have an eye for beauty that would make even a Vulcan blush. Feel free to indulge in a little retail therapy for that new starship decor, or update your uniform with a dash of style. In summary, Venus in Libra is a time to love boldly, live logically, and remember - in space, no one can hear you argue about who left the dishes in the sink. So strive for peace on your ship, cooperate with your crewmates, and make the most of this harmonious transit. And remember, the stars are the final frontier, but they're also the guiding lights to our hearts. Live long and prosper, my friends.Mars is in Scorpio
Mars is prograde at 29 Sco 10' 23", moving at 0.71 degrees per day, and is 376682428km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Scorpio
Well, star-gazers, guess what? Mars, that fiery red planet of get-up-and-go, has decided to take a vacation in the land of Scorpio! And let's just say, it’s not the kind of chill, margarita-sipping vacation you might be imagining. Now, picture this. Mars, wearing its retrograde-proof, 'I'm the boss' t-shirt, has strutted into Scorpio's lair, and boy, is it causing a stir! It's like Neo from The Matrix, dodging those slow-motion bullets of compromise. 'What, listen to others?' Mars scoffs. 'No way, José!' This cosmic backbone gifted to us during this time makes us feel as invincible as a superhero with a new cape. We're commanding our actions like a puppet master, and anyone who dares to pull our strings better watch out. They might find themselves on the receiving end of a Mars in Scorpio-style uppercut! Our willpower levels are soaring higher than Elon Musk's SpaceX rockets. We're not just ready to change something in our lives, we're ready to do it with the determination of a cat trying to open a can of tuna. This is where Mars in Scorpio thrives, diving headfirst into the deepest, darkest corners of our psyche. But beware, my celestial friends! Mars' stay in Scorpio's realm isn't all power poses and victory laps. It's more like a spiritual boot camp. Our expressions might become as spicy as a habanero pepper, stirring up conflicts and causing relationships to sizzle and pop like a faulty fuse. The secret here is to remember: You're not a demolition crew. Be selective about the walls you knock down. Channel this newfound intensity into something constructive. Clean your garage, paint your house, or finally tackle that 'War and Peace' novel that's been gathering dust on your shelf. So, get ready to do some cosmic crunches, star children! Rise above the shadows, navigate the power struggles, forget revenge and let go of bitterness. Let's use this opportunity to master our inner selves with the discipline of a Jedi and the willpower of... well, Neo from The Matrix! Because remember, when Mars is in Scorpio, ‘There is no spoon.’Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 07 Tau 55' 33", moving backwards at 0.11 degrees per day, and is 606288463km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter in Taurus: The Cosmic Bull Ride
Alright, my celestial comrades, time to buckle up and get ready for the cosmic bull ride of your life! Jupiter, the wizened old man of the solar system, has decided to bunk up with Taurus, our favourite bull-headed, earthy zodiac sign. Picture this - Yoda from Star Wars sharing a flat with Ferdinand the bull, only instead of lightsabers and flowers, we're dealing with wisdom, wealth, and a whole lot of patience.
The mashup of Jupiter's wisdom and Taurus' stubbornness is like the universe gifting us with a metaphysical GPS; it's guiding us back to the spiritual home we forgot was there, buried under heaps of Netflix binges, coffee cups, and unanswered emails. It's akin to finding your car keys in the fridge - who knew wisdom was chilling next to the leftover pizza all this time!
Next, prepare for some 'hulk-like' motivation to conquer your dreams. Jupiter’s growth-obsessed vibe combined with Taurus' headstrong determination is like having a cosmic cheerleading squad on your side. Their mantra? "Trust the process, you beautiful nerdy human!"
But, hey, remember when Scrooge McDuck used to dive into his giant vault of money? Well, that's potentially you when Jupiter in Taurus is at its peak. Jupiter loves a good fortune cookie, and Taurus? Well, let's just say, they know their way around a dollar bill. So, get ready to possibly become the 'Bill Gates' of your street. Or, at least find that tenner you thought you lost in your coat pocket.
A word of caution though, my starry-eyed friends. Taurus is a bit like Thor at an all-you-can-eat buffet. They have a hard time saying "no", especially when it comes to indulgence. And Jupiter being the cosmic cheerleader can sometimes overdo the cheering, making you mistake your needs for wants. So, remember, while that 3am online shopping spree might feel like an absolute necessity, your bank balance might beg to differ.
This cosmic bull ride is a wild one, folks. But remember, keep calm, stay grounded, and let the universe do its thing. Heck, maybe even pop some corn, sit back, and enjoy the show. After all, as they say in Gall
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 00 Pis 49' 33", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 1450540417km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn In Pisces: Time to Be Your Own Life Coach and Dream Catcher
Well, star gazers, get ready for some high-quality celestial realness because Saturn just waltzed into Pisces like it owns the place. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Saturn? In Pisces? Isn't that like inviting a librarian to a rave?" Well, yeah, it kinda is. But hear me out.
This overbearing planetary dad might seem like a party pooper, but he's here to help us get our act together. With Saturn in Pisces, it's time to dust off those daydreams you've been hoarding like collectible action figures and start turning them into reality. Wanna write a book? Open a business? Become the world's first astronaut-dolphin interpreter (hey, everyone needs a hobby)? Now's the time! So, grab a notepad. Or a napkin. Or if you're really desperate, your arm. It's time to jot down some plans!
Of course, while we're all for dreaming big, Saturn in Pisces isn't exactly a walk on the moon. Having your dreams scrutinized by the Simon Cowell of the cosmos can be a bit daunting. You might feel like hanging a giant "No Trespassing" sign on your imagination, but trust me, it's better to open the door and let Saturn in. He might be a little blunt, but he gives killer advice. Just don’t be surprised if he starts criticizing your dream decor.
And hey, with all this action happening in the realm of sleep and dreams, you might find yourself more restless than a caffeinated kangaroo. Take this as a cue to channel your inner Zen master (or at least your inner tree-hugger). Meditate, go for a nature walk, practice deep breathing, or try to catch some extra Zzz's. And if you've got a wild dream, don’t forget to jot it down! It might just be the next big thing... or at least a cool idea for your astronaut-dolphin interpreter logo.
So there you have it folks, Saturn in Pisces: a time for dreaming, planning, and embracing the cosmic dad energy. Buckle up, because it's going to be one heck of a ride!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 20 Tau 40' 06", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 2789459534km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Alright, cosmic travelers, buckle up your seatbelts (or should I say, asteroid belts?) and get ready to blast off on this celestial journey because Uranus is not just chilling in Taurus, it's shaking things up big time! We're talking about a seismic shift that makes the San Andreas Fault look like a minor crack in your coffee mug. So, you know Uranus, right? It's like the quirky, unpredictable cousin of the solar system who shows up unannounced at family gatherings, causing everyone to drop their spoons in their soup. Now, imagine this cousin crashing at Taurus' place, which is a little more...let's say, 'Old School'. Taurus likes its routines like Sheldon Cooper loves his spot on the couch - it's a classic case of 'if it ain't broke, don't fix it.' But Uranus is all about breaking the metaphorical china and introducing new ways to sip tea. The celestial rodeo might seem a bit too much for some of us, but hey, remember, even in the middle of chaos, there’s always a silver lining or a black hole (whichever you prefer in your cosmic scenery). Now, let's talk about money, honey. Taurus is like the Wall Street of zodiac signs - it knows the ins and outs of financial matters like nobody's business. But with Uranus camping out here, we might see some radical shifts in how we deal with our coins, or bitcoin, or whatever alien currency we invent next! So, if you've been sticking to your grandpa's advice on how to manage your finances, you might want to reconsider. On a personal level, this cosmic event is all about freeing us from the shackles of materialistic concerns. If your credit card bills have been stalking you like a Dalek screaming "Exterminate!", or if your mortgage feels like a black hole swallowing all your hard-earned money, then Uranus is here to be your intergalactic liberator. This is the time to reassess our relationship with money (and maybe take it out for a nice dinner and have a heart-to-heart conversation). Resistance, as the Borg would say, is futile. You can't stop these changes from happening any more than you could persuade Spock to ditch logic for a more 'go with the flow' attitude. But remember, all this upheaval is not just for the heck of it. The changes we make during this period can bring us to a point of greater stability -Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 24 Pis 56' 17", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4411003381km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Greetings, star gazers and science enthusiasts! Put on your cosmic glasses and let’s take a far-out ride through the celestial neighborhood. Our destination today is Neptune, that big, beautiful blue gas giant who’s currently hanging out in Pisces, a mere 4,410,940,879.303585052km away. I know, it's a bit of a road trip, but hey, who needs GPS when you've got astrology, right? Now, here’s where it gets interesting. Neptune is in retrograde, which means it appears to be moonwalking across the night sky. Yes, even planets can't resist a good Michael Jackson move. Neptune in Pisces is like a mystical enlightenment cocktail, blending the Piscean penchant for emotions with Neptune’s knack for unity. It’s like a cosmic 2-for-1 deal that gives us a clear sight of our own contradictions. It’s as if someone hit the 'enhance' button on our emotional intelligence monitor, turning up the resolution on our internal disputes. This galactic alignment is a wake-up call to forget about the trivial differences. Whether you prefer Star Wars or Star Trek, we all need to come together like the Avengers in the last five minutes of any Marvel movie. The path to unity is illuminated brighter than a supernova in this cosmic event. So, what are you bringing to our planetary potluck? Maybe it's a dish of compassion, a serving of kindness, or a side order of dreams. Whatever it is, there's no better time to explore the depth of your spiritual pantry than now. Here's an idea: how about creating an altar at home? No, not for sacrificing your old smartphones, but for connecting with what feels sacred. And no, binge-watching Netflix doesn't count as a spiritual path, even though it might feel like it sometimes. Remember, Neptune in Pisces is like your celestial cheerleader, reminding you that it's supporting your journey. So, harness that energy, share your ideas with the world, and most importantly, don't forget to laugh at the cosmic joke that is life. Stay curious, my friends, till we cross paths again in this infinite cosmos!Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 28 Cap 20' 16", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5297926444km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Greetings, celestial voyagers! Grab your telescopes, don your lab coats and tie-dye t-shirts, because we're taking a jaunt to the farthest reaches of our solar system, where Pluto is doing its cosmic cha-cha in the sign of Capricorn. You heard right, folks - Pluto, that icy dwarf planet that's further from Earth than most of us are from understanding quantum physics, is hanging out in the sign of the ambitious goat. Now, Pluto and Capricorn are a bit like that über-smart and serious buddy of yours who always seems to be working on some grand project. They're both about success and power, and they've got a laser-like focus that could put a NASA spacecraft to shame. But there's a catch - during this transit, our compassion for other people's viewpoints might end up as forgotten as Pluto's planetary status. That's right, with these two at the helm, we're all business, no play. You see, Pluto's got this strange hobby. It loves to chuck out negative patterns that aren't serving us any longer. Imagine it as a cosmic Marie Kondo, if you will, decluttering your life and sparking joy in the most unexpected ways. And Capricorn? It's the stern foreman, making sure you're not just randomly smashing things with a sledgehammer, but actually building something worthwhile. So, my star-gazing friends, as Pluto does its waltz in Capricorn, remember to temper your ambition with a dash of empathy. And when you start to feel that itch for a little 'constructive destruction,' make sure you've got the blueprints for what's coming next. Because, as we all know, even in the vast expanse of the universe, there's no room for wastefulness. Now, let's get out there and create something stellar!Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Conjunct Mars
You should have lots of energy and vitality today. Go out and get some exercise. Be careful not to get into arguments with your superiors or with people in authority, like policemen. Avoid confrontations that involve your ego. Instead, channel the energy and potential hostility into something creative like your favorite hobby. The important thing is to express yourself in a constructive manner. How about playing in the park with a group of children? Do not overexert yourself or put too much strain on your heart. This means controlling your temper. Anger is one of the hardest things on your heart. Don't lay out in the sun too long. You may burn easier today than normal. Watch yourself around the stove or anything hot. Focus on being humble. Put your ego in the backseat.